Something fishy

Last night we had an especially delectable dinner, focusing (as often happens) on fish.

Sometimes we buy them, sometimes we catch them, and sometimes they thrust themselves upon us.

Two gilthead sea bream (orate) on the left and center, and the very strong, daring, not very clever gray mullet on the right. It was an impressive jump, but our plate was not his original destination.
Two gilthead sea bream (orate) on the left and center, and the very strong, daring, not very clever gray mullet on the right. It was an impressive jump, but our plate was not his original destination.

As in this case:  “Orate” (gilthead sea bream) are highly prized around Venetian restaurants, and are vigorously cultivated in the various lagoon fish-farms.  We bought these two specimens from our neighborhood fisherman a few hours after he snagged them.

The other little guy, the slender one at the right edge of the plate, is a cefalo (“siegolo” — SYEH-go-yo — in Venetian), or gray mullet.  Very delicious, but very snobbed these days by restaurants who prefer to offer the very trendy orata, at preposterous prices.

Your basic gray mullet, or cefalo.  They come in various sizes and variaties, and we catch them with a simple gillnet when they're not practicing for the high-jump event in the fish olympics.
Your basic gray mullet, or cefalo. They come in various sizes and variaties, and we catch them with a simple gillnet when they're not practicing for the high-jump event in the fish olympics.

A few hours before the picture above was taken, our little siegolo had been swimming blithely along, zipping through the water thinking whatever busy ichtheous thoughts oppress teenagers of the Mugilidae family.

Suddenly, he felt like leaping.  This happens to mullet of all sizes, I don’t know why, but it strikes usually in the morning, sometimes in the dead of night.  You can be rowing along and they’ll just bounce out of the water as if there were a trampoline down there somewhere.  And it is not at all unusual for them to land, not with a splash, but a thud, as they hit the bottom of our boat.

The first time this ever happened to me, we were rowing in a four-oar sandolo at midnight back from Sant’ Erasmo all the way to the Lido. Summer nights are luminous in the lagoon and back then there weren’t quite so many motorboats tearing around all night, or at least not enough to drown out the pensive voice of a nightingale that came out of the dark woods as we rowed along the canal between the two islands called the Vignole, or the lovely, solitary note — just one — of the owl they call a soeta.  It was magical.

Suddenly there was a thump in the bottom of the boat, and it kept thumping.  In the dark I thought it was a bottle or something similar that had fallen over in the midst of our various voyaging detritus.  But no — it was a fish.  A big, strong mullet, who evidently had rejoiced as a strong man to run a race to see just how high out of the water he could hurl himself.  He found out how high, but he hadn’t calculated on the landing. Fish don’t get to go home again any more than people do, at least not those who launch themselves anywhere near us.  His future was pretty simple at this point: The skillet and a slather of extravirgin olive oil.

Anyway, sorry as I am to see a mullet’s morning, or evening, ruined by being taken prisoner and then executed, I know we appreciate him more than a lot of people do.  Maybe more than his friends and family do.  (Do fish have friends?)

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Racing through Murano

Murano is just ten minutes from Venice, but it's a whole other world.  And not just because of all the glass, either.
Murano is just ten minutes from Venice, but it's a whole other world. And not just because of all the glass, either.

If you’ve ever  been to  Murano, one of the world’s great glass-making centers, you will know that it’s impossible to race through it.   You will be exhausted, but not because you’ve been going so fast; au contraire, you will have been plodding along at the pace of those debilitated galley slaves in Ben-Hur, going in and out of  so many shops  you’ll think they’ve been breeding in dark corners when you’re not looking.    The five islands that make up Murano, of which you will probably only visit two, cover  barely one square mile, and the Yellow Pages list 61 shops.   I think there must be more.

Anyway, you will not have been racing.   Unless it’s the first Sunday in July, in which you can come to Murano to watch other people race, and believe me, they’re going to be more tired in less time than you and your whole family after an entire day.

A glimpse of the leaders last year, heading from out in the lagoon into the Grand Canal of Murano and the home stretch.
A glimpse of the leaders last year, heading from out in the lagoon into the Grand Canal of Murano and the home stretch.

