Welcome home, Istanbul

Power-walking to the Piazza San Marco two days ago, what should I see but a new mega-piece of publicity covering the facade of the Biblioteca Marciana.   And it’s not  for Swatch or whoever else has recently benefited from what must be one of the more valuable pieces of billboard space in a major town.  

Nope: It’s advertising Istanbul.

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In an exceptionally elegant and simple design — with the added allure of a black-and-white photograph that makes the former capital of the Byzantine and Ottoman Empires look like Rita Hayworth swathed in Blackglama mink — the world is being advised not only that Istanbul in 2010 is going to be  a European Capital of Culture, but that it is “the most evocative city in the world.”     The world.   It says so right there.

Not a bad choice of words, considering that Venice seems to have a lock on the phrase “most beautiful city,” though the echo is a little unfortunate.   And defining itself as “European” is pretty cool, considering that much of Europe is doing everything it can to make sure only it knows the combination to the lock into the EU.   I suppose that the fact that part of Istanbul sits on the European side of the Bosporus could technically make this term admissible.IMG_4869 Istanbul crop comp    In any case, something worked.

What struck me first as I went striding past was a bracing blast of irony.   (I seem to be unusually susceptible to these, like some people are to drafts or mold.)   Between 1463 and 1718 Venice was involved in eight major wars with   the Ottoman Empire, and a war isn’t some little  let’s-agree-to-disagree.   Countless Venetians died in all sorts of ways, especially their commanders — Marcantonio Bragadin was flayed alive, Paolo Erizzo was sawn in half — enduring epic sieges, making phenomenal sacrifices, and even achieving one of the great naval victories of history, October 7, 1571, at Lepanto.  

And now we have its capital, the Sublime Porte, the epicenter of enmity, looking all sorts of gorgeous and up in the Piazza San Marco, no less.

But on the other hand, what about the Fontego dei Turchi up on the Grand Canal?   For centuries there was a thriving Turkish business community  right here, which was allowed to have  its own headquarters, just like the Germans, Persians,  Arabs and many others.   This type of establishment was known as a fontego (in Italian, fondaco, from the Arabian fonduk, meaning “inn”) and these establishments usually contained storerooms, strong-rooms for cash, meeting rooms, even bedrooms.   (In the case of the Turks, their fontego also contained a hammam and a mosque.)  

For a foreign merchant doing business in Venice, having a home base was extremely helpful.   It was  no less helpful to the Venetian government, considering that keeping ethnic groups corralled simplified surveillance.   Simply put, scimitars may have flashed elsewhere, but here Turkish traders were just another part of the immense and complicated commercial reality that sustained Venice’s seemingly effortless glamor.

So that’s what struck me second: That in fact there isn’t any irony at work here at all.   Venice had constructed so many trade connections, treaties, and other means of coexistence with the Muslim world — Egyptian Mamluks, Ottoman Turks, and so on — that it’s almost as if the wars occurred on another plane from the daily/yearly business of business.     Your Venetian, whether patrician merchant or grimy artisan, was never in doubt as to the need to cultivate and maintain clients; whenever the Pope occasionally placed bans on trade with Them over There, Venice just kept going, trading as usual except by way of Cyprus and Crete.  

In fact, Ottoman markets were crucial to Venice’s prosperity, being insatiable customers  for Venetian luxury goods: heavy fabrics of silk (especially velvet) and wool, glass, books, and china.   Venetians also exported work in gold, especially filigree,  which was famous throughout Europe.   As one historian puts it, “Without trade with the Muslim world, Venice would not have existed.”

Yes, this is actually how my brain works as I’m cantering around Venice trying to get assorted things done: buying fish, picking up dry cleaning, replacing the battery in my watch, collecting shoes from the man who calls himself a cobbler but who evidently isn’t able or interested in doing anything other than replacing heels.   Try to get him to stitch a torn strap on a handbag and he goes all helpless on you, as if the machinery (one hand, one needle, one piece of heavy string) hadn’t been invented.  

"Juno" by Paolo Veronese.
"Venice receives from Juno the doge's hat (corno)" by Paolo Veronese, in the Room of the Council of Ten, Doge's Palace. He makes it fairly clear that Venice and gold coins were born for each other.

