Meanwhile, in other news….

Now that the G20 has come and gone, the surface of life that was so agitated thereby has returned to its normal level of agitation.  There are plenty of things to keep track of, to one degree or another.  In some cases, to many degrees.

Here are a few of them:

REDENTORE:  The annual feast of the Most Holy Redeemer is tonight and Sunday — the big waterborne festivities on Saturday, the races and big religious celebration on Sunday.  Last year there were no fireworks, which left a huge hole in the festivities.  This year there will be fireworks, but in a serious effort to prevent the hazardous clumping-together of crowds the city has imposed a limit of 18,000 people, total, and those persons have to have made a reservation.  To reach the place or area they’ve booked, they have to show their printed ticket as well as their “Green Pass,” or other certificate of vaccination, OR a document that confirms that their swab was negative within the 48 preceding hours.

My new Green Pass.
The obverse side shows my name, birth date, and a few other details not interesting to anyone but them and me.  This document allows me to travel to other European countries without having to quarantine.
Barriers are being set up around the reservation-only zones. Here, this fence ought to keep the traffic lanes separated. If Carnival is any example, it won’t.
These barriers are intended to prevent people falling in the water, I suppose; maybe they should prevent people in boats trying to board somebody or put them ashore?

The rules are the ones that we all know so well by now: Masks and distancing. Tickets have been organized in sub-sectors.  Redentore used to be a real let-it-all-fly sort of festa; a party now where everyone will have to behave like Captain Von Trapp’s children is going to be really different.

Boats obviously won’t be permitted to tie up to each other: social distancing afloat.  No trying to pass from boat to boat.  No dancing parties aboard (take that, you big floating discotheques).  The watery areas are delimited according to size and the use of boat, and you have to show a printed “ticket” from your booking (on water as on land) to be permitted to enter the area.  Once your boat has entered its appointed area, it is forbidden to exit, nor will it be permitted to put people ashore.  Boat captains have to keep a complete list of passengers for 14 days.  Also, wear your mask.

There are regulations for people booking space along the fondamentas to watch the fireworks, or to scarf their dinner, but I’m not going to go into all that.  If you’ve booked a space, you already have the rules.  If you haven’t booked, you’d better hop to.  Preference is being given to Venetians, it says here.

Lino and I will not be there; it’s been years since we decided we couldn’t stand the mayhem of the motorboats in the dark, with their drunk drivers.  We might walk up to the fondamenta dei Sette Martiri (where I didn’t see any signs of assigned places) if it’s not too crazy.

The little yellow slice, Area 5 Dogana, is the space allotted to traditional boats, either rowed or with a motor of maximum 9.9 hp.  The other zones are organized for boats according to size and use (pleasure, work, etc.).  No need to get into all the details.  Note the white emergency exits.  When Lino was a boy, the Giudecca Canal was so thickly covered with boats — all propelled by oars, of course — you could walk across them from one bank to another.  And they were all massed in the Giudecca Canal to the west of the votive bridge, up toward the Molino Stucky.  The Bacino of San Marco was just background decoration.

THE BIG SHIPS:  Ship-haters rejoice: As of August 1, the biggest ships will no longer be permitted to pass through the city.  These ships are defined as having at least one of the following characteristics: Gross tonnage above 25,000 tons; hull at the waterline longer than 180 meters; height of ship more than 35 meters, excluding ships that are motor- and sail-driven; use of fuel in maneuvering that has a percentage of sulfur equal or superior to 0.1 per cent.  Like any other cargo vessel, the big cruise ships will be routed from Malamocco to Porto Marghera, one of many solutions that have been discussed since dinosaurs roamed the earth.  But this is just a stopgap.  The real solution is the offshore port, and that’s not happening tomorrow.

Seeing that neither Porto Marghera nor anywhere else will be ready this year, the MSC Orchestra or Magnifica and Costa Deliziosa (the only big ships on the dance card this summer) will be departing, respectively, from Monfalcone and Trieste, up along the northern Adriatic coast.  Passengers arriving in Venice will be swabbed or otherwise health-checked at the Venice Maritime area, then loaded on buses and driven a few hours to their ships.  So much for the thrill of cruising from Venice.

The offshore port project is going to take some time.  Phase One, send in your proposals by December 31, 2021.  Make sure your design can accommodate modern container ships as well as the biggest cruise ships, and make sure the port will be safe in stormy seas because there won’t be any lagoon to protect you anymore.  Phase Two, five experts evaluate the proposals.  Phase Three, choose the winner.  That decision will be made by June 30, 2023, if all goes as planned.  That’s a pretty big “if,” I feel compelled to add.

Seeing that creating the offshore port will take at least five to six years, Porto Marghera will have to be modified fairly quickly.  Building the new passenger terminal there, deepening the channels and revising the current industrial docks will cost 157 million euros — a hefty sum for a temporary set-up.  Then again, “temporary” has a flexible meaning here.  The Accademia Bridge was built in 37 days in 1933 as a temporary structure while proposals for the real bridge were to be evaluated, and it’s still there.

I have the impression that the sudden decision on dealing with the big ships is linked somehow to the fact that UNESCO recently decided to designate the water entrance to Venice — Bacino of San Marco, Canale of San Marco and the Giudecca Canal a national monument.  This is surprising in that UNESCO, when it listed Venice as a World Heritage Site in 1987, specifically included the lagoon.  You wouldn’t know that by the savaging of the environment that has gone on since then, but anyway, I’d have considered the Bacino, etc. as part of the lagoon.  Now it’s a national monument.  Okay then.