The regata of Murano is really three regatas, each involving solo rowers, which calls not only for stamina but  for skill.   The races are for  young men on pupparinos, women on pupparinos, and grown men on gondolas.   It’s always hot, and there is always wind, and sometimes, like a few years ago, there can be sudden thunderstorms with pouring rain.   But the race must go on.

Only about ten more minutes to go, and unless something extraordinary happens, at this point the positions aren't likely to change much.  But they don't slack off, all the same.
Only about ten more minutes to go, and unless something extraordinary happens, at this point the positions aren't likely to change much. But they don't slack off, all the same.

The city of Venice organizes nine regatas a year, plus the Regata Storica.   Each race is designed for a particular type of boat and number of rowers, and each is held in a different part of the lagoon, which means that the conditions and course  present their own particular quirks.   These changing venues also means that some are easier to watch from the shore than others, and the one at Murano is especially exciting not only because you can see both the start and the finish, but because there are good vantage-points along the fondamentas, and even a big cast-iron bridge from which to get a spectacular view of the finish.

The women on pupparinos are about 60 seconds from the finish line and it looks like the pink boat may still have a chance to overtake the white (2009).
The women on pupparinos are about 60 seconds from the finish line and it looks like the pink boat may still have a chance to overtake the white (2009).

Regatas (a Venetian word, by the way), have been an important feature of Venetian festivities since the Venetians crawled out of the primordial ooze;  sometimes they were part of a religious celebration, or part of the myriad spectacles staged for the amusement of visiting potentates, but they were one-time events.

Luisella Schiavon -- from Murano, as it happens -- has a clear shot at first place at this point.  She won last year, and this year, too.  Being tall, as well as talented, makes a difference.
Luisella Schiavon -- from Murano, as it happens -- has a clear shot at first place at this point. She won last year, and this year, too. Being tall, as well as talented, makes a difference.

But  in 1869, the regata at Murano was established as a  regular annual event and not for any prince or pope but to entertain — yes — tourists.   And whether or not tourists can look up for a few minutes from the heaps of glass necklaces and picture frames and flower vases, this race is arguably the most important occasion for a Venetian racer to show what he, or she, has really got.   I can tell you that the man who wins the gondola race is universally regarded as having won something akin to Wimbledon, or maybe the  Ironman Triathlon, or the Tour de France.   Maybe all of them.

Here’s what it takes to win: Strength, stamina, skill, luck, and extreme and ruthless cunning.   It also helps if you’re tall.   It’s a physics thing; short rowers have a hard time keeping up with taller ones, though sometimes a short person has pulled it off, especially if he or she (I’m thinking of a she) is lavishly gifted with the aforementioned luck and cunning.   Or just cunning.

My two most vivid memories of this race are from one of the earliest ones I ever attended, and the one from last Sunday.   Both, oddly, involve a certain racer named Roberto Busetto.

Roberto Busetto last Sunday, crossing the finish line in third place just ahead of the yellow gondola.  Victory is sweet, at least until you black out.
Roberto Busetto last Sunday, crossing the finish line in third place just ahead of the yellow gondola. Victory is sweet, at least until you black out.

Mr. Busetto is strong — he looks like Mr. Clean, and he has biceps that make you think of whole prosciuttos.   He is also  experienced, and very determined (I’m not sure that he’s made it up to “ruthless”), but if anything ever upsets him during the race — even if it may not have prevented him from finishing really well — he can be counted on to show up for his prize yelling about it.   In fact, there will always be something that’s wrong, and he goes all Raging Bull at the judges, at some fellow racer, at some onlooker, at anyone or anything that might have created even the tinest problem for him.   Or who looks like they don’t care.   It’s never easy to understand, in the midst of his tirade, what actually went wrong.   But you know he’s mad.

Okay, Mr. Clean, let's just check those vital signs again.
Okay, Mr. Clean, let's just check those vital signs again.

The first time I saw Busetto at full throttle, he had barely crossed the finish line when he started ranting.   It had something to do with what he claimed was some sneaky, illegal  thing that another racer, Franco Dei Rossi, had inflicted on him, thereby preventing him from finishing better.

The confusion of boats immediately following the race doesn't usually include the ambulance.  Last year it was just the usual suspects.
The confusion of boats immediately following the race doesn't usually include the ambulance. Last year it was just the usual suspects.

