art that stinks?

One of the earliest precursors was the stele showing the map of the exhibitions.  I notice that the newsstand to the left is earning some extra pelf by dedicating its magazine-display space to an important exhibitor, Lee Ufan.  Let the games, so to speak, begin.  The Biennale runs from May 9 to November 22.
Another side of the triangular structure.

“Art is above politics,” goes the common fantasy here every year when the Biennale international art exposition is about to open.  Those who were especially inclined to say (or imagine) it were the directors of the event this year, who invited not only Russia, but Israel, to join the starring lineup.

This struck the public and various political and/or cultural figures or groups as a very bad idea, and they spoke out against permitting Russia and Israel to participate. (“Spoke out” is code for “Pussy Riot made huge scenes with their bare breasts at the Russian pavilion.”) The jury resigned en masse in protest, what with the Russian invasion of Ukraine and the genocide in Palestine and all.  They have not been replaced.  Off to a great start.

In fact, a new term has appeared to describe the art/politics connection in Venice this year: “Artwashing.”  That’s harsh but makes its point.  Skipping the politics and heading straight to the art, the critic from The Guardian in London mentioned the “art that stinks.”  Not figuratively, but literally.  In a world in which pretentious euphemisms stand in for thought and communication, that was an invigorating change.  It turns out that some artists were focusing on the excretory, with the addition in some cases of perfumes that reinforce the atmosphere.  Belarus, for example, commissioned the creation of a perfume with its artwork that replicated the smell of a “freshly dug grave in the Belarus countryside in late August, laid with rotting flowers.”  Is this art?  Politics?  Their mutant love child?

As far as I can see, politics has long since taken the Biennale hostage.  Participants have something to say, and then they call it art.  We even had a real protest, complete with riot-geared police and a police helicopter roaring overhead for hours.

But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Rupert Murdoch’s yacht “Vertigo” was the first of several luxury boats brought in presumably for publicity parties. I can’t say what happened on this yacht, it disappeared before the real activity began.

The “pre-opening” week is an experience in itself, protests or no.  It began more or less on May 4, with the always entertaining international swarms of journalists, critics, maybe even some artists.  They descend in their thousands on Castello for an early look at what is sometimes referred to as “the Olympics” of the art world.  I get what they mean, but considering that Italy is  currently evaluating the usual damage — financial and environmental — that the Winter Olympics inflicted on the Italian Alps only two months ago, it’s a term I’d suggest avoiding.

Seeing as much of the activity is concentrated outside our front door, the week is an assortment of sensations brought by streams of journalists and art-world people.  The sound of many rolling suitcases at all hours, the plundered  supermarket shelves, the clogging of streets and bridges by people who have to stop to talk, to consult their phones, to look at each other, or just look around.  You get the feeling that it isn’t that they have stepped into your world, but that you’ve been somehow transported into theirs.

The official inauguration was Saturday, May 9, so for the next seven months (closing November 22) Venice will be chugging along powered by the engine of the Biennale.  Here is an assortment of images from the week.

This was the first artwork that took its place on via Garibaldi.  They don’t drag it inside at night, it will be here till winter. I’m wondering whose dog will be the first to succumb to its exotic allure.
This creation is called “Marea” (“tide” in Italian).  It was up for eleven days and looked very blithe when the sun was shining (not for long on a side street like this) and with the breeze blowing, which it isn’t here.  Without those elements it was rather lackluster.
I like the reference to resilience.  I’m not sure what “artistic resilience” might be, or how this model might be a useful illustration, but Biennale-speak makes everything sound important.
A few residents decided to return to domestic resilience and let the symbolism of the tide fend for itself. The sun is shining, the towels are wet. Art is all very well but the basics of life are not to be trifled with.
There’s the art world, and there’s the real world. Real world wins.
The little sign saying “disegno libero” means “free design,” implying you can join in to express your inner artist just like you did in kindergarten, including sitting on the ground.
At least they’re not promoting some complicated theory of art or life.
I didn’t even ask why. You just go with it.
Raucous instruments were audible coming from somewhere up high along via Garibaldi. People stopped when they realized it was a performance by musicians from the Brittany pavilion.
I love that Celtic music but these three were stuck on “Celtic” and hadn’t yet made the leap to “music” and got lost at “cacophony.”  Fabulous position for their show, though. People seem to have really made an effort to use whatever space they could find. Newsstand, clotheslines, rooftop terrace. Pavement… probably a bathroom somewhere…