Spare a thought, though, for the humans — 1,260 direct workers and 4,000 indirect workers — involved in what will be a radical restructuring of the whole shipping enterprise here.  Many are fearing for their jobs.

Almost no workers believed that this decree would come so fast, and right in the middle of the season.  The maritime agencies are also worried.  Every shipping company is required by law to engage a maritime agency, but, says Michele Gallo, head of two agencies, “You can’t even think of having the same ships as before coming to the docks at Porto Marghera, using the same places as the commercial ships.  This is a devastating decree.”  Organizing the entry, passage and departure of so many ships through the inlet at Malamocco and along the Petroleum Canal (Canale dei Petroli) is going to be a job worthy of an air traffic controller.

By the way, all this increased traffic will make it even more important to keep the aforementioned channel dredged.  However, the deeper the channel, the faster the tide enters and exits, and already this action removes millions of cubic meters of sediment from the lagoon every year.  Everyone knows that the Canale dei Petroli has thus caused incalculable damage to the lagoon and its extraordinary ecosystems.  Ironic that UNESCO decided to designate part of the lagoon as a national monument with the notion of protecting it, but they seem not to have taken into account the effect so much extra traffic will have in a channel that essentially behaves as if it were a water vacuum sucking the soil from the lagoon.

This was the lagoon’s circulatory system in 1901. Lots of arteries and veins and capillaries kept the lagoon biome thriving.
In 1932.  Notice the large natural channel at the bottom of the picture — the inlet at Malamocco.  Here it is the shape of an oxbow.  Works fine for the lagoon, but wasn’t at all suitable for commercial traffic.
The oxbow was furloughed when the Canale dei Petroli was dug in 1964-68.  The channel shoots straight from the inlet on the right to the shoreline, and was dug along the shoreline in order to allow the tankers and other big merchant ships to reach Porto Marghera in the upper left-hand corner. After only two years, the effect was evident.  Today, in view of the cruise ships arriving, dredging the channel has already begun, and will continue for 12 months.  A deeper channel means the tide will be faster than before.  All the little canals that used to be there helped to slow the tide down, but as you see, the tide won.
On the left you can see the tide patterns before the Austrian domination (1814), while on the right the tide patterns in 2009.  So by all means make all the big ships traverse the lagoon from Malamocco for however many years it will take for the offshore port to be built.  I’d just avoid presenting myself as a defender of the lagoon at the same time.

FREE MARCO ZENNARO:

Marco Zennaro (veneziatoday.it)

The 46-year-old Venetian businessman, well-known and loved by many, has been in prison in Sudan for three months.  He is the owner of a company that produces electric transformers that has been doing business in Sudan for years.  He has been accused by a Sudanese company of fraud, but the situation is an utter tangle of claims and characters.  However, the photograph of the cell in which he was kept for two months with 30 other men, at temperatures of 114 degrees F., was all too comprehensible.  Yes, the Italian government has attempted to intervene; yes, money has been paid, but turns out someone wants still more.

Now he is on house arrest in a Sudanese hotel, awaiting the next hearing (August 9) in the string of court appearances that may finally resolve the problem.  He has already been absolved of two accusations, but it’s hard to know who wants what at this point.  Of course money is at the core of this.  Marco is well-known in the Venetian world of sport — Venetian rowing, for one thing, as well as rugby.  As it happens, Lino has known him since he (Marco) was a boy.  Also, Lino taught his mother how to row.

This one is written in English, no less.

“We Support Marco.” Petitions and initiatives continue. On June 13, some 15 Venetian rowers conducted a 24-hour event in which they took turns rowing from the Rialto to the Salute and back a la valesana (one person with two oars).  They continued from noon June 13 to noon June 14 to raise awareness of this situation and urge its resolution.  But here we still are.
“Let’s get Marco back.”  This banner has been posted around much of Italy by now, by a far-right “association of social promotion” called CasaPound. (lagazzettatorinese.it)

MOSE:

Are we heading back to this again? Oh boy.

Mose worked last winter (except for one time), so you might think all is well?  You would think wrong.  I’m starting to dread the winter again.

The plan was to complete all the work by June 30, and declare the project finished on December 31, 2021.  But that timetable is now in tatters for  various reasons, primarily money problems (as always).  The refusal of some suppliers to continue without payment also slowed things down, and the work was officially suspended yesterday, July 16, even though it actually had been stopped for three months already.

Without regular tests, without personnel from the companies involved, without some degree of ongoing maintenance, it’s not certain the gates will even rise when needed.  Broken elements haven’t been replaced, parts are deteriorating because there is still no air conditioning in the underground gallery.  There is severe corrosion that has been reported for years, to the frames of the underwater tensioners as well as the hinges of the gates.  Encrustation of barnacles and other crud will certainly make the gates heavier.  The gates at San Nicolo’ have been underwater for eight years now.

Bids have been solicited for a maintenance program budgeted at 64 million euros, even though some estimates maintain that at least 100 million euros will be needed for this every year.  (Personal note: Lino has never batted an eye at the titanic construction costs.  His refrain has always been simply “And the cost of the maintenance?”)

A Venetian deputy in Parliament, Orietta Vanin, has written to Enrico Giovannini, the Minister  of Public Works, saying “A plan is missing for the launch of the work and the completion of the machinery.  When is Mose going to be tested?  What is the risk to the city in view of autumn?  At what point are the interventions for the security of the Piazza San Marco?  We’ve asked several times but have never had a response.”

TOURISM:

Not exactly a horde at 9:00 AM on a Saturday morning. I did see a group of about 15 people being guided around the Rialto Market.

