Venice marries the sea: the bride was lovely

Last Sunday (May 16) Venice pulled what was once one of its greatest festivals out of storage for its annual exhibition: Ascension Day, or “la Sensa.”

The boat procession, having passed the Naval College, moves along the Lido shoreline toward the church of San Nicolo' and the ceremony of the blessing of the ring.
The boat procession, having passed the Naval College, moves along the Lido shoreline toward the church of San Nicolo’ and the ceremony of the blessing of the ring.

Up until  the year 1000 A.D., if you’ll cast your minds back, the fortieth day after Easter had been primarily known as the commemoration of Christ’s ascension to heaven.   It still is, but  at the turn of the millennium the day took on large quantities of extra importance for Venice.

The day also became just as famous for the “Sposalizio del mare,” or wedding of the sea, a ceremony performed by  the doge and Senate  in the company of many boats of all sorts which all proceeded toward the inlet to the sea at San Nicolo’ on the Lido.    At the culminating moment,   the doge tossed a golden ring into the lagoon waters and intoned, “Desponsamus te, Mare, in signum veri perpetique dominii.”   (“I wed thee, O Sea, in sign of perpetual dominion.”)

The "Serenissima" pulls up to the judges' stand to put the doge -- I mean mayor -- and retinue ashore.
The “Serenissima” pulls up to the judges’ stand to put the doge — I mean mayor — and retinue ashore.

This statement had nothing to do with religion, even though it does sound  impressive in Latin, right up there with “till death us do part.”   It had  much more to do with politics, because on Ascension Day in the year 1000 (May 9, if you’re interested), doge Pietro II  Orseolo  finally quashed the Slavic pirates who, from their eastern Adriatic lairs,  had been harassing Venetian shipping and seriously inconveniencing Venetian progress.

This was a pivotal moment in Venetian history; it opened the way to centuries of expansion, wealth and power, and the Venetians  wanted to make sure that all their assorted neighbors and trading partners and possibly also  trading competitors remembered  what they had done and could do again, if necessary.

For another thing, beginning in 1180 one of the largest commercial fairs of the entire year was held during the Ascension Day period.   Merchants and traders from all over the Mediterranean and beyond set up booths in the Piazza San Marco to sell ivory, incense, ebony, oils of jasmine and sandalwood and bergamot,   pomegranate soap, tortoiseshell   back-scratchers, bath salts, mirrors inlaid with mother-of-pearl, dried figs and apricots, plant-based hair dyes, luxurious textiles, and even Abyssinian and Circassian and sub-Saharan slaves.   All this was traded in languages and dialects from Venetian to Armenian, Hebrew, Uzbek, Greek, Turkish, German, Georgian, Iberian, Arabic, French and Persian.   I’m sure I’ve left something out.     This fair was such a big deal that soon it was extended from eight days to  two weeks.   Yes, even back then the city was just one big emporium, though incense strikes me as being cooler than the bargain Carnival masks made in China bestrewing the shops  today.

A flea market by the church of San Nicolo' is the best we can do on evoking the fabulous market of yore.
A flea market by the church of San Nicolo’ is the best we can do at evoking the fabulous market of yore.

I don’t suppose that the average Venetian on the street would have told you  much of the above if you’d stopped to ask what the big deal was about  the Sensa.   But a smallish contingent of people  have applied themselves, since the early Nineties, to bringing back at least some ceremonial in order to acknowledge the moment  .

Need a lampshade with a portrait of Audrey Hepburn or Charlie Chaplin? Now's your chance.
Need a lampshade with a portrait of Audrey Hepburn or Charlie Chaplin? Now’s your chance.
I wonder if any merchants from the old days would have been tempted by these.
I wonder if any merchants from the old days would have been tempted by these.

So yesterday morning there was a boat procession, more or less following the “Serenissima,” the  biggest and fanciest of the city’s ceremonial barges which was carrying the mayor (best we could do, seeing as we’re dogeless these days) and  costumed trumpeters and a batch of military and civilian dignitaries and also a priest.

At the  Morosini naval college at Sant’ Elena, all the cadets were ready and waiting, lined up along the embankment.     Standing crisply at attention with their hats in their right hand, on command they raised their hat-holding arm straight out at a sharp 45-degree angle, and shouted with one voice “OO-rah.”   They did this three times in succession, then there was a pause.   Then they did it again.    They do this at intervals till the boats have all passed.

For my money, this is the best part of the event, much better than the ring-and-sea business.   In fact, I’m convinced that if the cadets were not to do this, it would ruin the entire day.

