Snow Day

We got snow!   While I realize that our little meterological adventure was nothing compared to what the East Coast of the US has gone through, not to mention northern Europe (stories of the trains trapped under the Channel inspire a special kind of shudder), it still was  enough to jolt us out of our midwinter torpor.

This was our wake-up call.
This was our wake-up call.

Even here, flights were cancelled, or delayed, and I have no doubt that stories of catastrophes on the mainland will be coming in.

But for us, the situation was more beautiful than distressing, if you don’t count our miscalculation on getting home before the acqua alta was high enough to mostly cover our feet.   (Yes, we were warned: two tones on the sirens.   But I didn’t take it seriously.)   Sorry about my Timberland hiking boots; hope I can salvage something from the effects of salt water.

We usually get at least one severe cold snap each winter, though it seems to want to wait till just after Christmas.   So this year we got it early.   For the past few days it’s been at or below freezing and Saturday morning we woke to the double-whammy of snow and acqua alta.  

Two hours later, the scene had changed.  One good thing about acqua alta is that at least it removes the snow.
Two hours later, the scene had changed. One good thing about acqua alta is that at least it removes the snow.

When  Lino was a lad, as soon as the flakes began  to fall, men would present themselves at the central office of the Vigili (a sort of local police) to pick up a shovel and make some extra money cleaning the streets and bridges.   He says you could hear them out on the street, talking, as early as 4:00 AM,  waiting to get to work. Intensely  intelligent and also effective and probably didn’t cost the city all that much.   All good reasons why they don’t do it anymore.

Our faithful trash collectors  were scarce to invisible this morning.   Any tiny deviation from the norm throws the squad into total disarray.   No snow shoveled, no garbage collected — I can’t believe that every sanitation worker in the city had to be in the Piazza San Marco to set up the high-water walkways.   Perhaps they were all clustered in a doorway (more likely it was a warm bar somewhere) drawing straws to determine who’d be the one who had to go out and actually work.

I have some happy, if highly eccentric, memories of a real cold snap here.   One winter morning a number of years ago, when the cold had come down from Siberia like the wolf on the fold, we went out rowing.   Yes, of course we’re mentally unstable.    

This time it wasn't fog that made the city look like this.  Blowing snow is also pretty effective for blurring the scenery.
This time it wasn't fog that made the city look like this. Blowing snow is also pretty effective for blurring the scenery.

Here’s what I remember:   Rowing down a canal and our oars slicing neatly (once in, once out) through the forming ice.   What a fun little crunching sound it made.   What wasn’t quite so fun was the wind blowing so hard that the spray from the waves froze in the bottom of the boat.   I spent the entire time we were rowing back  imagining that my shoes were nailed in place, because it was like standing on a skating rink.   If I’d slipped just once, I’d never have gotten my footing back.   I took my mind off this problem by trying to imagine if it would be possible to row on my knees.  

But that was nothing.   There was the famous — make that “epic” freeze of February, 1929: people were walking across the lagoon from the Fondamente Nove to San Michele.   Impressive.   Of course, one reason that happened (and probably could never happen again) isn’t just the factor of the degrees below zero.   There wasn’t the constant maelstrom of waves back then that we have today, which would prevent any rational water from freezing.   If you’ve got a really low temperature, few or no waves, plus only the tiniest tidal variation (twice a month, when the moon is exactly  half, the tide scarcely moves, which would help the freezing, obviously) it’s almost inevitable that ice will form.   I have to say I’m glad we didn’t reach that point.   Delicate little skins of ice covering the water is one thing, but not this polar purgatory.

 

 
 

So on the whole, we made out really well.   The snow came, and then, when the tide turned in the early afternoon, the sun came out and we were fine.   Except, I mean, for the bags of garbage which will lie out there till Monday.  

The lions in front of the Arsenal were not amused.  "Remind me again how we ended up here, surrounded by water?  Oh, right: spoils of war.  Great."
The lions in front of the Arsenal were not amused. "Remind me again how we ended up here, surrounded by water? Oh, right: spoils of war. Great."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As long as you don't have to drive, scenes like this are really beautiful.
As long as you don't have to drive, scenes like this are really beautiful.