The infamous hordes are not yet swarming the streets; tourists there are, many of them still day-trippers, but not insupportable numbers, by any means.  We could probably use a good horde or two right now.  Happily for everyone, American travelers are finally permitted to fly to Venice (I presume also to the rest of Italy).  Delta Airlines has non-stop flights from Atlanta and New York, and the other day 200 passengers from the USA disembarked to great, if silent, applause.  That’s just a drop, however, as the Venice airport is currently handling 15,000 “passages” a day, a mere third of their daily pre-pandemic total.

Still, no coherent plans for managing the eventual masses have yet been proposed.  The secretary of the artisans’ association, Gianni De Cecchi, says “The pandemic has passed in vain.”  So stand by for the usual complaints, protests, and laments to come forth again.  Probably toward the end of next summer, if forecasts can be trusted.  Stay tuned.

I like these tourists. Too bad there aren’t enough of them to keep Venice afloat.
Send more of these, too.
I hang the sheets out to dry, he raises his sail. The life, she goes on.
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Back to business

At dawn the city may seem to be standing still, but just as the tide is almost certainly in motion even if you can’t see it, so are the stores, shops, and other commercial entities. But while for some enterprises the tide may be rising, for others it may already have gone out.  When money is to be made, Venice stops for no one.

The pandemic is slowly retreating here and normal life has taken a few big summer-weekend bounces that give the city the sensation that the old days have returned.  On June 2, a national holiday, there were 50,000 tourists in the city (21,000 from the Veneto, 19,000 from other Regions, 10,000 foreigners, half of which were German).  However, it’s becoming clear that the old days could have used a lot of improvement.

All those months during lockdown, etc., when so many people hoped that the city could somehow benefit from the forced suspension of so many activities in order to reassess and resolve the problems of the mass tourism monoculture, was time blown away like so many soap bubbles.  We’re pretty much right back to where we were in February, 2019.

For example, outdoor tables and chairs were permitted to occupy more space than strictly allowed during the Old Regime in order to accommodate the necessary social distancing; now they might just stay that way, filling up streets and campos, because now we’re used to it (though the owners won’t feel like paying an adjusted tax for occupying more public space).   The aforementioned bars and restaurants and other touristic enterprises have been discovering, to their surprise, that manpower is missing.  Bluntly, one out of five former employees isn’t coming back.  A year and a half has passed, and waiters and chambermaids and many other toilers in the touristic fields have found other jobs.  So let’s nab all the foreign workers we can for temporary (low-paid) summer work, even though they haven’t been vaccinated.

As for daily life, naturally I’m glad that people are working again, but this means we’re picking back up with motondoso and sometimes overcrowded vaporettos and cloddish tourists and pickpockets and seagulls ripping the food out of people’s hands in the Piazza San Marco and so forth, with more of the same coming up, no doubt, as restrictions continue to ease.  The great forerunner is the Biennale of Architecture; it opened on May 22 and will run until November 21, B.T.U.  (Barring The Unforeseen, not British thermal units.)  The unforeseen has become a major player now in any undertaking, psychologically if not logistically.

So now that Venice Inc. is trying to get back underway, I paraphrase the famous remark of American President Calvin Coolidge and say that obviously the business of Venice is business.  Or, as I put it, thisisvenicewheremoneyisking.  And now that we can talk about business in the present tense again, I see the economic landscape, as illustrated by the shops, as divided into two basic categories.  And both show the ways in which the Venetian economy has changed over the past two generations or so.

Category 1:  Shops that have changed over the years.  Category 2:  Shops that have closed forever.

Category 1:  Walking around the city, I can add my own version of what I call the Venetian litany: “I remember when that was…..”.  When Lino would walk along Calle Larga San Barnaba and tell me, door by door, who used to be there, the coal seller or the fish fryer, it seemed exotic, as if change was so long ago.  But now I too have seen it as it is happening.

It used to be, some 25 years ago, that when useful shops succumbed they were most often replaced by ones selling “Murano glass” or Carnival masks.  Lately, though, when you see yet another useful shop disappear you can assume it will be replaced — well, certainly by supermarkets, they’re everywhere now — by bars/cafes/restaurants, or by hotels.  Evidently people come to Venice to eat and sleep, as if it were a convalescent hospital.

Examples are everywhere.  The best nursing home in the city is being converted to a hotel (and the worst nursing home appears to be on the same trajectory).

This was the “Ca’ di Dio” nursing home, not only a beautiful facility but a fantastic location on the Riva degli Schiavoni. Too bad those are the very aspects that exert a fatal fascination on hotel developers.  It’s been several long and laggy years since the old people were evicted, and the restoration work has only recently picked up again with some seriousness.  So yes, another hotel is on the way.  There’s always room for one more.

When the skeletons of the two former gas holders near San Francesco de la Vigna were up for renovation not too long ago, scores of families formed a committee to implore the city to convert them to an urgently needed multi-purpose sports center for the students of the nearby high schools.  For a while it seemed as if the city had yet to decide, and then the surprise.  Renovation has continued, but the citizens are out of luck because this treasure of industrial archaeology is going to be a hotel.  Those are only two examples of how a facility useful to Venetians is removed to make room for something that makes money.