But it wasn’t his tantrum that stunned me, though I didn’t know at that point that tantrums are  his normal means of expression, the way some people can’t help starting every sentence with “Well” or “You know.”   It was the fact that under this deluge of outrage, Dei Rossi was sobbing as he mounted the judges’ stand to be awarded his prize.   A grown man, one of the greatest (in my view) racers of his generation, son of one of the greatest racers in history, was standing there weeping uncontrollably.   It was so astonishing and distressing that I know I didn’t imagine it, and I’m not exaggerating, either.   I’m glad I didn’t have a camera with me, I wouldn’t be able to bear looking at the pictures.   It really left a mark on me.

So we come to last Sunday.   It’s Busetto again.   He  has been racing for at least 20 years, maybe more, but he had only a very brief peak, and that was quite some while ago.   In fact, I’d have to stop and do some research to determine when was the last time he won a pennant.   I think the Beatles may still have been together.   (Just kidding;   it was in 2000.)

But this year, he finished third.   Which means he won the green pennant, which means that after a ten-year drought he had managed to pull himself back into the ranks of the demi-gods.  Pennants are awarded to the first four finishers, and they really matter to the racers, almost as much as the cash prize.

This is what normal collapsing looks like -- here, Sebastiano Della Toffola has just finished his first race with the big guys.  Franco Dei Rossi, a certified, gold-plated Big Guy, looks on with something that looks like comprehension.
This is what normal collapsing looks like -- here, Sebastiano Della Toffola has just finished his first race with the big guys. Franco Dei Rossi, a certified, gold-plated Big Guy, looks on with something that looks like comprehension.

Finishing third is pretty great, but about two seconds after crossing the finish line, he collapsed.   First he sort of let himself fall down backwards on the stern of the boat, which isn’t so strange except that  it’s usually the younger men who want to show how completely wrung out they are.   It’s like  when they throw their oar in the water (rage, joy, some other intense emotion — looks very dramatic, till you realize how dumb it is).

An excellent example of what incredible-victory collapsing looks like.  Last year, like this year, first place went to Igor Vignotto.  On the orange gondola both years.  You may laugh, but this is how superstitions are born.
An excellent example of what incredible-victory collapsing looks like. Last year, like this year, first place went to Igor Vignotto. On the orange gondola both times. You may laugh, but this is how superstitions are born.

But then my friend Anzhelika said, “He’s too white.”   Then I noticed that his boat had drifted slaunchwise across the canal, blocking the arrival of the last gondolas.   Then there was some commotion, then the sound of the water ambulance arriving at full speed.

Much pouring of cool water on his head, much checking of his blood pressure.   He tore himself away long enough to come pick up his pennant, annoyed (of course), though not yelling, because everybody was fussing over him.   He likes attention, but nobody with arms like prosciuttos wants it to be because he fell apart.

But some things in life are bigger than prosciuttos, and rowing under the searing sun for 40 minutes at full blast if you’re not in astronaut-type physical condition is asking for it.   “It” being an ambulance and a blood-pressure cuff, and lots of people suddenly looking at you like you’re some kind of invalid.

You know it’s serious when Roberto Busetto isn’t yelling.