 

The guys who run the bumper cars at the temporary amusement park on the Riva dei Sette Martiri have to clean up the old-fashioned way: physical exertion.
The guys who run the bumper cars at the temporary amusement park on the Riva dei Sette Martiri have to clean up the old-fashioned way: physical exertion.

 

 

Eventually at least a couple of ecological operators, as they're called, had to get out and do something. The Barbie-sized wheelbarrow appears to contain enough salt for exactly one bridge.
Eventually at least a couple of ecological operators, as they're called, had to get out and do something. The Barbie-sized wheelbarrow appears to contain enough salt for exactly one bridge.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All the gondoliers who didn't come to work in the Bacino Orseolo are just going to wait for it to melt, then bail.
All the gondoliers who didn't come to work in the Bacino Orseolo are just going to wait for it to melt, then bail.
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Folpo and friends

Each is easily munchable in one bite, assuming you have even the slightest desire to consume it. Folpi have the interesting property of becoming tougher, not more tender, the more you cook them.
Each is easily munchable in one bite, assuming you have even the slightest desire to consume it. Folpi have the interesting property of becoming tougher, not more tender, the more you cook them.

This is apropos of absolutely nothing, but as I was discussing the folpo the other day, it occurred to me that even with my impressive powers of description, a picture of the creature after its refreshing plunge into boiling water might be in order.   So here are four of the little honeys, ready for immediate annihilation.  

The great thing about  fishy creatures– most of which were so familiar to Venetians in days gone by that they could have been members of the family–  is that they make excellent synonyms for non-fishy things.   The folpo, for example,  provides the ideal code word for a person (of either sex) who is overweight — not grossly, but noticeably — in a formless, galumphing sort of way.   You might hear someone say, “Look at that folpo” as an individual goes by who looks as if he/she might be more comfortable (and attractive) submerged than walking on land.

A very close relative of this mollusc, in biological but especially metaphorical terms, is the zottolo (ZAW-toh-lo, or zotolo, in Venetian: SAW-to-yo).     Official name: Todarodes sagittatus.   It’s another one of those tentacly creatures, related to the seppia and the folpo. You   may not notice them in the fish market but you might well get a batch of their babies (totani)  in a mixed fishfry here.    Little crunchy deep-fried objects somewhat bigger than your thumbnail that don’t look like they ever were anything.

The reason I’m telling you this isn’t the animal itself, it’s  because “zotolo” is also a common and highly useful way to  describe a certain kind of person.   In fact, there are people who  can’t be characterized as anything other than zotoli because of their particularly unfortunate assortment of mismatched traits.  

Why a zotolo would be considered less attractive than a folpo is a mystery.
Why a zotolo would be considered less attractive than a folpo is a mystery.

A  person who can — and even must —  be described as a zotolo would be someone who would be  not only physically unattractive in a way that might be  mitigated or even overcome if he or she were to care  (heavy,   scrawny, uncoordinated, slouchy, clumsy, perhaps also pimply or with neglected teeth), but would dress and/or behave in only a marginally civilized way.

Your zotolo could be the person who comes to the office Christmas party (evening, trendy bar) wearing a slightly frayed shirt and/or torn jeans.   Or maybe he or she dresses just fine, but who can be counted on to say or do something that’s just  that little bit  cringeworthy.   In other words, a person who gives the impression of being upholstered, physically or mentally,  with the old slipcover from the   divan in the basement rec room.

Can also be used as a term of endearment.  

   
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Acqua alta: some snaps

I will eventually be organizing a Gallery page, but meanwhile here are a few additional views of the water-on-the-ground of yesterday.   They are not intended to be sensational, but instructive.   There is an important difference in the two concepts, especially where issues involving Venice are concerned.