The boats surround the "Serenissima" as the declamation(s) proceed.
The boats surround the “Serenissima” as the declamation(s) proceed.

The boats then proceed to the area in front of the church of San Nicolo’ on the Lido, where they clump together, the priest blesses the ring, and the mayor throws it into the water.   One year our boat was close enough that I took somebody’s dare and actually managed to snag it before it sank (all the ribbons tied to it momentarily helped it to float).     Then I had a heavy surge of superstitious guilt.   Even if it wasn’t gold — it was kind of like what you’d use to hang a heavy curtain — it was a symbolic object fraught with meaning.   I wondered if I’d just  blighted Venice’s mojo for another year.   But I didn’t throw it back — that seemed even stupider than grabbing it in the first place.   So, you know, my disrespect just left another  ding on the chrome trim of my conscience.

The first three gondolas, battling it out as they approach the first buoy.
The first three gondolas, battling it out in the back stretch.

Then there is a boat race — in this case, a race  for gondolas rowed by four men each.   In Venice the celebration of really important events always involved a regata, and when this festival began to take form, Lino created this one.   Yesterday the competition was somewhat more dramatic than usual in that  a strong garbin, or southwest wind, was blowing, and it was also really cold.   Lots of big irritated waves.   Strong incoming tide.   All elements that do not conduce to easy victory or friendly handshakes afterward, not that these guys are ever inclined to that sort of thing.   But it made for a very exciting 40 minutes — better than usual, if you could stand the cold.

Heading into the home stretch, they held onto third place, well ahead of their closest competitors.
Heading into the home stretch, they held onto third place, well ahead of their closest competitors.

So much for the festivities, so much for the wedding of the sea.   No honeymoon, though.   We just move  on to another 12 months of trying to dominate the sea.   Not with galleys anymore; Venice seems to be doing a pretty good job with  the ever-increasing  flotilla of  cruise ships.

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MOSE : no happily ever after

It’s probably way past everybody’s bedtime, so I’ll  wrap up this little philippic.

Imagining momentarily that a satisfactory conclusion could ever be reached in the Gordian convolutions of the “floodgate” project,  permit me to make a few very brief observations.

First, let us make a concerted effort to ban all those irresistible  emotional words that acqua alta seems to force from journalists’ subconscious.   “Venice under siege,” is a common one.   CNN said that the high water of December, 2008 had been caused by the Adriatic “bursting its banks.”   (Banks?   Bursting?   Are we in Holland?).   The Discovery Channel stated that the high water was “cannibalizing” the city’s buildings (OMG).   And on and on.   One could smile if this kind of reporting wasn’t cannibalizing common sense.

If the city can't manage to find some money for people, even when we've got MOSE we may no longer have any people.  I'm sorry moments like this will become so rare.
If the city can't manage to find some money for people, even when we've got MOSE we may no longer have any people. Good thing we have pictures.

When I think about it really calmly, it appears to me that it’s actually impossible for the planners and builders of MOSE to be able to make any promise (guarantee, statement, claim,  whatever you like) about their creation that they can prove is accurate.

There are simply too many unknowns in the many different scenarios devoted to its use: How well it will function — that’s the big one —   how much its maintenance (routine or extra)  will cost, where the money for feeding and caring for it will come from, etc.  

Every claim from its proponents is supported so far only by data assembled  by them.

Probably the two major areas of  concern for its  success are:

First: How  high the highest tides are likely to become.   Some  estimates only give MOSE 100 years of usefulness, after which the highest tides will spill over its maximum height.   The frequency and duration of these exceptional high tides are also subject to interminable debate.   But nobody knows.

I wonder who will put up the laundry everybody (including me) loves to photograph. Maybe they'll hire somebody.
I wonder who will hang out the laundry everybody (including me) loves to photograph. Maybe they'll hire somebody.

Second: How well the individual caissons will remain aligned.    As I mentioned in my last post, if they begin to lose their perfect uniform surface (even if only one of them doesn’t rise as high as its neighbor, or the seal begins to leak), the strength of the entire “wall” of caissons will be compromised.  

I have rowed against the incoming tide at the inlet at San Nicolo, in normal weather with no hint of wind or surge, and it is nowhere near being a joke.   If the barrier isn’t perfect, the tide will come in whether MOSE is ready or not.

But let us not be downhearted.   Let’s say that the machinery functions perfectly, precisely as planned.   Let’s say that exceptional high water occurs ever more frequently. as expected.   Let’s say that every prediction is fulfilled, even though there is no way to assume they will be.