Franco Dei Rossi in a more typical post-race moment: Smiling because he's won another pennant.  In this case, a blue one for fourth place.  Not at all bad in a field of nine, for a man who's drifting up on 50 years old.
Franco Dei Rossi (2009) in a more typical post-race moment: Smiling because he's won another pennant. In this case, a blue one for fourth place. Not at all bad in a field of nine, for a man who's drifting up on 60 years old.
This year's first and second-place finishers.  Igor Vignotto on the left (red pennant) and Rudi Vignotto (white pennant).  They were adversaries, but only sort of; not only are they cousins, but they have rowed together for years.
This year's first and second-place finishers. Igor Vignotto on the left (red pennant) and Rudi Vignotto (white pennant). They were adversaries, but only sort of; not only are they cousins, but they have rowed together their entire lives.
The fourth-place pennant, clutched by a sweat-soaked Ivo Redolfi Tezzat.  This is an especially nice design, with the rooster, the emblem of Murano, in the upper corner.  If you've won this, though, you really don't care whether it's a rooster or an Andean condor.
The fourth-place pennant, clutched by a sweat-soaked Ivo Redolfi Tezzat. This is an especially nice design, with the rooster, the emblem of Murano, in the upper corner. If you've won this, though, you really don't care if it's a rooster or a wall-eyed vireo.
Then we all followed the scent of the scorching sausage and ribs to the local festa.  This little girl out with her grandmother has the most astonishing pre-Raphaelite face.  I just can't stand the thought of her walking around with a cell phone and tattoos.  Must be getting old.
Then we all followed the scent of the scorching sausage and ribs to the local festa. This little girl out with her grandmother has the most astonishing pre-Raphaelite face. I just can't stand the thought of her growing up and walking around with a cell phone and tattoos and mutilated hair. Must be getting old.
Interested in the races?  The ribs?  The music?  The thunderstorm about to break the sky into a billion sharp wet pieces?  Not really.  That's what these parties are really all about.  The food and music are just ruses.
Interested in the races? The ribs? The music? The thunderstorm about to shatter the sky into a billion sharp wet pieces? Not really. Here is an excellent demonstration of what these parties are for. The food and music are just ruses.
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Sensing Venice: Taste

A rare sighting of the trio of great spring vegetables together: asparagus, peas lurking behind them, and artichokes lurking to the lower right.  The jury is instructed to disregard the figs, which are obviously from some hothouse somewhere, as the local ones don't appear till August, as God intended.
A rare sighting of the trio of great spring vegetables together: asparagus, peas lurking behind them, and artichokes lurking to the lower right. The jury is instructed to disregard the figs, which are obviously from some hothouse somewhere, as the local ones don't appear till August, as God intended.

The gustatory sense is next on my list of attributes of the sensual Venice because this time of year is swamped, decks awash, in great things to eat.   If one is inclined (“one” meaning “me”) to focus on seasonal comestibles, then this is a period that verges on the orgiastic.   Naturally I try to conceal this.   Sort of.

From October to April we eat in a sensible-shoes sort of way –plenty of local food, warm, sustaining,  totally good for you but not very exciting, if you don’t count the castradina in November or the roast eel on Christmas Eve, and several forms of pastry.   But this somewhat restrained diet means that by spring I’m watching for the first asparagus with an intensity most people give to  watching the Powerball drawing.

At the annual patron saint's festa on Sant' Erasmo in early June, the farmers sell their produce practically in job lots.
At the annual patron saint's festa on Sant' Erasmo in early June, the farmers sell their produce essentially in job lots. It all looks so good I think they must call in makeup artists.

When  I finally see that first green stalk, it’s like the starter’s gun  on a  new season of — how can I put this delicately? I can’t — glorious glut.  

First comes the asparagus, which is steamed or boiled and often eaten with hard-boiled eggs cut in half.   Sprinkle this assortment with salt, pepper, and extravirgin olive oil, and you’ve had dinner.  

 

 

IMG_2076 ven taste comp
These are definitely my favorite flower to eat.

Shortly thereafter the artichokes  arrive.   Not just any artichoke, but the carciofo violetto  from Sant’ Erasmo.   This is a purple variety that thrives around the lagoon — we’ve had them from the Vignole, and from Malamocco, though apartment buildings now cover the artichoke fields that Lino remembers.    The encyclopedia says they are also to be had from Chioggia, but I’ve never knowingly eaten anything from Chioggia except a type of radicchio.    In any case,  the saline environment evidently does something important to the old Cynara scolymus, if my taste buds are not lying to me.

This spring we rowed over to Sant’ Erasmo many times, which meant that we’ve  eaten more artichokes in the past five weeks than ever before, I think.   We’d come home with bags of these little creatures, often cut off the plant just for us, paying about two-thirds less than the price at the Rialto.   We’d pull off the outer leaves and eat the inner morsel raw.   We’d simmer them in olive oil and garlic.   We’d cut them in half and throw them on the griddle.   We even experimented with boiling them and then storing them in a jar full of olive oil.   No verdict yet on how those turned out, but it’s hard to imagine they could be bad.