So while I’m involved in the daily drudgery, dealing with  all those little tasks that breed in dark corners at night and produce litters of new little tasks every day, I’m also meandering around mazes of history.   I really like living in a city that gives you so many centuries and points of view  all knotted up together.  

And from what I keep noticing about Venice’s history, I think they really hated having to get involved in all those wars (and not just with the Ottomans, either).   Put aside the possibility of death or dismemberment; wars with anybody are so bad for business, so distracting, so disrupting.   How much more tempting is the clinking of coins, so warm, so musical.   Except, of course, that the wars were intended to make more clinkage possible, otherwise there wouldn’t have been much point in bothering.  

So  here’s my conclusion: What better place than Venice to publicize Istanbul?   That huge billboard  practically amounts to the Return of the Native.

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PS to the Madonna della Salute

One of my favorite things to do on November 21, while I’m sitting in the choir behind the high altar after finally managing to consign my candle, is to gaze upon an extraordinary bas-relief on one wall, fairly high up.   It is strange and dramatic and full of emotion and I have been unable to discover any information about it except that which is implied in a memorial plaque on the facing wall.

I apologize for the quality of the photograph but was unable to improve on it in the short, crowded time I was there.   Here is the carving:

As you see, a triumphant angel hovers above the figure of a half-drowned man being pulled bodily from the water into a gondola.  The faint outlines of the nearby palaces can be discerned.  The hair on the victim's head is full of dripping water.
As you see, a triumphant angel hovers above the figure of a man being pulled bodily from the water into a gondola. The faint outlines of the nearby palaces can be discerned. The hair on the victim's head is dripping with water.

I always assumed that the man survived.   One reason was that the angel seems so powerful and triumphant that it’s  hard to interpret in any way except that of victory or success.

The second reason  (and this is only slightly cheating) was because of the dedicatory  plaque facing it, which to my primitive brain seemed to be an occasion for offering thanks.   Then a friend of mine who teaches Latin translated it for me.   It’s not happy.  

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It says:   “That which Pietro Nicola F. Michiel, torn from life by a mournful destiny, had begun to do [or make] on the first of January 1824 , Anna Badoer, who survived  her husband, carried to completion according to the terms of his will.”

This only raises so many questions I have to remain calm.   Why was he making this?   I seriously doubt he was carving his own tombstone.   Or perhaps he was making the stone for someone else and he died of an entirely different cause, like appendicitis or cirrhosis or gout.   (Can you die from gout?)   The incident itself:  Who is the man and how did he end up in the water?   Diabetic crisis?   Suicide?   Who was it that pulled him out and — who knows — attempted to administer CPR?   I can’t stand not knowing the answers.

What  I can tell you, by merely  looking at their surnames, is  that they were both from old (extremely old) patrician Venetian families.   The Michiel came to the primordial Venice in the year 822, and were recorded as one of the 12 “apostolic families” of the city, as was the Badoer family, whose original surname was Partecipazio.   It’s easy to find barrels of information on their families, but hardly anything about them.   It’s conceivable that he was old enough to have lived during the Venetian Republic and to have gone through its fall and reincarnation as an Austrian colony, which would be enough to make me throw myself into the canal, anyway.    

What little more I have been able to learn about Anna Badoer  is that  an oratory dedicated to  her is one of four in the church of San Giorgio in a small village called Maserada sul Piave, 12 km [7 miles] northeast of  Treviso.   Or it was there in 1838, date of the survey document that listed the church and its possessions.   This oratory would presumably not be there because she had achieved any level of sainthood, but she probably paid for it to encourage people to pray for her soul.

And, as we see, we also know that she was faithful in fulfilling her husband’s wishes, whatever or whyever they were, and that’s something worth remembering any day.

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La Madonna della Salute

As a thank-you gift, the church of La Madonna della Salute ranks as one of the greatest anywhere.
As a thank-you gift, the church of Santa Maria della Salute ranks as one of the greatest anywhere.

If I were to tell you  (which I am) that another important holiday has just been upon us, you would be correct in asking me — before the history, the rituals, the weather — what we’re  eating.    As I write the house is full of an extraordinary aroma, which  is only to be found during one or two days each year.   If I were to try to describe it, you’d never want to eat it.