As you see, the streets of Venice are neither perfectly flat, nor a uniform height above sea level. Therefore reports of Venice being FLOODED are not very helpful. Is this street flooded?
As you see, the streets of Venice are neither perfectly flat, nor a uniform height above sea level. Therefore reports of Venice being FLOODED are not very helpful. Is this street flooded?
The immediate point of pumping is not to empty your place of water; it's to keep it from getting any higher while the tide is still rising.  (Then you pump to get it all out.)  One theory of what is making the liquid white is that it is detergent.  The theory of my nose leads me to suspect something more primeval.
The immediate point of pumping is not to empty your place of water; it's to keep the level from increasing while the tide is still rising. (Then you pump to get it all out.) One theory of what is making the liquid white is that it is detergent. The theory of my nose leads me to suspect something more primeval.
Sorry, your prescription isn't going to be ready till the pharmacists finish bailing out the store.
Sorry, your prescription isn't going to be ready till the pharmacists finish bailing out the store.
No special drama here, they keep the vegetables up off the floor all the time anyway.
No special drama here, they keep the vegetables up off the floor all the time anyway.
Now here's a solution: Get your stuff up off the floor before the water comes in.  Simple, cheap, effective -- I welcome explanations of why so many merchants prefer to beg for sympathy as well as contributions from the city to pay for damages.
Now here's a solution: Get your stuff up off the floor before the water comes in. Simple, cheap, effective. I welcome explanations of why so many merchants prefer to beg for sympathy as well as handouts from the city to pay for damage. Why should there be damage in the first place? And by the way, the city doesn't own your shop, you do.
What often contributes to high water occurring is an insistent southeast wind, as you see blowing across the water here.
What often contributes to high water occurring is an insistent southeast wind, as you see blowing across the water here.
High-water etiquette requires you to slow down when approaching and passing anyone with knee-high boots.  If you are sloshing along you will splash them, and they are already desperately trying to keep their clothes dry.
High-water etiquette requires you to slow down when approaching and passing anyone with knee-high boots. If you are sloshing along you will splash them, and they are already desperately trying to keep their clothes dry.
A very humble but crucial byproduct of high water is that it makes it impossible to pass under most normal bridges.  Gondolas, taxis, and especially barges have to either find an alternate route or just wait till the tide falls.  Even some vaporetto lines are sent up the Grand Canal because they can't pass under the bridge near Piazzale Roma.
A very humble but crucial side effect of high water is that it makes it impossible to pass under most normal bridges. Gondolas, taxis, and especially barges have to either find an alternate route or just wait till the tide falls. Even some vaporetto lines are sent up the Grand Canal because they can't pass under the bridge near Piazzale Roma.
Oh gosh -- we couldn't get to work on time because there was acqua alta.  Here are some men who are looking desperately concerned and distressed by this.  I imagine at least one of them is trying to think of the nearest cafe that is on dry ground.
Oh gosh -- we couldn't get to work on time because there was acqua alta. Here are some men who are looking desperately concerned and distressed by this. I imagine at least one of them is trying to think of the nearest cafe that is on dry ground.
Or maybe it's a guy thing and not related to having boots at all, the need to stop in groups to analyze, compare, contrast, discuss, and otherwise dissect the moment.
Or maybe it's a guy thing and not related to having boots at all, the need to stop in groups to analyze, compare, contrast, discuss, and otherwise dissect the moment.
I am fascinated by the problem-solving approach taken by the man on the left.  His knee-high socks were drenched (see wet footprints) and he is rolling up his trousers.  I'm hoping he had the sense at least to have taken off his shoes before he stepped into the water.  But why didn't he take off his socks as well?
I am fascinated by the problem-solving approach taken by the man on the left. His knee-high socks were drenched (see wet footprints) and he is rolling up his trousers. I'm hoping he had the sense at least to have taken off his shoes before he stepped into the water. But why didn't he take off his socks as well?
One has heard of a bridge to nowhere.  I offer the passarella, or walkway, to -- well, not exactly nowhere.  Right to the water from which it has been placed to defend you.  Maybe they ran out of boards.
One has heard of a bridge to nowhere. I offer the passarella, or walkway, to -- well, not exactly nowhere. Right to the water from which it has been placed to defend you. Maybe they ran out of boards.
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Dolphins play ball

This has nothing to do with Venice but  everything to do with smiling, which one needs to do early and often here.   Just like voting in Boston.

For the record, I have seen dolphins in the Ionian Sea, just down the road from Venice, and there have been reports of them out in the Adriatic, where I gather they have become rare. Rumors of one in the lagoon have not been confirmed, at least not by me. In any case, this little divertimento was filmed in Cardigan Bay, Wales.

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