In 1969 it seemed perfectly fine that two gas holders had been built next to a 16th-century church designed by Jacopo Sansovino with a facade by Andrea Palladio.  I can imagine that the Franciscan monks in their cloisters added the gas works to their daily prayers.  (bonificagasometri.com)
Work began in January to stabilize the site. Much concrete was seen passing from barges to land.
Here is the architect’s rendering of the glorious new incarnation of the old structures.  The kids will just have to keep on making do with whatever sports areas have been cobbled together for them around the city because we absolutely need another hotel.  I make the futile observation that there are laws that prohibit any construction or alteration that is not in tune with its surroundings.  To be fair, these weren’t in tune with their surroundings 50 years ago, either. (Il Gazzettino)

So much for hotels.  Let there be restaurants!

This used to be a great family shoe store on via Garibaldi.

I don’t want to bore you to oblivion, but here’s a quick review of the transformation of via Garibaldi, still proudly promoted (not by us) as one of the few places where you can still find real Venetians.  Yet many shops that were used every day by the aforementioned Venetians have gradually been removed, one by one.  The excellent clothing store has undergone really ambitious renovation to become a restaurant (work appears to be stalled, but there are cartons of wine on the floor); the small deli/supermarket where Claudio reigned behind the case of cheese and butter is now a restaurant; a pork butcher shop dedicated to salame and other such products is a restaurant; the furniture and upholstery store became a bar and gaming salon (closed since the acqua alta of November 11, 2019); the fresh pasta and exotic ingredients shop is now Nevodi Pizzalab for takeaway pizza; a fruit and vegetable stand is now a restaurant.

On the non-comestible side, other stores have also been through various reincarnations that moved successively farther away from ordinary life.  The bank became a hardware store (could have been useful except that somehow whatever you needed on Friday was expected to be delivered next Wednesday.  This went on for at least two years until it folded) and now it’s a real estate agency.  We miss the bank.

The name “Salumeria” (salame and similar pork products) is so wonderfully generic, like shops that still have “Latteria” (milk) carved on their lintels from long ago.  Now it’s a bar/cafe’.
Another salumeria just down the street from the one above is currently selling cheap clothing. The meat display case is still inside, loaded now with T-shirts and sweaters and shoes.  At least these are everyday items, nothing fancy or touristic.
This was a scene that stabbed my heart with an icicle. In late December 2019 the dry-goods store had to move out because the landlord raised the rent. This is the classic scenario.  Stores keep closing, not because they have no customers, but because the landlord wakes up and thinks he or she would like to have more money.  Up goes the rent, out go the tenants, and eight out of ten times (seems like) what comes in is a restaurant or bar.  It’s obvious that you can’t sell enough pajamas and tablecloths to make thousands of euros a month more for rent.
The shop went back quite a way and contained so many things you need if you lead a normal life: Pajamas. underwear, ribbon, zippers, socks, dishtowels, ordinary towels, sheets, bandanas… Naturally I expected to see a restaurant or bar take its place, because God knows we need more of those.  But a year and a half later the shop is still closed, so whatever master plan the owner had devised that required throwing out the socks and underwear isn’t going quite as he or she expected, and meanwhile that’s a year and a half of rent that he/she didn’t receive.  Sometimes you just roll snake eyes.
Another stab was delivered to my heart when I discovered that the little deli by the church of San Martino had closed in October. In Venetian, the person owning this sort of all-purpose little grocery (prosciutto, cheese, bread, wine, oil, etc.) is called a “biavarol” (bee-yah-vah-ROL). The name comes from “biade” (bee-YAH-deh), meaning fodder.  Centuries ago that was where you bought your horse feed because yes, there were horses in Venice; then the products increased to grain and seeds, and gradually other provisions.  Like many such small shops, it was often run by a family — in this case, since 1985, although the shop itself was already active in 1907.  But as is also often the case, the children took other paths, the parents retired, and so here we are. There was a biavarol, Lino recalls, at the Ponte Trevisan by San Trovaso, and the word “BIADE” was visible above the door until not many years ago.  Then, when the biavarol retired, the new owners sold trendy clothes and the word “biade” disappeared.  “That’s really a shame,” Lino says. “It was a wonderful relic.”
“Seeking a biavarol to continue a century-long story.”  As this article recounts, everybody in the neighborhood frequented the shop — there isn’t anything like it nearby — but after 35 years at work Elisabetta and Francesco wanted to retire and spend time with the grandchildren.  They’re ready to rent it, though, to anyone who will pick up where they left off.  No trendy clothes, thanks.

Actually, there are plenty of places that change that don’t turn into restaurants.

This used to be a huge store selling glass. Now it’s a huge store selling pet supplies. Supply follows demand, as Adam Smith probably said.  This is one case where the dog- and cat-mad locals got the benefit of a change, as nobody here needs “Murano glass.”
Butcher shops just can’t seem to keep going. The kids want to do something else in life and anyway, with the population shrinking by the month, jewelry clearly has a better chance at survival than pork chops.  I’m glad the new people left that marvelous relief carving of the beef.
Further along the street near the Rialto Market is yet another defunct butcher shop. Fun fact: Venice was the home of one of Europe’s largest slaughterhouses in the mid-1800’s, just after Padova, Vienna and Rome.  If you think the streets are unpleasant when jammed with people, try to imagine the calle de la Beccaria near San Giobbe when it was time to drive the cows, horses, sheep, and pigs to their doom.  In the summer.  Not made up.
I don’t know what this shop originally sold, but at least it’s not a restaurant.  As you see, some bright sparks have made it into a social-message emporium.  Half-hidden by the condensation is a large tote bag proclaiming that “Plants are better than people.” This is original, if a bit antisocial, but I assume they’re thinking of popcorn and peonies and not kudzu, Venus flytraps, killer algae, purple loosestrife, water hyacinth, castor beans, deadly nightshade, wolfsbane, poison hemlock, rosary pea, or your neighborhood oleander tree.