I approve of a food that comes in its own wrapper, even if I do have to pay for the extra weight.
I approve of a food that comes in its own wrapper, even if I do have to pay for the extra weight.

Peas:   Fresh peas are next up,  the crucial element to risi e bisi (REE-zee eh Bee-zee), or pea risotto,  a Venetian classic.   Preparing artichokes is a very grown-up sort of thing to do, but shelling peas takes me very, very far back.     I could be anywhere (say, Venice)  and it would still make me feel like I was sitting on somebody’s  back porch.   The only thing I object to about fresh peas is the same thing I object to about fresh pinto beans: you pay by weight, which means you’re paying for a whole pod in order to get a batch of little pellets.   That’s another thing I’m going to have to change when I get to be in charge of the world.

This is an early spring bonus: carletti, which Lino finds on foraging expeditions along the lagoon edge of the Lido.
This is an early spring bonus: carletti, which Lino finds on foraging expeditions along the lagoon edge of the Lido.

After a few weeks of glory this trinity of sublime plant life has begun to fade from the scene and I will not be eating them again till next spring, even if I could get them from hothouses in Sicily or Israel or who knows where.   But other things will be along — lettuce and string beans and tomatoes and eggplant. The faithful old zucchine.   Fresh tomatoes right off the vine — we make our own sauce.     Around here, “Eat your vegetables”  sounds  like  an invitation to a party.

Clamming is hard work if you don't really love it.  Lino's got the capacity to focus of a
Clamming is hard work if you don't really love it. Lino's got the focus of a lion stalking its prey.

And the clamming season is now officially open — to the entire world, if your average Sunday afternoon in the lagoon is any indication.   Of course it’s open all year to the professionals, but families spend recreational summer  hours digging around in the shallows, and it is probably Lino’s favorite thing to do, way ahead of sleeping or eating.   Maybe even drinking.   It must be like meditation or yoga.   He can do it for hours.

So we’ve already been out a few  clam-hunting expeditions.   The trick is to find some patch of terrain that hasn’t already been  ravaged  by  legions of trippers.  Lino is very patient and he actually looks for the clams, one by one, whereas most of the other mighty nimrods  just claw up fistfuls of mud   hoping to find something good.   These are not fishermen, these are locusts.

After we’ve let the clams  soak in a bucket of  lagoon water for several hours, we take them home, and get ready for the Great Cooking Thereof.   This may not happen immediately; we may have to leave them in the fridge in their plastic bag for a little while.    They kind of hang out in there till we’re ready to cook them.   When we put the  bag in the sink, I can hear them making moist little shifting and tchk-tchk noises.    Yes, they’re still alive, and these little sounds sort of do something to me.   Maybe they’re talking about how much they enjoyed spending  the afternoon in the  dark and the cool.   I hope so.   I’m glad they don’t know what’s coming next.

Lino brought home the ideal assortment -- cape tonde ("malgarote"), caparozzoli, sansonei, lungoni, and the occasional bevarassa.  Now we're introducing them to oil and garlic.
Lino brought home the ideal assortment -- cape tonde ("malgarote"), caparozzoli, sansonei, lungoni, and the occasional bevarassa. Now we're introducing them to oil and garlic.

So we  throw them into a large saute pan with garlic and oil.   Steam goes everywhere.   About a minute later they’ve given their last dying gasp, opened their shells and succumbed.   We put them in a bowl where they slosh around in a celestial broth of their own saltwater, garlic, lemon juice and chopped parsley and we eat them like crazed little swine, right out of the shell —  ignoring scalded fingertips, drops of oily water falling at random.

I’ve been talking about clams in a generic sort of way, but there are all sorts of bivalves to be had out there.   Bevarasse (Venus gallina), sansonei, cape lunghe (Solen vagina), cape tonde (Cardium edule), caragoi (Vulgocerithium vulgatum),  canestrei (Pecten opercularis), to name a few.     There are also oysters — Lino went out on Christmas Eve a few years ago and brought back a load of fresh lagoon oysters, which were delicately sweet.   Wish he’d do it again.

Just a few short hours ago, these mussels were clinging to their piling wondering what to do today.  Unfortunately for them, we got to decide.
Just a few short hours ago, these mussels were clinging to their piling wondering what to do today. Unfortunately for them, we got to decide.