Friday afternoon saw the big protest against Israel’s participation in the Biennale.  Not only did we have people here on the street, 20 national pavilions were closed because their staff was on strike in solidarity.  For the record, they were Austria, Belgium, Egypt, Lithuania, Catalonia, Luxembourg, Poland, Slovenia, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, Finland, The Netherlands, Ireland, Qatar, Malta, Cyprus, Ecuador, and the UK.

Needs no translation.
“Artwashing is a criminal act.”  Finally art and politics have to look at each other.
Suddenly all that Biennale-speak has been pushed aside for clear, declarative sentences.

Everybody seems to have been somewhere before coming here. The Biennale was bursting with itself.

Very tall young person from the Baltics. The person, however self-defined, had a lovely deep voice.  I make no guesses or assumptions. The flag resembles the Breton flag but no — it’s of the United States of Baltics, as you see. The shirt’s makers explain the design on their site: “3 stars represent the three Baltic states, and 13 stripes the countries that have owned us.”  You could easily have one yourself (note: I get no benefit from this mention, I just think it’s extremely cool): https://pood.dokfoto.ee/tootekategooria/riided/
This is a big question. My own question is:  Which country?  Any country?  All countries?
Answer: South Korea. I didn’t know we had to worry about them too.
The Turkish pavilion weighs in.  No soul-crushing comments here, which is nice.
I didn’t pay enough attention to how people were dressing this year, but this girl cried out to be immortalized. She is literally shedding money. The dress-like wrapping is amazing all on its own and I’m guessing it cost plenty of bahts.  The Luisa Spagnoli shopping bag makes it clear she hadn’t been spending all day looking at art.  But the shoes were the crowning (so to speak) touch.
The shoes are called “Unicorn” and are made by Balmain, the French haute couture house. They cost 995 euros ($1,172).
Just over the bridge leading toward San Pietro di Castello a boatyard has joined the crowd in hosting exhibitions. Forget repairing taxis and barges in the old shop, there’s art to be shown.
Yes, blue crabs made of iron are art.  At least it looks like iron.  At the Biennale it could be ground-up extruded distressed cowrie shells made to look like iron.
Smaller crabs clinging to the netting.  Ahoy matey.
And in viaGaribaldiWorld life is proceeding in a totally normal way.
This bar/cafe is where the local fans of the Venice soccer (football) team gather before the game.  Or any time they feel like it, like today.
Sunday morning you can see that the festivities have peaked and passed. The pizza-eaters deserve a compliment for trying to put the trash away neatly. Lack of sufficient bins and more than enough seagulls have created this scene. Or wait — maybe this is an art work?

Just remember — and I’m not being sarcastic — the Biennale is better than Carnevale.  Because Carnevale is full of people dressing up and pretending to be something or someone they’re not.  The Biennale people aren’t pretending anything.  They’re absolutely serious about all this.

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hedge gone wild

Well, I waited six months to get a haircut, so I suppose I’m not one to criticize a hedge.  But I’m confused.  Wouldn’t you think that the so-called most beautiful city in the world would do a little more to keep itself presentable?  I know my mother would.

Granted, we all know how you just go along thinking everything is fine… you’ll fix your hair/mop the floor/write that thank-you note just any day now…and then suddenly something snaps and you realize that your hair is a freaking mess, etc. etc.  The jig is up.

In the case of this hedge, nobody seems to be responding to the jig.  Maybe wild-haired hedges are just the latest trend, or something related to the Biennale which is just through the park ahead.  But company’s coming to town (and some is already here — I’ve seen the yachts).  Tomorrow is the first day of the Venice Film Festival, and if there were ever a time to trim that hedge, I’d think the time would be now.  Actually, yesterday.  ACTUALLY, a week ago.