Apartments for rent:  Of course this is a business too, and by now a very big one.  The pandemic across Europe pretty much obliterated last year’s crop of tourists, but they are coming back.  Collectively calumniated in the popular mind as “Airbnb,” apartments for tourists are offered by scores of other companies.

The continuing depopulation of Venice has left ever-more apartments empty, so of course they’ve become another commodity.  Venice is far from unique in this, as we all know, but the sheer quantity has distorted (or is the result of the distortion) of Venetian life.  Now that the apartments are being registered and regulated, virtually all of Venice’s some 3,000 streets (calle, calesela, ruga, salizada, ramo, etc.) has at least one door with an official tag indicating a touristic apartment within.  We knew there were lots, but now that we can see them it’s a bit unnerving.  Still, all those people who rail against Airbnb as the destroyer of Venetian life need to recognize that nobody has forced the apartment owner to do this, and otherwise the apartment would most likely sit empty, which isn’t a positive thing at all.

“Touristic location” and license number.

I could add a thousand more of these images, but you get the idea.

So much for Category 1, shops (and apartments) changing. Before I go to Category 2 (shops disappearing), here are some thoughts on the economics of bread.

Every morning at 6:30 a ponderous barge briskly backs up along the rio de Sant’Ana, with huge roaring, till it reaches an open space to park.  One of the two men aboard jumps ashore, loads a few plastic boxes containing variously shaped bread onto his handtruck, and rolls it rapidly toward the Coop supermarket on via Garibaldi.

Exactly five minutes later he has returned with the empty boxes and the barge is roaring its way forward (there is no space to turn around) out of the canal.

This phenomenon interests me because the barge is enormous, yet by the time it gets to us it is carrying a load that would qualify as almost nothing.  Seems like a heck of a boat to use for that small a cargo, but let’s say that this is the last stop, and that the run started at 4:00 AM with ten stops and eight tons of bread.  That’s not exactly my point.  It seems like a huge expenditure for a small return, but clearly the formula is working fine.

My point, however clumsily expressed, is that this is a proverbial coal-to-Newcastle situation.  Within the area of about two city blocks, there are three full-time bakeries turning out bread every morning as the handtruck from who knows where rolls by.  So in my primitive lizard brain, anybody who’s in favor of keeping local businesses alive ought to consider the possibility of the local bakeries supplying the supermarket, though I realize that’s slightly nuts because people could just go buy the bread straight from the baker.

So why do people buy bread at the Coop when they could buy it up the street at Crosara?  Because it’s cheaper, of course.  But it isn’t as good.  So at the intersection of price, quality and convenience (bakeries close in the middle of the day), we see the bread on the truck at dawn a mere half hour before the first bakery opens.

Hence the eternal decision is ever-present on via Garibaldi: Save 5 cents per kilo on my daily bread even though it tastes like styrofoam, or spend the 5 cents more on something divine just out of the oven.  Venice will be making money somehow in any case, because that’s the way it is.

Speaking of little shops, we come to Category 2, the most poignant witness to how Venice has changed: Shops that have closed forever.  In your wanderings around the city you may have seen, but not observed, them.  They are everywhere, mute witnesses to crafts and businesses and livelihoods and families that made Venice a place where life was vivid and intimate and dense.

Campo Ruga was bound together by shops; almost all the doors at street level led to some sort of business. A friend of mine who was born here could tell me, door by door, what used to be there. “The milk shop…the shoe repair…the fish seller…” Now they are apartments, or storerooms, or small offices, or nothing.
This small corner shop at #128 brings new meaning to the word “closed.”

Adjacent streets were one shop after another, on both sides of the street, as you see.

One of the best hardware stores in the city, in my opinion. Gone.
Campo Do Pozzi is a monument to the way almost every campo was when Lino was a boy. Literally every door and window around the campo belonged to a shop of some sort.  This is the north side.
Campo Do Pozzi looking east.  Gaze at this and populate it with everybody who lived here and did the shopping here every day, throw 20 or 30 kids outside to play, and you might get a faint sense of how, as the saying goes, “Stavamo meglio quando stavamo peggio” (We were better off when we were worse off).
South.  This was a butcher shop.  The street on the right, Calle del Forno, was obviously the location of a bakery.
West side.

Whatever this shop was, it closed before the last Ice Age.

Take your pick, you’ve got a whole street of defunct shops.  These are long since deceased, but the lockdown of March-June 2020 and the few tourists who came during the summer forced many businesses to close.
“Do you have a shop?? You have to die!!” So begins this cri de coeur from one merchant, reminding us of the crushing expenses even your little enterprise has to face. “Income: 500 euros per day, 120,000 euros per year. Annual expenses: IVA on sales (value-added tax, since 1968) 20,000; buying stock 60,000; rent 12,000; INPS-INAIL (Social Security) 4,000; accountant 1,500; electricity 2,000; store sign and cash register 2,000; trash collection 1,200; telephone 500; IRAP Regional impost for productive activity and local taxes 2,000; 5% perishability of merchandise 3,000.  Total expenses 108,200.  Gross income 11,800.  IRPEF income tax 4,000.  Annual net profit 7,800.  Work 12 hours per day for six days of the week to earn, if things go well, 650 euros a month.  And you hope you don’t get sick.”