Here is the real question:   Has Venice been saved from anything except some water in the street    for a few hours?

The true inundation, the most implacable and destructive, is the endless tide of tourists.   The number increases 3 per cent every year; in 2009 it reached 21 million in an area of about three square miles.

No need to waste any time worrying about the old folks, they'll be gone anyway.
No need to waste any time worrying about the old folks, they'll be gone anyway.

Whether this  fact   inspires emotion or not, it is more measurable, and predictable, than the inexact, politically driven “science” that has given birth to MOSE.

So let’s say that while assorted interested parties continue  to water and fertilize  the popular  obsession which the press has with acqua alta,  some very real  problems continue to be  neglected.

Young families will continue to move away because they can’t afford Venice (housing, primarily, though lack of jobs is a close second), the older generations eventually die off, and before MOSE has become obsolete the city will be devoid of residents.   In their place will be the tsunami of tourists — tended to by merchants who mostly live on the mainland — which will  finally render the city completely unliveable.

So even if MOSE performs perfectly, the Venice that has been “saved” will amount to nothing more than a collection of really old buildings, beautiful or not, according to your taste.

If no comparable effort is made to revive and protect the life of Venice, then even if MOSE turns out to be an engineering marvel to rival the invention of the arch, the once-thriving city will be as devoid of life as Machu Picchu.

When that happens, there’s won’t be much point in vilifying MOSE, or bewailing the triumph of politics and fear over basic municipal common sense.  

But unfortunately, and perhaps even unwillingly, even the not-so-old will be gone too.
But unfortunately, and perhaps even unwillingly, even the not-so-old will be gone too.

But it seems clear, even now, before the first button is pushed,  that if the time, energy, and billions of dollars that will have been spent to hold back the tide had been dedicated to resolving the chronic, debilitating problems that Venice experiences every day,  in 50 years there would still be a living city worth saving.

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MOSE: yes? no? maybe? don’t know?

Having reviewed the  barest  basics of acqua alta, and the barest technical outlines of the “floodgate” project intended to keep Venice as dry as the Nebraska Sand Hills, I’d better warn you that not everybody is on board.  

“This is a way of funneling a huge amount of money to business allies of the government,” a city councilor told The Christian Science Monitor last year.   “There are better alternatives but they were never considered.   There is a big question mark over whether it will really work.”

So has anybody spoken up?   Only thousands of people.   The project been protested, sued against, blocked and stalled in all sorts of ways for 30 years (yes:   it’s taken three decades to get this thing to where it is today), and even now  the arguments pro and con continue to be lobbed back and forth between the opposing believers.

Construction proceeds at the inlet at San Nicolo, the one closest to Venice.  The artificial island in the middle, built to accommodate construction equipment, has already affected the tidal flows.  It will not be dismantled.
Construction proceeds at the inlet at San Nicolo, the one closest to Venice. The artificial island in the middle, built to accommodate construction equipment, has already affected the tidal flows. It will not be dismantled.

There have been a few times when it appeared that perhaps the project would be annulled for various reasons: lack of money, the bizarre absence of the required Environmental Impact Statement, legal loopholes that kept being found and then quickly closed.   But nothing has been able to stop its  implacable progression toward completion.   It’s like throwing gravel at the Kraken.

By the end of 2009, despite all the myriad stops, starts, and slowdowns,    63 percent of the project had been completed.     There isn’t enough money to restore historic palaces and churches which are visible every day, but somehow money has been found to block exceptional high water, an event which might occur four to seven times a year.   Or maybe not  at all.   You may have noticed that the weather is not operated by the  Swiss railway system.  

But doesn’t everybody in Venice want to save their city from the sea?

In a word: No.   At least not everybody in Venice wants this to be the way to tame the tides.   In fact, it is difficult to find anyone who is not directly benefiting from the project who thinks it’s a good idea.   Quite the contrary.

There are four general categories to which most objections belong.  Let’s look at the them:

Political:   Not much to say here, because this is a sphere in which nothing is ever resolved.   The political fortresses from which accusations have been hurled like stone cannonballs are very well defined: right, left, extreme right, extreme left, and a mass of foot soldiers in the middle with all sorts of commingled ideas.   But if you don’t belong to some group, nobody will ever listen to you (not that they listen so much anyway).   Only thing is, each group has an agenda which includes lots of other issues as well, so if you join one to reject the MOSE project, you could find yourself on mailing lists as being against a batch of other undertakings as well.   Maybe you’re not against those, maybe you don’t even care.  