But what, as I often ask myself, do I know?  I never trimmed my bangs to suit my mother, so it’s clearly just as well I was never responsible for a hedge.

Oh, did you want to see that statue? Sorry, come back later. No, I don’t know when. Later.
It’s clear at the end of this row that somebody with a hedge-clipper, or machete, had made a good start. But they got a day off, or had to take their kid to the dentist, or something broke the momentum (or the tool), and here we are.
Or it might have been around the time when the hedge finally realized it was never going to play Hampton Court Palace, or the Redberry Maze, or the Laberinto Katira, and just let everything go.
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Biennale’s back in town

The Biennale: A thing, and people looking at it, photographing it, pondering it, or discussing it without pondering.

For a thing that essentially doesn’t interest me, I seem to be unable to resist mentioning it.  Each year the prologue (fancy word for “the few days preceding the opening”) to the Biennale changes the neighborhood rhythms, not to mention the scenery, as participants, journalists, and assistants of all sorts and levels permeate our corner of Castello.  Saturday the sun was finally shining, and there was an atmosphere of a pleasant kind of updraft out and about.

The Biennale — this year it’s dedicated to Architecture — will run from May 20 to November 26.  Whether I personally like it or not is absolutely immaterial to everybody, including me.  It Is.  And if you think art (or this year, architecture) is the point, you may be mistaken.  When the city government hits “total” on the municipal calculators six months later —  yes, half of the entire year — it’s clear that the Biennale has become one of Venice’s main sources of income.

Venice has survived for centuries by selling things, and this international event is the latest in the very long sequence of commercial activities and products.  Basically, Venice now sells itself, or what I call Being in Venice.  The subcategories are “looking at things,” “eating food,” “sleeping somewhere.”  Sub-subcategory: “getting around in vaporettos and taxis and big lumbering tourist launches or on foot clogging streets and bridges.” Any visitor to Venice is part of this dynamic — the Biennale just concentrates it in a spectacular way.  My comments are not opinions.  Having an opinion on the Biennale would be like having an opinion on gravity.

Setting the scene: the fondamenta di Ca’ di Dio in front of the Arsenale vaporetto stop. It’s an excellent position and if I had time I’d try to find out how much it cost the artist to use this space, because it must be one of the most desirable locations in the city. Sharp-eyed readers will remember last year’s gold cube…

Opening day is May 20 and it will run to November 26.  It seems like it just closed and yet somehow here it is again.  Last Saturday the neighborhood had a sort of swirly atmosphere.  Not entirely unpleasant – at least you see some new people and discover whatever is trending in the world of fashion.  One hopes that some of these outfits do not represent actual trends.

I actually like this; just thought I should let you know.
There seems to be no angle at which this piece looks bad. Excellent work, Mr. Roggi.

As usual, though, the title of the work is beyond gnomic. Here is the tag, you can work it out however you like. The subtitle, which I think belongs to the group of three pieces, translates as “The seed of rebirth.”  The primary word is an arty rendition of “genesis.”  At least I think it is.
Here the airborne couple is part of a quite fabulous olive tree.

“The Roots of Rebirth.” If you pass by, I hope you will admire not only the roots, but the gleaming little bronze olives scattered among the leaves.
This is the third work of the trio of Genesys. You have to look hard to find it.
That little golden golf ball (fine, it’s bronze and it’s not for golf, I know that) is called “The energy of life.”  And speaking of things that aren’t, this isn’t architecture, either.  So the “Biennale of Architecture” is open to all sorts of definitions, or definitions don’t matter, which also works, I guess.
We certainly needed the downpours of the past few days, but nobody calculated the drainage situation on the fondamenta. We now discover that it is not reliably flat. Could we imagine this puddle as part of the work of art? Why not?

Speaking of definitions, one of the primary points of all these works is to entitle your work or show, as far as possible, in the most cryptic possible way.  Yes, the word means something; no, it’s incomprehensible here.  That’s what makes it art, you peasant.