The feast-day (specifically November 21) is in honor of La Madonna della Salute, or Our Lady of Health.   The nutriment  is called castradina  (kah-stra-DEE-nah) and it’s not for the faint of palate.   Unlike frittelle at Carnival and bigoli in salsa at  Redentore, this is not a dish that one finds made at home very much anymore — an American woman in the butcher shop who overheard me ordering the main ingredient told me that she wouldn’t have the “courage” to try making it. (Courage?   It’s not like you   have to  club it to death.   Besides, with something this strange, how would anybody know if it had gone wrong?)

Cabbage belongs with cured meat -- it's just one of those mystic marriages.
Cabbage belongs with cured meat -- it's just one of those mystic marriages.

Most important, it’s a dish that would be impossible to make at any other time of year because the principal component appears at the  meatmongers only in mid-November and disappears even before the bridge is taken down at midnight and it will not  be obtainable anywhere for another year  “not  even for ready money,” as the butler  put it to Lady Bracknell.   So even if you hate it, there is something appealing about its rarity, like one of those small creatures that are born, live, and die in the course of a single day.   I happen to love it, but you know me.

Castradina is  leg of mutton which has been dried, salted, smoked, and smeared with every spice which is black and odoriferous, and left to fester for only God  knows how long.   Hanging in the butcher shops they look like small prosciuttos which have just dragged themselves out of some basement apartment in Haight-Ashbury.

Under the Venetian Republic this product came from the flocks grazing the rocky heights of Dalmatia; today, much of it  comes from the area of Sauris, in northeastern Italy next-door to Slovenia.     Traditionally this meat — which obviously was treated in this intense way to  withstand everything from ocean voyages to long-range bombardment — needs long, slow cooking.   More than skill (or even courage), it requires time.     And cabbage.   I forgot to mention the verze sofogae, the suffocated cabbage.

I will give the recipe below, but I feel the need to move on to describe the feast-day itself.   I find it very comforting because as there is Thanksgiving in November (with meat) in America, here there is thanksgiving in November (also with meat).   So I don’t feel I’m missing any important element of the late autumn in all its dank, grey glory.

To understand why a church of the magnitude of Baldassare Longhena’s baroque basilica was built, we need to grasp, even slightly, the magnitude of the disaster it commemorates.

In 1630, Venice was hit with one of  the worst plagues in her plague-ridden history.   A mere 50 years earlier (1575-76) the city had managed to survive the scourge  which inspired the church of the Redentore and  its yearly festival of gratitude.     Now, before the city had really recovered, the plague was back and it was even worse than before.

In that year plague had already been roaming around northern Italy,  brought by  German and and French soldiers fighting the Thirty Years’ War.    They infected some of the Venetian troops, who took it to  Mantova, where soon the disease had eliminated almost the entire city.

A hearse -- at the moment without any casket -- passes Lazzaretto Vecchio, one of several plague quarantine islands.
A hearse -- at the moment without any casket -- passes Lazzaretto Vecchio, one of several plague quarantine islands.

Venice was understandably cautious about contagion and was a pioneer in the business of quarantine, sequestering arriving ships, their crews  and even their  cargo for 40 days.   The islands of Lazzaretto Vecchio and Lazzaretto Nuovo were dedicated to dealing with these cases, as well as some islands which have disappeared.    For those unable to resist the romanticism of the idea of Venice sinking, I offer for pure, unadulterated melancholy the vision of an island (actually two: San Marco in Boccalama and San Lorenzo in Ammiana) which sank beneath the lagoon waves still containing the skeletons of the hundreds of poor bastards who were sent there to die.   If Thomas Mann had known — or cared — about this, his famous novel with the irresistible title would not have had anything to do with a doomed infatuation at an expensive hotel but something much harsher in every way.

The situation in Venice was under control until an ambassador arrived from  Carlo Gonzaga-Nevers, duke of Mantova.   As everybody knew Mantova was already hugely infected with plague,  the ambassador and his family were promptly quarantined on the island of San Clemente (now the site of the San Clemente Palace Hotel).   All would have been well except that somebody thought it would be a good idea to send a carpenter over to see about some renovations that needed to be made to the ambassador’s quarters.   Nothing wrong with that, but they let him go home.   He brought the  plague to San Vio, his neighborhood, and thence to the  entire city.