So whenever you see a dead store, remember that it, and all the others, kept Venice alive until basically yesterday. Lino says it repeatedly: “Every time you go over a bridge you’re going from one island to another, and every island had everything it needed, right there.”
This dry-goods store near Sant’ Aponal was the only place in Venice where I could find the socks that Lino likes.  It was obviously a neighborhood fixture, but it couldn’t last forever.  I don’t know which factors determined their decision (rent?  grandchildren?).  At least the owners left a farewell note that might have applied just as well to every closed shop in Venice, if the owners had the heart to write anything.  I translate: “The shop’s voyage has now reached its end.  Here, at the end of the line, we want first of all to thank our clients who believed in us, who appreciated the work and the products, who have chosen at the shop items for special days of their lives, but also for the daily routine which has offered us friendships, esteem, gave us smiles and satisfaction, company, laughs, the grapevine, gossip, coffee, words of comfort and compliments.  Have a good life and smiles and joy always to all of you!  Angela, Raffaella, and Flavia.”
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Normalcy 2.0

Enjoy this moment from a few days ago, because you may never see it again.  A lone person rowing his sandolo (the type normally used by professional sandolistas) toward the open lagoon, or possibly to the boatyard.  He may be thinking he’d better be ready — who knows when a customer might suddenly appear?

During the past week or so life has finally “re-opened” after lockdown, and the process has felt strangely like the way you felt the first time you tried to skate.

Put another way, everything is still a little awkward.

I’m not saying this is ideal. Just saying it had become normal.

So we’ve been upgraded now to Normalcy 2.0: Shorter lines at the supermarkets, at least occasionally, and sometimes no lines at all (I do not understand this — under quarantine the lines stretched for miles.  Have people stopped needing to eat?), but you still must wear a mask and gloves when you enter.  Masks are required only in enclosed spaces where maintaining social distance is difficult, though many people, including me, are still wearing masks out on the street.  More people are outdoors, of course — the end of lockdown and beautiful weather guarantee it.  Cups of espresso are available everywhere.  I must be dreaming.

Our favorite little restaurant finally re-opened, so we celebrated the other evening by stopping for dinner; we were the only — perhaps even the first — customers, happily munching undercooked pizza because we were so glad to get back in the groove, and also helping the owner do the same.  She’d been closed since December, thanks to the apocalyptic acqua alta of last November 12 (anybody remember that?)

This sign didn’t stay up long, but was worth noticing: “Turn off the virus!  Turn on your business!”  This company uses ozone as disinfectant. The process evidently offers several advantages over other methods, especially in restaurants and salons where the odor of bleach or other chemicals is unpleasant.
On the subject of signs, you recall that all the death notices during quarantine stated that funerals were very restricted (only closest relatives, no Mass, etc.).  This is the first indication of some remediation:  “On April 1 she was lost to the love of her dear ones” (standard), but it then continues: “Not having been able to celebrate the religious function on the occasion of the funeral, the Holy Mass of intercession will be celebrated at the Basilica of San Pietro di Castello Saturday June 13 at 11:00 AM.”  It’s interesting that this was put up more than a week in advance.

A few tourists have begun to appear, which ought to be the best indication that the worst is over.  And yet, although I know that the city needs a certain quantity of them in order to survive, seeing them inspires the same dread as seeing the water in the glass on the dashboard in “Jurassic Park,” quivering from the heavy tread of whatever dinosaur was approaching.  Yes, I have just compared tourists to saurian predators.  Funny how you think you want something and then it turns out you really didn’t.

And so one of the prime features of Normalcy 1.0 is still active: The slob tourists.  Some people were hoping that now, seeing that the decks had been cleared, the city could attract the elite tourist (how many times have I heard this dream?  About as often as I hear how we’d spend the millions we’d win in the weekly lottery, and with the same probability).  Of course we want tourists like Grace Kelly and Cary Grant, but instead we get two German men who went swimming in the Grand Canal a few days ago.

Odd, in that this stunt is usually the specialty of drunk American boys in the hottest depths of summer. But who can search the intricate pathways of the touristic brain?  And this pair was not the first to succumb to the lure of the canals.  On May 26, back in the early days of Phase 2 when travel was just beginning to be permitted within the Veneto, two young women from near Vicenza were seen lounging in their swimsuits on a fondamenta in Cannaregio, enjoying the sun and evidently anticipating a little dip in the rio degli Ormesini.  Offended locals alerted the police, who came to explain the situation to them and impose fines (250 euros / $282) on each of them.

As for the German men, their being 40-something adults complicates the equation, as well as their not being intoxicated, as does their sang froid in answering a bystander’s question as to what the heck they were doing with another question: “What the hell does it matter to you?” (freely translated).  Yes, they managed to have their little swim, and I hope it was everything they’d dreamed of because they were nabbed, each fined (450 euros / $508) and marked as forbidden to return to Venice.

So refreshing, so expensive, so … illegal.  (galileusweb.com)

It’s something to ponder:  Back in the olden days of last year, the loutish tourist (turista cafone) seemed to appear as the occasional freak in the midst of the masses.  You think, well, when there are 50,000 visitors a day, it’s probably inevitable that a few boors will slip through.  But evidently the boors are free spirits who have no need of concealing themselves.  I’ve begun to wonder if there could be a factory somewhere that manufactures these people and sends them at random around the world.  Do they have homes and jobs and normal lives?  I just cannot picture them in some regular place, like regular people.

Why am I going on about this?  Because it seemed like we wanted tourists to come back.  Now I, secretly, am beginning to rethink that.  Of course businesses want them, I understand and respect that.  More about that in a later post.  But on a personal level, I’m going to confess that despite the many uncomfortable and inconvenient aspects of lockdown (starting with the fear of falling ill, or maybe dying, and ending with the total lack of cafe’s), I’ve already begun to feel a guilty little tremor of nostalgia for the peace and the quiet.