The vaporetto-dock posters are a festival of code words.  “Renewal: A Symbiotic Narrative”.  I will be wondering about it till November.  You can see it at the pavilion of the People’s Republic of China.
“Consenting Cities”
It says “Still,” but I read “rhinoplasty.” Titles that lead you nowhere leave you to make up your own wild stories. The leaning tower of sinus?  Someone pushed a ziggurat up my nose?
We’ll all be looking up “diachronic” now, to find out what such an apparatus might be. Or look like.
Radials?  I’m briefly intrigued by a group or enterprise going by the name “Sbagliato.”  It means “mistaken,” or simply “wrong.”  Probably not intrigued enough to go see what Radials might be, though.

More architectural items are being set up in the two little parks along the fondamenta dei Sette Martiri.

It’s too soon to know what the creator of this item has titled it. No, I am not imagining a pig in a python.
I will be interested to discover if there is a work of art beneath the tarpaulin, or if this is the work. Either one is fine with me.  I’d have titled it “Diachronic,” but it’s already taken.
It wouldn’t be the Biennale without some extraordinary performance piece out in the road on the way home. Better yet, a piece that is being filmed. If the performance doesn’t make you curious, you’ll almost certainly pause to see what the crew is up to.  Please admire the important microphone.  You should know that the only sound to be heard was the random blackbird call, and people walking by, talking.  A dog barking, maybe.  Was that part of the performance?  So many questions.
We see a man, evidently Muslim, in the position of prayer, next to a rolling suitcase. His hands wear fingerless gloves. Something about immigrants, I guess? The silence reveals nothing. Two solid minutes of it.  Art?  I guess so.  We can’t call it diachronic, anyway.

 

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update from Planet Cube

A brief article in the Gazzettino Saturday added a few details about this artefact, which I pass along.

It’s called “Castello Cube.”  I hadn’t realized it had a name, it seemed such a generic object.  Not that the name is any less generic.

The creator goes by the nom de guerre Niclas Castello.  Now I begin to comprehend.  And it is being shown in Castello!  It’s almost like destiny.

His real name is Norbert Zerbs.  I myself would have totally kept this name.  Be proud of your heritage, Zerbs!

The cube sat on the riva Ca’ di Dio for 24 hours, it says here, so that would also explain the security guards.  There were ten of them.

It weighs 186 kilos (410 pounds) of 24-carat 999.9 fine gold.  I’ll admit that for some reason I didn’t want this to be true.  I was telling Lino that it was probably an empty cube made of iron sheets covered with gold leaf.  Nope.  It is precisely what it appears to be: A block of solid gold.

Never before in history has this much gold been worked into one artwork.

The value of this mass of metal is about 12,000,000 dollars.

Zerbs’s net worth is listed at 51,000,000 dollars.

I notice how many facts about this object have to do with quantities.  Don’t know why this seems to fascinate people.  A man in Alaska told me that a tourist looking at Denali once asked him how much it weighed.

It was displayed in Central Park in New York City last February.

An art historian named Dieter Buchhart made the following declaration (I translate): “It is a conceptual work that seems to have arrived from another world and now is standing on the paving-stones of Venice, without a pedestal.”

I’m as keen on conceptual works as the next person, even if the concept eludes me, but here’s a concept:  By all means bring us a cube of gold that seems to have arrived from another world.  Just stop talking drivel.

“The artwork is exhibited in public places so that it is accessible to everyone,” said another expert, “and people have the opportunity to rediscover art in the open space.”

I’ll tell you what — you’d need 186 kilos of self-confidence to put something you call art into an open space in a city that is composed almost entirely of art.  I might discern something artistic about it if it were standing, say, in an acre of alfalfa, or drifting on a raft down the Monongahela river.  But placing an object purporting to be art in Venice takes nerves of tungsten carbide.

Anyway, it’s gone now, continuing its quest to find a pedestal.

These golden objects are also made by hand and can be bought any day at the Pastificio Serenissima on the Salizzada dei Greci.  Their weight is measured in grams.
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