By the time the epidemic was finally over 18 months later, 46,490 deaths had been recorded (some estimates go as high as 80,000)  in a population of 140,000.      The   catastrophe was made even worse by the disproportionate number of pregnant women who died, and the fact that an epidemic of smallpox was also raging.   So many people were dying each day that it was impossible to remove them all quickly; dead bodies simply lay about the streets, spreading contagion and panic.

This magnificent composition by Belgian sculptor Giusto Le Court (1627-1679) tells the story: (Left) the city of Venice, as a beautiful noblewoman, begs the Virgin Mary for deliverance.  (Center) The Virgin accepts her plea.  (Right) The plague, as a hideous hag, is driven out.
This magnificent composition by Flemish sculptor Giusto Le Court (1627-1679) tells the story: (Left) the city of Venice, as a beautiful noblewoman, begs the Virgin Mary for deliverance. (Center) The Virgin accepts her plea. (Right) The plague, as a hideous hag, is driven out.

Desperate, the Doge and Senate, the Patriarch of San Marco  and the people of Venice gathered   in San Marco to pray for deliverance; they performed a solemn procession throughout the entire city for 15 successive Saturdays, carrying the miraculous icon of the Madonna Nicopeia which the Byzantine Emperor used to carry into battle at the head of his army.    And the Senate made a vow to build a church to the Virgin, swearing that the people would go there every year to give thanks till forever, if she would intercede to save the city.  

In November, 1631 the plague was declared officially ended, and they kept their promise, though  it took 50 years to fulfill.   In    November, 1687, Longhena’s masterpiece was complete.

So every November 21 since 1631,  Venetians have honored the Senate’s vow to give thanks and have gone to offer their thanks to the Madonna della Salute, Our Lady of Health, and to ask for her protection or intercession.    A friend of mine makes a point of telling his doctor that the two euros he spends on a votive candle that day is the best money he spends on his health all year.   I think he’s joking but I’m not sure.

IMG_4771 Salute bridge compA temporary bridge is installed  over the Grand Canal between S. Maria del Giglio and  San Gregorio — roughly the path of the normal gondola traghetto.    In the beginning  it was set up on boats, big cargo-hauling peatas, which Lino  remembers.   Eventually, though, the demands of traffic outranked piety and now the bridge is  a suitably high section of the one used in July for the feast of the Redentore.

Temporary stalls are set up around the area in front of the church’s steps where vendors sell candles from delicate to dangerous.   You buy your candle, take it into the church, and wait amid the throng until you’ve inched close enough to the candle-offering stations to give your candle to the harried, wax-spattered boys who are lighting new candles and blowing out old ones at a pretty steady clip.   Not many candles stay lit for very long, but try not to let that matter to you.   It’s the thought that counts.

A fairly modest stall compared to some of the others, but still doing a steady business in votive candles.
A fairly modest stall compared to some of the others, but still doing a steady business in votive candles.

Masses are being said at intervals in the various side chapels, and also at the high altar.   We manage to shuffle past the altar to the choir behind, and sit in some of the heavy carved wooden stalls for a while  to watch the people leaving through the sacristy.   As Lino says, if you stay there long enough you’ll see everybody go by.   This is one day nobody wants to miss.

Especially the ladies in their fur coats.   For many and various reasons, Venice in winter is one place where mink still reigns supreme.   One night on the vaporetto I counted eleven (I did not make that up).   Shearling and wool are fine, and down parkas abound.    But women of a certain age and ilk are going to be in fur.   If it can’t be mink, it’s going to be as damn close to it as they can manage.

November 21 appears  to be the unofficial opening day of the mink-coat season.   I think it’s because — as mentioned above — everybody is going to be at the basilica, hence it’s the ideal moment and place to present yourself in all your furry splendor.   I have seen women in mink coats on the big day when the sun was shining and the temperature in the mid-50s.   Sweat?   Sure.   Take it off?   Never!   I have a friend who  refers to this  as the feast of Our Lady of the Fur Coat.