And now it’s mussels.   A friend of ours went out in his boat yesterday with a fiendish contraption and scraped a huge amount of them off the pilings — wait, I’m not finished! — the pilings in the lagoon near the island of the Certosa, near the inlet of San Nicolo’, where the tide is so strong that the water is always really clean.   Last night we permitted ourselves a modest gorge, annihilating a large bowl in a very short time.   They were divine.

Somebody gave us a batch of canestrei, or "lid scallops." It took no time at all to open, bread, and fry them. You don't like fried food? Try these.
Somebody gave us a batch of canestrei, or "lid scallops." It took no time at all to open, bread, and fry them. You don't like fried food? Try these.

Whatever remains of the clams or the mussels is either thrown into tomato sauce for pasta later, or set aside (clams especially) for a risotto.   Then we go out and get more.

I haven’t even gotten to the subject of fruit or ice cream, which are whole galaxies of delectable on their own, but I’m worn out.   So let’s all put our heads down on our desks and be quiet for a few minutes.  

 But as we do, let me just repeat something I say far too often: It’s not easy to eat really well (not impossible, but not easy, to eat really well) in a restaurant in Venice, but here at home we eat better than the entire dynasty of Gediminids.

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MOSE: yes? no? maybe? don’t know?

Having reviewed the  barest  basics of acqua alta, and the barest technical outlines of the “floodgate” project intended to keep Venice as dry as the Nebraska Sand Hills, I’d better warn you that not everybody is on board.  

“This is a way of funneling a huge amount of money to business allies of the government,” a city councilor told The Christian Science Monitor last year.   “There are better alternatives but they were never considered.   There is a big question mark over whether it will really work.”

So has anybody spoken up?   Only thousands of people.   The project been protested, sued against, blocked and stalled in all sorts of ways for 30 years (yes:   it’s taken three decades to get this thing to where it is today), and even now  the arguments pro and con continue to be lobbed back and forth between the opposing believers.

Construction proceeds at the inlet at San Nicolo, the one closest to Venice.  The artificial island in the middle, built to accommodate construction equipment, has already affected the tidal flows.  It will not be dismantled.
Construction proceeds at the inlet at San Nicolo, the one closest to Venice. The artificial island in the middle, built to accommodate construction equipment, has already affected the tidal flows. It will not be dismantled.

There have been a few times when it appeared that perhaps the project would be annulled for various reasons: lack of money, the bizarre absence of the required Environmental Impact Statement, legal loopholes that kept being found and then quickly closed.   But nothing has been able to stop its  implacable progression toward completion.   It’s like throwing gravel at the Kraken.

By the end of 2009, despite all the myriad stops, starts, and slowdowns,    63 percent of the project had been completed.     There isn’t enough money to restore historic palaces and churches which are visible every day, but somehow money has been found to block exceptional high water, an event which might occur four to seven times a year.   Or maybe not  at all.   You may have noticed that the weather is not operated by the  Swiss railway system.  

But doesn’t everybody in Venice want to save their city from the sea?

In a word: No.   At least not everybody in Venice wants this to be the way to tame the tides.   In fact, it is difficult to find anyone who is not directly benefiting from the project who thinks it’s a good idea.   Quite the contrary.

There are four general categories to which most objections belong.  Let’s look at the them:

Political:   Not much to say here, because this is a sphere in which nothing is ever resolved.   The political fortresses from which accusations have been hurled like stone cannonballs are very well defined: right, left, extreme right, extreme left, and a mass of foot soldiers in the middle with all sorts of commingled ideas.   But if you don’t belong to some group, nobody will ever listen to you (not that they listen so much anyway).   Only thing is, each group has an agenda which includes lots of other issues as well, so if you join one to reject the MOSE project, you could find yourself on mailing lists as being against a batch of other undertakings as well.   Maybe you’re not against those, maybe you don’t even care.  

The lagoon has no idea there is a famous city sitting out there somewhere.
The lagoon has no idea there is a famous city sitting out there somewhere.

Others point out that the Special Law for Venice, by which federal funds are earmarked for the city,  specifically authorized interventions to stop pollution and re-establish the morphologic equilibrium of the lagoon.   It doesn’t appear that MOSE will  satisfy  either of those requirements.   Au contraire.