Yes, I realize I could find all I want in the Gobi Desert.  But I like the canals as much as everybody from Germany and America and Italy and Belgium…..

In fairness, these visitors are from the Veneto, by which I mean there is some typical tourist behavior that is not unique to foreigners. I know this because the city was full of families and groups that sunny Sunday afternoon (May 31), as the restrictions on travel within the Region had just been lifted.
Along the Riva dei Sette Martiri, there were couples and family groups just walking along, enjoying the sunshine.
The vibe was somehow like a really relaxed “Su e Zo per i Ponti” (scheduled for April 19 this year, but obviously canceled). It’s an event that is a great excuse for groups, families, clubs, etc. to get out for the day, explore Venice, benefit a charity, totally clog up many narrow streets, etc. It always seems like a party, which is very nice. I’ve never participated because I go up and down the bridges all year long.

The vaporettos have reached their standard configuration now, with red labels indicating the places you are not permitted to sit. So this person is standing. It’s wonderful.
And on the other side of the same boat, I watched this lady just plunk herself down on top of the miraculously invisible red label, and make herself comfortable.  She was not a tourist; I’ve always said that plenty of Venetians can be just as uncivilized as foreigners.

As it happens, I saw the same thing happen on the big #1 coming down the Grand Canal yesterday, but I intervened.

The interior of the cabin is organized with three seats facing three seats, etc. and in that case I had the free seat in the center of one row, but the seat facing me was red-labeled. The window seat was occupied, and the aisle seat was free.  A woman enters with her young son, who might have been eight or nine years old.  She parks her shopping trolley in the aisle, parks her son in the seat next to it, and parks herself in the forbidden seat in front of me.  (Beat.  Beat.  Beat.)

“Why are you looking at me?” she asks.  “Because you’re sitting in a seat with a red label.”  She then rebuts, not unpleasantly but with complete conviction, that she has to sit there, she has no choice, because something something son something aisle.  I say “The seat has a red label, you’re not allowed to sit there.”  More reply.  “So,” I say, “if everybody just does whatever they feel like, there’s no point in having the labels, is that right?”  And I get up and walk over to Lino across the aisle, and just stand until another seat opens up.

Later, when I explained why I had been standing there, he said “Wrong!  You should have told me!”  (Unchain the Lino!)  Or I could have gone to tell the marinaio, who ties up the boat at each stop, and he would have come and enforced the rule.  They actually count how many people disembark at each stop, and count the same number of people boarding, after which they close the barrier.

I’ll keep these options in mind for my next experiment in the new order of things.  Glad to know I’ll have backup.  The new normal is looking kind of interesting.

Walking home, I see this.  But what is it?  A man with a … lamp? If life were normal, I’d immediately have understood it to be some piece of modern performance art as part of the Biennale.  I say “performance art,” because the art wouldn’t have been the lamp.  It would have been the man in a boat, floating around with a lamp.  Nowadays, though, invoking the Biennale is obviously impossible.
Mystery solved: It’s moving day, and he got stuck with the torchere, or a cult object from some indigenous Amazonian tribe.  Something too valuable to have been loaded onto the other boat with everything else.  The fact that whoever it is has finally  been able to move in is a great sign of the return to normal life.
This is our normal: Rowing out in our boat to the Great Hunting Grounds where Lino seeks clams.  It’s like meditation or something for him, he totally loses track of everything.  You must imagine the thought balloon over his head: “Just one more…..”.

 

 

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Meditation on May

The “Serenissima” takes the lead in the corteo, bearing trumpeters and assorted officials (mayor, patriarch, high-ranking military officers, etc.) from San Marco to the church of San Nicolo’ on the Lido.  There all the boats pause to witness the tossing of the commemorative ring and laurel wreath into the water, with appropriate benediction.  This year the event was scheduled for May 24, but there will be no boats.

May is a special month to many people, for many reasons.  I believe a million poets have made that observation.

For me, the month of roses and gobies and European flounder (there is definitely a poem in there waiting to be lured out), has always been one of the most stressful in the whole year.  I would begin dreading May in February, because of two enormous, hence exhausting, annual events that involved Lino and me: the festival of the Sensa (Ascension Day) and the Vogalonga.  (“Involved” means planning as well as execution; Lino is part of the Committee of the Sensa, and I would work in the registration office of the Vogalonga  for the two weeks leading up to the event.)

Then I would participate in both events — the boat procession, or corteo, for the Sensa, proceeding from Venice to the Lido, and the Vogalonga, which when everything went well would take a good five hours.  Things did not always go well; one year it took us seven hours to complete it, due to contrary wind and/or tide, some less-than-prepared rowers in our boat, etc.  That’s not a complaint, just a statement.  These things happen and you just grit your teeth and carry on.  Apart from the rowing itself, we’d see many friends only once a year for the Vogalonga, so any empty spaces in the calendar or the energy of that weekend were filled with convivial (fancy word for “running far into the night”) gatherings in apartments, restaurants, boats, etc.

But this May is abnormal, melancholy, bizarre, because both events have long since been canceled, taking all that annoying confusion, exhaustion, and tension with them.  And I’m still not happy!  Because this is weird!

The Sensa has been reduced to the commemorative mass at the church of San Nicolo’ on the Lido; it will be attended by the usual personages, but there will be no boats, no tossing of the wreath or the ring, and no races.  Why?  Because GATHERINGS ARE FORBIDDEN.  People would want to GATHER along the shore to watch, and the rowers would certainly be gathered in their boats (forbidden), and the boats would be gathered, and just no.