Before we leave the subject of this brief but glorious holy day, I need to stress that all is not  candles and sacred vows.   Yes, children are brought by their relatives, and they go through the drill.   But it’s going to be quite a few years before the Salute connotes sanctity to them and not cotton candy.   Because behind and beside the church, along the rio tera’ dei Catechumeni, a series of stalls are set up which you can smell long before you see them.   It’s fat-and-sugar Elysium: deep-fried frisbees of dough (think flat funnel cakes) slathered with Nutella, candied peanuts, big fat doughnuts, long ropes of that weird pinkish soft stuff that looks like a thread of marshmallow DNA, and cotton candy sticking to everything.   Noise!   Lights!   Sugar shock!   And lots of balloons of cartoon characters, close to — and sometimes just past —  bursting with helium.   All day long the town is scattered with kids trudging home with floating Spongebob Squarepants or Nemo and Marlin or Dalmatian dogs tied to their wrists.

I have no idea what little Venetian kids in 1690 might have been given after they trudged out of church with their parents, but I would bet (I would hope) that it was something with absolutely no nutritional value  whatsoever.

CASTRADINA     Prepare two days in advance.

Part One:   “Suffocated cabbage”  or Verze sofogae (VER-zeh so-fo-GAH-eh)

Buy a medium-sized cabbage, preferably the kind that has crinkly purple leaves.   Why?   Because it looks better.   Otherwise, any cabbage.

Slice it into really thin strips, not too long.   Put it in an anti-stick pot along with a modest amount of extra-virgin olive oil, a few knobs of garlic, a sprig or two of rosemary, a little salt.   Mix to coat well.   Put it on low heat and cover.   Stir occasionally.   Eventually the cabbage will reduce itself to one-third of its previous volume, and have become soft and almost velvety.   Don’t try to help it along by adding water.   Be patient.

Remove the garlic.   Set aside till tomorrow (in the refrigerator, or even leave it on the stovetop if the kitchen isn’t too warm.)

Part Two:   The castradina itself.

Buy a piece of castradina — half a leg is plenty for three people.   A pound, more or less.

Put it in a large stockpot filled with cold water.   Bring to a boil.   Simmer for half an hour.   (Considering what’s been done to it, it’s not like you have to actually cook it.)

Put the pot on the windowsill, or somewhere else that is reliably cool and leave it to cool down completely.   It will probably be overnight.

The next morning:   Skim off the congealed grease which has formed a soft layer on top of the liquid.

Add the cabbage.   Bring to a boil and  simmer for an hour or so.

To serve:   You can either serve the soup first, then a piece of the meat, or you can put them all together in the bowl.   I haven’t heard of any myth, etiquette, or rule governing this.   Just make sure it’s steaming hot.   That’s part of its gestalt.

The reason why it has to be hot is because back in the centuries when castradina was a normal thing to eat, before it became a semi-exotic semi-relic, people ate it all winter long for the simple reason that it was one great way to warm up.   You might like cocoa, or even mulled wine, but for a typical Venetian winter day/night you used to need to bring out the heavy culinary guns.   Blastingly hot castradina was born for this.

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Exodus but no promised land

Esodo.   (EH-zo-do.)   It means “exodus,” but this simple term — like “Fort Sumter” or “potato famine” — is freighted with history and emotion.

When  a Venetian refers to the Esodo, he or she is referring to a   Gordian convolution of elements of which the Mother Strand which  is knotting up everything else is this: Everybody’s leaving.   Not all at once, obviously, but at a fairly steady rate of 1,500 a year.   This has been going on for decades.

In 1981, the population of the "historic center" was just below 95,000.  On December 31, 2008, it was touching 60,000.  (Source:  Statistics and Research Service, Comune di Venezia.)
In 1981, the population of the "historic center" was just below 95,000. On December 31, 2008, it was touching 60,000. (Source: Statistics and Research Service, Comune di Venezia.)

In 55 years (1951-2006), the “historic center” (“postcard Venice,” as I put it) has lost 65 percent of its population.   It shrank from 171,808 residents to 63,925.     At this writing, the population is 60,311 and still falling.   I’ll pause to let that sink in.