Even more important, each side considers it a good day’s work if  it has  managed to frustrate or thwart the other.   No other result is really necessary.   This reality is the cholesterol in the political metabolism, hardening and constricting the arteries through which ideas and energy and good will might otherwise have flowed to produce something beneficial to the organism (the city and the lagoon) as a whole.  

Economic: Every enormous public work since the Great Pyramid of  Cholula (and perhaps even that one) has exceeded its projected cost.   The original date of completion was given as 2010.   This has now moved to 2014.   Hence the costs have also changed.   MOSE was budgeted at $4.5 billion, more or less, depending on whose estimates you follow, a number which it has now overtaken without even slowing down to wave.   In 2008, the cost had risen to $7 billion.  

There is also the  cost/benefit aspect to consider.    I think it’s fair to say that anyone who is not personally involved would  concede that the costs and the benefits of this colossal undertaking do not come anywhere near matching up.  

One foreign  newspaper reported that $30 million a year is lost in business each time  the Piazza San Marco floods (meaning that these 40-some  shops can make $30 million in six hours, when the tide is in?   Wow…. ).   But let’s say acqua alta does cost $30 million, even if that number is cited only by the people  who would benefit from the effects of such a prediction.

MOSE, as already mentioned, not only has cost $7 billion by now with 35 percent  and two more years to go.      Few if any mention is made of the estimated cost of annual maintenance of this behemoth: a mere $11.5 million.  Of course, this  will be eternal income to the interested parties.  The project will be finished, but maintenance is forever.

Plenty of people would like to keep living here, if they could, in what can seem, to the locals, to be one of the great forgotten cities of the world.
Plenty of people would like to keep living here, if they could. But to the locals, it can seem like it's one of the great forgotten cities of the world.

But that isn’t the crux of the objections to its price tag.   Simply put, it’s that money dedicated to MOSE is lost to anything else.  

Stories which focus on the cost/disturbances inflicted by a few hours of water on the ground don’t tend to refer to the financial scorched earth the MOSE project has  made of  the quality of daily life for everybody everywhere  in Venice, not just the shopkeepers around San Marco.   Paying for this project, which might bring a temporary benefit to the city a couple of times a year,  has  deprived the city of the money required for numerous, more humble needs  (schools, ambulances, restoration of monuments and private buildings, etc.).

Just about every facility or service which  is important  to city life, more important  than the occasional need to put on the Wellies, has been cut in some way.   The administrations’s constant cry “We have no money” tends not to explain why.

Environmental:   When UNESCO designated Venice as a World Heritage Site in 1987, it specifically  included the entire Venetian lagoon.   It is the second-largest wetland in Europe (Europe has lost 2/3 of its wetlands in the last 100 years).   It is  vital area for plants, fish,  and birds,  some of which are already endangered.   Every year some 200,000 birds winter, nest, or pause here in their twice-yearly migrations.   One could make a reasonable case that the lagoon has a value which rivals that of Venice.  

Local, national and international environmental groups have  raised countless alarms about the effect of this project on the lagoon environment.   Prominent among these are  the World Wildlife Fund, LIPU (the bird people), RAMSAR (international wetland protection), Italia Nostra, and more,  down to a local citizens’ group called simply “NoMose.”  

In one of many reports, Italia Nostra summarized its concerns: “The dams will render permanent the Lagoon’s environmental imbalance: The deep channels dredged in the last century through its outlets will become concrete.   The erosion that is now eating away the Lagoon’s precious wetlands would become permanent, and this rich coastal lagoon, protected by European law, would be transformed into an area of open sea.”

What is so elegantly called a cavaliere d'Italia (knight of Italy), in English is merely the black-winged stilt.  Still beautiful, though.
What is so elegantly called a cavaliere d'Italia (knight of Italy), in English is merely the black-winged stilt. Still beautiful, though.

The deepening of the channels to accommodate the cement frame for the caissons has already intensified the tidal flow — I can see and feel it every day.    Faster and stronger tides mean many things: More erosion of the bottom sediments (one of the defining characteristics of a lagoon environment), consequent damage to the eelgrass which serves to anchor the sediment and which provide a habitat for many small marine species, and so on up the chain.  