The lagoon has no idea there is a famous city sitting out there somewhere.
The lagoon has no idea there is a famous city sitting out there somewhere.

Others point out that the Special Law for Venice, by which federal funds are earmarked for the city,  specifically authorized interventions to stop pollution and re-establish the morphologic equilibrium of the lagoon.   It doesn’t appear that MOSE will  satisfy  either of those requirements.   Au contraire.

Even more important, each side considers it a good day’s work if  it has  managed to frustrate or thwart the other.   No other result is really necessary.   This reality is the cholesterol in the political metabolism, hardening and constricting the arteries through which ideas and energy and good will might otherwise have flowed to produce something beneficial to the organism (the city and the lagoon) as a whole.  

Economic: Every enormous public work since the Great Pyramid of  Cholula (and perhaps even that one) has exceeded its projected cost.   The original date of completion was given as 2010.   This has now moved to 2014.   Hence the costs have also changed.   MOSE was budgeted at $4.5 billion, more or less, depending on whose estimates you follow, a number which it has now overtaken without even slowing down to wave.   In 2008, the cost had risen to $7 billion.  

There is also the  cost/benefit aspect to consider.    I think it’s fair to say that anyone who is not personally involved would  concede that the costs and the benefits of this colossal undertaking do not come anywhere near matching up.  

One foreign  newspaper reported that $30 million a year is lost in business each time  the Piazza San Marco floods (meaning that these 40-some  shops can make $30 million in six hours, when the tide is in?   Wow…. ).   But let’s say acqua alta does cost $30 million, even if that number is cited only by the people  who would benefit from the effects of such a prediction.

MOSE, as already mentioned, not only has cost $7 billion by now with 35 percent  and two more years to go.      Few if any mention is made of the estimated cost of annual maintenance of this behemoth: a mere $11.5 million.  Of course, this  will be eternal income to the interested parties.  The project will be finished, but maintenance is forever.

Plenty of people would like to keep living here, if they could, in what can seem, to the locals, to be one of the great forgotten cities of the world.
Plenty of people would like to keep living here, if they could. But to the locals, it can seem like it's one of the great forgotten cities of the world.

But that isn’t the crux of the objections to its price tag.   Simply put, it’s that money dedicated to MOSE is lost to anything else.  

Stories which focus on the cost/disturbances inflicted by a few hours of water on the ground don’t tend to refer to the financial scorched earth the MOSE project has  made of  the quality of daily life for everybody everywhere  in Venice, not just the shopkeepers around San Marco.   Paying for this project, which might bring a temporary benefit to the city a couple of times a year,  has  deprived the city of the money required for numerous, more humble needs  (schools, ambulances, restoration of monuments and private buildings, etc.).

Just about every facility or service which  is important  to city life, more important  than the occasional need to put on the Wellies, has been cut in some way.   The administrations’s constant cry “We have no money” tends not to explain why.

Environmental:   When UNESCO designated Venice as a World Heritage Site in 1987, it specifically  included the entire Venetian lagoon.   It is the second-largest wetland in Europe (Europe has lost 2/3 of its wetlands in the last 100 years).   It is  vital area for plants, fish,  and birds,  some of which are already endangered.   Every year some 200,000 birds winter, nest, or pause here in their twice-yearly migrations.   One could make a reasonable case that the lagoon has a value which rivals that of Venice.  

Local, national and international environmental groups have  raised countless alarms about the effect of this project on the lagoon environment.   Prominent among these are  the World Wildlife Fund, LIPU (the bird people), RAMSAR (international wetland protection), Italia Nostra, and more,  down to a local citizens’ group called simply “NoMose.”  

In one of many reports, Italia Nostra summarized its concerns: “The dams will render permanent the Lagoon’s environmental imbalance: The deep channels dredged in the last century through its outlets will become concrete.   The erosion that is now eating away the Lagoon’s precious wetlands would become permanent, and this rich coastal lagoon, protected by European law, would be transformed into an area of open sea.”

What is so elegantly called a cavaliere d'Italia (knight of Italy), in English is merely the black-winged stilt.  Still beautiful, though.
What is so elegantly called a cavaliere d'Italia (knight of Italy), in English is merely the black-winged stilt. Still beautiful, though.