If “exodus” seems to be  a dramatic word, calling to mind haggard refugees plodding toward the horizon, the reality it connotes is not less  dramatic, and potentially fatal to the city’s future.     “‘Save Venice’   is passe’,” professor Fabio Carrera, a Venetian, told me, only slightly in jest  — ”  We need ‘Save the Venetians.'”

The reason the city doesn’t look like the desolate wasteland it is becoming is partly because the casual visitor doesn’t miss what he/she/they never knew.   If you’re just walking around for a day, everything looks fine.   Self-suggestion is a powerful force, and if you believe that Venice is inhabited by Venetians, you probably won’t notice much to contradict that idea, even though it’s mostly tourists who are filling up the empty spaces, both on the streets and in the apartments.

Economic pressures generated and intensified by the steady increase in tourism (3 per cent a year, till this year), have conspired to cause something resembling forced migration.   Venetians have been packing up and moving out for many reasons: Lack of jobs here (businesses closing, even as you read this, due to rents which keep rising, and competitivity which keeps falling), the exaggerated cost of housing, the general cost of living, and even the nature of ordinary daily life (“fatiguing,” demanding,” “inconvenient,” even diehard Venetians will admit).

Over the past 20 years, the proportion of families in the historic center made up of only one person (most often a widow) has reached almost half of the total.  Not a factor conducive to a long and prosperous municipal future.  (Source: Statistics and Research Office, Comune di Venezia.)
Over the past 20 years, the proportion of families in the historic center made up of only one person (most often a widow) has reached almost half of the total. Not a factor conducive to a long and prosperous municipal future. (Source: Statistics and Research Office, Comune di Venezia.)

To consider each of these points more closely, let’s look at the last first.   Living in Venice, beautiful and fascinating as it may be, is not for everyone.   Living here is a vocation, like being a priest, and it too  involves sacrifices (and rewards).      Considering how heavy — and even impossible — some of those sacrifices have come to be, I can understand why the city can’t keep its kids at home.   Not everyone wants to walk five miles a day shlepping the shopping, wedging themselves and their kids onto vaporettos crammed with tourists and their inconceivable  luggage, paying prices for even the simplest items which you know cost half as much on the mainland.

Leaving Venice — apart from being carried out in  a pine box — has usually meant a move to the mainland towns.   First it was Mestre and Marghera, then the territory of Venetian exiles expanded to a  series of smaller sub- and exurbs such as Zelarino, Chirignago, and Favaro Veneto.   I think of it as Venice’s “near abroad,” the way Russia refers to its former republics.   Except some of these settlements were mere wide spots in the country roads winding through fields till the Esodo began.

Mestre and Marghera have been part of the municipal entity known as the Comune di Venezia since 1926.   In 1951, the proportion of inhabitants between Venice and its mainland component was 55:21.   In 2006, it was 23:66.

Second point: Cost of housing and of living.   Here again, the pressure of tourism works against the city’s ultimate well-being (as a city, I mean, not as a theme park).   There is very little residential space for rent (for many reasons, one of which is laws which heavily favor the tenant), and the passion which non-Venetians have for buying a place here has led to phenomenal real estate speculation, pushing prices so high a normal Venetian can’t even spell them, much less pay them.   The Giudecca has replaced Tuscany as your well-off Briton’s favorite Italian place for a second home.

The future of a real Venice needs to have many more of these.
The future of a real Venice needs to have many more of these.

Depending on the neighborhood, a modest dwelling can cost up to $5,000 per  square meter (or 10 square feet).   For the same amount of money (assuming you might have that much), or even less, you could get a place on the mainland that was multiple times larger, in better condition, with an elevator, and a garage, and a garden, and so on.   If you’re a young family on a budget, you’re going to delete “romance” from your list of domestic requirements and go west.

And finally, the first point: Lack of jobs.   Until the middle of the last century, Venice was a city that worked.   The Arsenal was still going strong, repairing ships; the colossal Molino Stucky was making pasta, from grinding the wheat to  boxing and shipping the final product; there were 20 printing presses; there were factories in Venice and on the Giudecca making cigarettes, cotton thread, asphalt, clocks, pianos, fireworks, beer, and luxury fabrics.   I’m probably leaving something out.   If you needed work, you’d have had to stay in bed to avoid finding it.