My favorite of many favorite ducks is a wintering species called a "tuffetto" (little diver).  Their arrival and departure are parentheses around the winter.
My favorite of many favorite ducks is a wintering species called a "tuffetto" (little diver). Their arrival and departure are parentheses around the winter.

There is also great concern about the physical impact of the materials used, specifically the caissons’ zinc plates (zinc is forbidden by European law) as well as the anti-fouling paint, which contains many toxic chemicals  such as TBT compounds, assorted heavy metals, and solvents.   Coats of anti-fouling paint have to be periodically renewed, so that will contribute another dose of this stuff to the environment.   Damage to the lagoon and the Adriatic is seen as virtually inevitable.   I must mention that the builders deny this.

Data and forecasts which justify the project have been questioned by many different sources.   Some of the data does not appear anywhere but in the builders’ documents.

Engineering: Plenty of engineers from assorted countries, those who are not directly involved in the project, have always voiced doubts about whether it’s likely to work the way it’s supposed to.

Another perspective on the system, which clearly shows the the caissons fitting snugly together, forming a perfectly even wall.  It will be great if nothing shifts or leaks.
Another perspective on the system, which clearly shows the the caissons fitting snugly together, forming a perfectly even wall. It will be great if nothing shifts or leaks.

 Some of their concerns are:  

  • It has never been completely tested.  
  • The only positive assessment rendered by an independent panel of engineers was  restricted to saying whether the design could function as intended — that is, whether it would work as designed.   Virtually all other independent evaluations have been extremely cautious, if not negative.   No engineers except the builders, to my knowledge,  have risked saying whether it should be built.   Maybe that’s not what engineers are supposed to do.  UNESCO wrote an analysis in 2003 which concisely evaluated the project’s drawbacks, including the meteorological predictions on which it is based.
  • There are discernible aspects of the design which must ALWAYS function PERFECTLY (difficult in a salt-water environment),or they won’t  perform the way they’re supposed to.   For one thing, there is a high risk of the seal between the caissons not being watertight.     If water begins to pass between the caissons,  the wall they form could be dangerously compromised (fancy word for “weakened”).  If the caissons for any reason do not align perfectly, ditto.  
  •  If for some reason encrustation of any sort  remains on the caissons and/or their anchoring hinges  (salt-water is great for fostering encrustations of minerals and critters), the barrier may not rise in the manner or at the rate necessary.  
  • If sea-level increases fulfill the darker prophecies, not only will the caissons have to be used more often and kept in place for longer periods of time than predicted (undergoing stresses for which they were not designed), but eventually their maximum height may not be enough.  
  • After decades of legal battles, the design was already obsolete before construction even began.   Thirty years is an eternity in engineering terms.  (Imagine buying a car designed 30 years ago.)   Whatever its flaws, it should have been modified or updated in some way by now.   But no.

Perhaps most important, critics point out that this titanic construction  flouts several principles sacred not only to the hydraulic engineers of the Venetian Republic (not exactly amateurs) but also to commonly-accepted principles of environmental and engineering prudence.   Those principles are:

  • The project should be gradual, to permit evaluation of the results obtained at each stage and, if necessary, permit changes to the original plan.   This obviously isn’t the case here.
  • The project should be reversible.   MOSE obviously isn’t.
  • The project should be experimental.    By “experimental” the Special Law clearly intends that a project should be tested experimentally before it is definitely approved and funded and built.   That never happened.

How did this project ever get approved?

I can’t swear that I know.   Here is what I do know: That the project was assigned to the Consorzio Venezia Nuova,  a consortium which the city has exclusively authorized  (some have used the word “monopoly”) to  intervene in the lagoon.   This consortium is made up of more than 20 Italian engineering and construction companies — in a word, businessmen.   Scientists who promote or  defend the project are often consultants for the consortium.

So here we are.   It’s too late to be any use, but I’d like to recall a comment by Wendell Berry, the farmer/writer/environmental critic.

“A good solution to a problem,” he said, “is one which does not create new problems.”  

Seems kind of obvious, when you think about it.

Next:   How will it all come out?

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