The deepening of the channels to accommodate the cement frame for the caissons has already intensified the tidal flow — I can see and feel it every day.    Faster and stronger tides mean many things: More erosion of the bottom sediments (one of the defining characteristics of a lagoon environment), consequent damage to the eelgrass which serves to anchor the sediment and which provide a habitat for many small marine species, and so on up the chain.  

My favorite of many favorite ducks is a wintering species called a "tuffetto" (little diver).  Their arrival and departure are parentheses around the winter.
My favorite of many favorite ducks is a wintering species called a "tuffetto" (little diver). Their arrival and departure are parentheses around the winter.

There is also great concern about the physical impact of the materials used, specifically the caissons’ zinc plates (zinc is forbidden by European law) as well as the anti-fouling paint, which contains many toxic chemicals  such as TBT compounds, assorted heavy metals, and solvents.   Coats of anti-fouling paint have to be periodically renewed, so that will contribute another dose of this stuff to the environment.   Damage to the lagoon and the Adriatic is seen as virtually inevitable.   I must mention that the builders deny this.

Data and forecasts which justify the project have been questioned by many different sources.   Some of the data does not appear anywhere but in the builders’ documents.

Engineering: Plenty of engineers from assorted countries, those who are not directly involved in the project, have always voiced doubts about whether it’s likely to work the way it’s supposed to.

Another perspective on the system, which clearly shows the the caissons fitting snugly together, forming a perfectly even wall.  It will be great if nothing shifts or leaks.
Another perspective on the system, which clearly shows the the caissons fitting snugly together, forming a perfectly even wall. It will be great if nothing shifts or leaks.

 Some of their concerns are:  

  • It has never been completely tested.  
  • The only positive assessment rendered by an independent panel of engineers was  restricted to saying whether the design could function as intended — that is, whether it would work as designed.   Virtually all other independent evaluations have been extremely cautious, if not negative.   No engineers except the builders, to my knowledge,  have risked saying whether it should be built.   Maybe that’s not what engineers are supposed to do.  UNESCO wrote an analysis in 2003 which concisely evaluated the project’s drawbacks, including the meteorological predictions on which it is based.
  • There are discernible aspects of the design which must ALWAYS function PERFECTLY (difficult in a salt-water environment),or they won’t  perform the way they’re supposed to.   For one thing, there is a high risk of the seal between the caissons not being watertight.     If water begins to pass between the caissons,  the wall they form could be dangerously compromised (fancy word for “weakened”).  If the caissons for any reason do not align perfectly, ditto.  
  •  If for some reason encrustation of any sort  remains on the caissons and/or their anchoring hinges  (salt-water is great for fostering encrustations of minerals and critters), the barrier may not rise in the manner or at the rate necessary.  
  • If sea-level increases fulfill the darker prophecies, not only will the caissons have to be used more often and kept in place for longer periods of time than predicted (undergoing stresses for which they were not designed), but eventually their maximum height may not be enough.  
  • After decades of legal battles, the design was already obsolete before construction even began.   Thirty years is an eternity in engineering terms.  (Imagine buying a car designed 30 years ago.)   Whatever its flaws, it should have been modified or updated in some way by now.   But no.

Perhaps most important, critics point out that this titanic construction  flouts several principles sacred not only to the hydraulic engineers of the Venetian Republic (not exactly amateurs) but also to commonly-accepted principles of environmental and engineering prudence.   Those principles are:

  • The project should be gradual, to permit evaluation of the results obtained at each stage and, if necessary, permit changes to the original plan.   This obviously isn’t the case here.
  • The project should be reversible.   MOSE obviously isn’t.
  • The project should be experimental.    By “experimental” the Special Law clearly intends that a project should be tested experimentally before it is definitely approved and funded and built.   That never happened.

How did this project ever get approved?

I can’t swear that I know.   Here is what I do know: That the project was assigned to the Consorzio Venezia Nuova,  a consortium which the city has exclusively authorized  (some have used the word “monopoly”) to  intervene in the lagoon.   This consortium is made up of more than 20 Italian engineering and construction companies — in a word, businessmen.   Scientists who promote or  defend the project are often consultants for the consortium.

So here we are.   It’s too late to be any use, but I’d like to recall a comment by Wendell Berry, the farmer/writer/environmental critic.

“A good solution to a problem,” he said, “is one which does not create new problems.”  

Seems kind of obvious, when you think about it.

Next:   How will it all come out?