The cost of everything has not only forced out families, but also businesses.   They keep closing, or moving, taking their  jobs with them.   Now, some 20,000 people commute to work on the mainland every morning.

So while “esodo” is what everybody calls it, I’d compare it more to a Class III hemorrhage, caused perhaps by several events but  which, taken together,  damage the vital functions and left unaddressed will probably kill you.

I know a number of ex-residents — they would still call themselves “Venetians” — who have moved to Mestre.   (If you’re a native of Mestre, you’re referred to as a “Mestrino/a.”   If you go anywhere outside the Veneto region, though, you will almost certainly tell people you’re from Venice.   Technically, it’s not a lie, but your listener will be imagining you in a gondola and not stuck in traffic on the way to the airport.)

The older these exiles are, the less willing they were to make this move.   One of them, a guy I know who belongs to a boat club over there, makes a point of rowing over here with his buddies as often as he can.

They stopped in the canal outside one afternoon and rang my doorbell.   We had a little schmooze, but he ignored his three companions’ pleas to get going because he had to — HAD TO — show me something.   Because his grandparents used to live in  our building, and when he was born — he dragged me around the corner — his grandfather immediately took him  to this very canal (he showed me the very steps going down into the very water) and dunked him three times.   “This red bandanna,” he pointed to his neckerchief, “means I’m from Castello.”   His friends were rolling their eyes,  but to him it was something utterly crucial about him, about the city, about the world the way it used to be, a world that doesn’t and can’t and won’t ever exist on the mainland.

I’ve met ex-Venetians who come over from Mestre on Sunday afternoon just to stroll around, just to be here.   Like going back to the old home place.   On a personal level, it is pure pathos, which doesn’t primarily mean “sad,” it means “suffer.”   I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a transplanted Venetian say, “Life is so much better since we left Venice.”   I have heard some say, “We really, really miss it.”   The emotional reality of this erases much of the importance of factors such as cost of living, crowded vaporettos, and all those other drawbacks I mentioned above.

In many ways, Venice is an excellent town for older people; lots of human contact, and you are compelled to walk, whether you feel like it or not.  But as the shape of families changes, more of the elderly are living alone.
In many ways, Venice is an excellent town for older people; lots of human contact, and you are compelled to walk, whether you feel like it or not. But as the shape of families changes, more of the elderly are living alone.

The city government is not oblivious to what’s going on.   There are spasmodic attempts to get a grip on some appendage of this monster, and a recent recalculation shows that the departures have slowed, if not stopped.   New apartments built or renovated to be made available at advantageous prices to Venetians was an excellent idea, then it was discovered that there were Venetians buying them in order to  re-sell them.   Jobs?   Nobody seems to   know where more  might be found.   I think I saw one around here the other day, but I can’t remember where.

I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be the mayor of Venice and go abroad to some big international conference of mayors.   And someone asks, “So, how are things in your city?”   (I overlook his probable first response which would be “Fine, except that the people are morons.”)   I imagine him saying “Fine,” period.   Or maybe, “Well, could be better.”   Or maybe, “We’re  evaluating some  exciting new projects,” or however mayors phrase it.

It would be much harder to have the nerve to admit, “There are a lot of great things about my city, except that nobody can live there.   I’m mayor of a city in which it is becoming literally impossible to live.”   What response could anyone give to that statement?   It would be like asking a ship’s captain about his vessel and hearing him say, “She’s in great shape, except for that large hole in the hull.”   Nor would it make much sense for him to say, in effect: “Hey! At least we’re still floating!”

In the end, there may not actually be any compelling reason to halt this hemorrhage.   Mestre is big and modern and loaded with taxpayers with disposable income.   Venice is little and decrepit and not really self-sufficient.   If I block the emotional component, it may make more sense to just keep the patient on life support (tourists, sponsors, etc.) than attempt to return it to health and vigor.

It bears some thinking about.   In fact, now that this radical  thought has occurred to me, it’s going to be bothering me a lot.

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