Yes indeed, it has been several eternities since I have scribbled a post — though I have written many in my mind, as I watched the pages fall off the calendar and blow away in the wind, etc. etc.
I was entangled in the finishing (“ultimating,” in Italian, which is so cool. They can make verbs out of anything.) of a large and very long-drawn-out project of researching and writing an article on the gondola, and more specifically about Roberto Dei Rossi, who makes them. I started the research in February, 2019, and there were many stops along the way, especially that long one during the three-month lockdown from March to May. The story is now online at “Craftsmanship” magazine.
I’m hoping to get back in the groove now with my blog, for any of you who may still be out there waiting to read….
As you know by now, what looks to me like a random person on the vaporetto/street/high seas often carries a cargo of memories for Lino. I get to hear them all, not in any order whatsoever. He seems to review the person’s biography from his mind horizontally.
A few mornings ago we got some seats on the #1 going up the Grand Canal. So far, so surprisingly pleasant. “You see that man over there?” Lino asks.
“The one with the hat?” He was pretty unremarkable, sitting by himself. No hint that he could ever have bubbled like submerged lava with ill-will toward his fellow man. Toward the fellow man sitting right beside me.
The year was sometime between 1965 and the Seventies, and the rio delle Torreselle — the canal behind the Guggenheim Collection — was still home to eleven gondolas. (Now there are two.) Naturally, where there are gondolas, there are gondoliers; Lino, who lived on a very near side-street, would hear them talking in the evening as they came home after work, putting the boats away for the night. The canal was also where Lino kept his little wooden topetta, invisible in this view but up at the end of the row of boats on the left. Idyllic. I’m joking. The story involves gondoliers.
The man on the vaporetto (nickname beginning with “T”) was one of those gondoliers, and tied up his gondola just opposite Lino’s little boat. One day T was seized with the conviction that Lino’s boat was presenting a clear and present danger to the health and well-being of his gondola. Or potential danger. The fact that both were the nearest to the 90-degree curve of the canal might have fomented this notion. But Lino’s boat was about half the size of his, so I suppose if anyone were to be annoyed by its neighbors, it ought to have been the topetta. In any case, NOTHING HAD EVER HAPPENED.
“So he made a formal complaint,” Lino told me. “One day these papers arrive, I have to go to court. He’s claiming one million lire in damage to his boat. I said ‘I don’t even know what a million lire are.’ (Note: It would have been $618 in today’s money, but back then it was way more than a month’s salary.) My lawyer friend saw me looking glum and I told him about all this, and he said ‘Give me all the papers, I’ll take care of it.'”
So a few days later the court sent a surveyor to measure the combatants (the boats, I mean, not the men). “The surveyor is working away,” Lino went on, “and I was saying to T, ‘They’re just boats made of wood! Don’t you have any bigger problems than this? You’ve got your old mother at home to look after…’ And the surveyor is listening as he’s writing his notes. And he turns to me and says, ‘Don’t worry, it’ll be fine.'”
The case was dismissed, and T had to pay the costs. “Then my lawyer friend said, ‘Now we’re going to go ahead and sue for moral damages.’ And I said ‘No, for the love of God, just let it go.'”
That would be enough to remember, but there’s more in the album. “He had a sister, she was unbelievably beautiful. I had such a crush on her when I was 15, I would just tremble when I saw her. I’d stand beneath her window hoping to get a glimpse of her. I never said a word to her, ever… His father was a gondolier too. A big strong man (‘grande, grosso…’). Finished third in the Regata Storica, or maybe it was fourth, I can’t remember the year. I’ve got some papers about it at home somewhere.”
So everyone lived happily ever after? I guess so, in their Venetian way. Lino went on with his life, and when T retired he took his precious gondola someplace and sawed it up into pieces. “He could have sold it, but he had all the money he needed anyway, he owned houses, he wasn’t married. But no, he just went and cut it all up. That’s a normal person?”
I know it seems like I just got back, so to speak, but Christmas is bearing down on us and we are fleeing to the mountains where we will alternately celebrate and combat it with cheese, apple strudel, needlepoint, TV, hiking, and sleep.
Happy holidays to everyone who reads my scribbles. You have made this a wonderful year for me.
I will correct my earlier post, but as the details begin to come into sharper focus, I want to report that the gondola with the German family did not capsize, so I can’t interpret early reports on the gondoliers diving into the Canal. Of course they did what they could to help, but the boat remained upright, if damaged.
I know that the gondoliers recovered some small floating objects belonging to the littlest girl, and placed them on the fatal dock with a bouquet of flowers: one small rubber duck, and one very small pink shoe.
The gondoliers have carried their proposals to City Hall: To start with, a ban on any vehicle overtaking any other vehicle. Vaporettos in line, taxis in line, gondolas in line. (I don’t know about barges.) As anyone who has seen the Grand Canal knows, this procedure has not been the case so far. I have no opinion on the feasibility of the idea but presume that men who spend all day in the area know something about how things work.
They are also proposing revisions of the vaporetto schedules, to prevent backups such as the one which contributed to the disaster (three vaporettos were idling in sequence, awaiting their turn to use their respective ACTV docks). That would seem to be a no-brainer.
Hence another correction to my report: The fatal vaporetto was not moving slowly; it wasn’t moving at all, until it was time to engage the gears to move forward, which involved backing up first, which was the point at which the gondola was struck.
Two other vaporetto drivers have also become involved in the legal situation. I don’t know what the formal accusations are. I could know, but I am not following every single sentence being written about the case. The important thing isn’t what’s being said today, but what is done tomorrow. Or next year. Or whenever or if anything is actually done.
If something meaningful occurs, I’ll try to let you know.