The corteo was always wonderful, so I’m putting in a few photos of past editions, seeing that we won’t be on the water on Sunday.
Apart from the challenge of social distancing inside the boat, there would be no point in distancing the boats. Trying to get as close as possible to the “Serenissima” is part of the fun.

I suppose some private boats could form a procession, each one rowed by the permitted maximum of two people, but that would be even sadder than no boats at all. I told Lino I thought it would extremely cool if every boat club would send their big representative boat, but instead of a full crew each one could be rowed by two people (even the boats that are set up for ten, or 12, or 14 people) or  — even better! — rowed by just one person.  He said he didn’t think there were that many individuals capable of rowing a big boat by themselves, so there goes that little inspiration.  Also, only I have this sort of crackpot idea.

Don’t think it’s crazy to suggest rowing the boats alone — all gondolas are rowed the same way, no matter how big they are, and all of the rowing clubs’ ceremonial boats are gondolas. Here is Lino in Greece on an 8-oar beauty.  For him it was nothing even remotely resembling a big deal.  He went out that morning on his own because it made him feel happy.  He loved that boat.

But back to reality.  The limitations on rowers would make it impossible to form a corteo.  Here is the list of regulations from our boat club; notice that using the boats requires booking a time slot to ensure that only the rowers going out are permitted to even be in the clubhouse.  Fine, it was just a fantasy.

“It is forbidden to use the changing rooms and showers in the club.  Boats may go out with one rower.  Boats with two rowers can go out if they respect the minimum distance of two meters between them in the boat.  More than two rowers can go out without respecting the distance requirement EXCLUSIVELY if they are family members who are living together.  Use of the mask is OBLIGATORY (worn in the correct manner, that is, covering the mouth and the nose) before and after rowing (one boards and descends from the boat with the mask on).  Booking the time of going out and returning will be made EXCLUSIVELY on the WhatsApp group of the club, allowing 20 minutes between exit and return time in order to avoid meetings (overlapping, running into other people, however you want to put it) in the clubhouse.  If on return you find that another boat is preparing to exit the club, wait at a distance till the other boat has departed.  Seeing the situation, to guarantee the safety and health of all members, the Council of Directors will look at the recorded videos to ensure that all the members respect these rules.  Anyone who goes out MUST, on return, wash the club’s boat and oars with water and bleach-based soap provided in the club.”

The Vogalonga — this year would have been the 46th — was scheduled, as always, a week after the Sensa — May 31, to be precise.  It has never been canceled, even in the worst weather.  A pandemic is clearly so much worse than weather.  Besides, no one can travel, the hotels are closed, and just to review the basics: Gatherings of people are forbidden.  If some 2000 boats in the water don’t constitute a gathering, then we need a new definition.

So the two big events that made May matter have been expunged and left only its husk ready to fall off the calendar just like March and April have already done.  What an ignoble end to a once-princely month.

Happily, spring is proceeding with its usual nonchalance, bestowing any number of special gifts (do they still qualify as gifts if you count on getting them every year?).  Blackbirds singing at dawn and at sunset, the limetrees just beginning to waft their delicate perfume along viale Garibaldi, the first magnolia on the tree next to General Emo Capodilista.  The signs of the season haven’t failed us.

And we’re well underway with the artichokes (their moment is almost over), and fresh peas and asparagus.  The fruit is in that awkward stage between winter and summer — we’re bored to death with apples and bananas, but the first cherries are expensive and flavorless, the apricots should be ashamed of pushing themselves forward so aggressively because they are definitely not ready yet, and some vendors are offering melons, for Lord’s sake.  Everybody knows that melons were put on this earth to save your life in July and August; in May you might as well just sell photos of melons, the taste would be the same.

Fish, however, are having their moment.  “Quando la rosa mette spin’, xe bon el go’ e el passarin.”  When the rose puts out its thorns, the gobie and the flounder are good.  Seppie belong in this category too, but it doesn’t rhyme.

Lino, who has fished all year long all his life, tells me this: “The go’ are always in the lagoon.  The passarini lay their eggs in December and go out into the Adriatic; they come back in between March and April.  The seppie begin to come into the lagoon in March.  In May and June the gilthead bream, striped seabream and sea bass come in to lay their eggs….”  I know things are proceeding according to plan because we have seen little swarms of fingerlings in the canal several times.

Roses are everywhere.  Check.
The go’ (Gobius ophiocephalus) are taking over the fish markets just now.  Check.  They’re excellent when fried (as are so many things…) but we always cook them for a classic Venetian risotto which literally nobody makes anymore. Do not believe the rare restaurant that claims to serve them – Lino hasn’t found one yet.  Even I have detected impostors.  These are so easy to prepare that I can’t imagine why anyone would want to fake it.
The passarin (Platichthys flesus luscus) used to be abundant; Lino has slain and consumed what must have been tons of them. Fried, in saor, simmered (their broth makes a delectable risotto), this is just a wonderful fish. I’m showing a stock photo because they have virtually disappeared from the fish markets. I have heard that the gilthead bream muscled them out of the lagoon, and it’s true that the bream have become a fish-market standard by now.
I have read that seppie are probably the most intelligent invertebrates. I respect that, even if they do look like Mr. Magoo.
“Bovoleti,” or little snails, are making an early appearance. They’re always sold in the fish markets, even though they are obviously a land animal that is harvested in the fields. I say they’re premature because they will be bitter as long as the artichokes are still being sold. In June, their flavor improves.
Let’s hope it’s a sign, and not just a meteorological cliche’.

 

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