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Acqua alta: reviewing the basics II

Here are two elements  of high water  which aren’t usually — perhaps not ever — mentioned, much less interpreted, in the typical story, the kind that likes using emotional words like “invade.”    ( As in, “The water invaded the city.”   Stormed the battlements.   Conquered the kingdom, wrought havoc, death and destruction, setting towns to the torch and sending everyone into slavery.   You know, the usual high-water scenario.)   Where was I.

Venice is not sitting at median sea level.  That wouldn't make any sense.
Venice is not sitting at mean sea level. That wouldn't make any sense.

One is what the numbers actually mean.   Venice does not float like a lily-pad at sea level.   The lowest area in the city, the Piazza San Marco, is already 80 cm above the water’s surface when the water is at mean sea-level.   Therefore any height that’s reported isn’t as high as it sounds if we were just standing on a street somewhere, measuring upwards from our feet, because the starting number isn’t zero.  

Example: 110 cm converts to three and a half feet, which sounds scary.   But someone standing in the Piazza San Marco will have water reaching up only 30 cm from their feet, or roughly just below their knees (11 inches).   Someone elsewhere in the city might well not have it even that high.   Or at all.   Because of Point Number Two.

Surf's up near the Rialto Market by the eponymous bridge.  Just behind me there's no water on the ground at all, except for some rain puddles.
Surf's up near the Rialto Market by the eponymous bridge. Just behind me there's no water on the ground at all, except for some rain puddles.

Point Number Two:    Headlines blaring “VENICE IS FLOODED”   imply that the entire city, all three square miles of it, is going under for the third time.   In fact, a tide up to 110 cm will dampen 14 percent of the city.   Not a huge percentage, I think one must admit.   Up at 140 cm (the relatively rare Code Red, “exceptional high water”), it covers  almost 50 percent of the city, which is more impressive, except that the frequency of a tide this high is fairly low — five times in the ten years between 2000 and 2010.   And still, one isn’t referring to every square inch of Venice.   Amost half of the city is still high and dry.

For all of Venice to be flooded, the tide would have to rise well beyond 200 cm (the epochal acqua alta of November 4, 1966 reached 194 cm).   The city’s tide office doesn’t estimate above 200 cm, at which level 86 percent of the city would be underwater.   I don’t say that would be entertaining, but it would be so rare that I’d suggest saving the doomsday vocabulary for it, and not waste the drama on more mundane tidal events.

This is the only example of this extreme solution to acqua alta I've seen so far.  What it implies to me is that whoever owns this property isn't expecting to be available to sweep out any water.  Or that whatever's inside is so valuable that it probably should be in a vault somewhere.  My own experience leads me to wonder if a seal this tight wouldn't potentially force the incoming water up inside through some hitherto unnoticed crevice.
This is the only example of this extreme solution to acqua alta I've seen so far. What it implies to me is that whoever owns this property isn't expecting to be available to sweep out any water. Or that whatever's inside is so valuable that it probably should be in a vault somewhere. My own experience leads me to wonder if a seal this tight wouldn't potentially force the incoming water up inside through some hitherto unnoticed crevice.

Our little hovel is  safe up to the three-tone level.   At four tones, it’s time to take the tarps off the lifeboats.   We discovered that last December 1 at about 9:15, when the water reached the four-tone level and began to slide under our front door.   Then I discovered it was also coming through a fissure in the wall under the kitchen sink, as well as up through a fissure in the stone flooring.   That was more  exciting than almost anything I can remember.   So please don’t suppose that my viewpoint is the result of my  not having to worry about water under the bed.   I just want to   recalibrate the popular  perception of this phenomenon.   Obnoxious.   Not catastrophic.

We have a calendar, on sale at any newsstand,  which traces the predicted tide levels each day of the year.   But those are only estimates based on what’s normal.   For more timely updates, I check the data on the city’s Tide Center website.     You can also sign up to be alerted of the rising tide via text message (SMS) on your cell phone.  

All these advisories are what make it really hard for me to feel sincerely sorry for anyone who might find that water  had caused any  damage to goods or appliances.   It’s not like it comes like a thief in the night.

I leave you with the key phrase which ought to simplify the whole business if you’re here long enough to need to know it:   Hip waders.   Just do it.

The fact that the pump is working demonstrates the limitations of the barrier across the door.  However, it's clear that without the barrier things would be much worse.  I assume he's doing rough calculations of the power of the pump relative to the speed of the rising tide.
The fact that the pump is working demonstrates the limitations of the barrier across the door. However, it's clear that without the barrier things would be much worse. I assume he's doing rough calculations of the power of the pump relative to the speed of the rising tide.
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