As you recall, there has been quite a kerfuffle due to the perceived misstep of Giorgia Boscolo, who has just passed the first tiny step in the long road toward becoming the first woman gondolier, with regard to her behavior toward the press.
Several voices have chimed in, making a sort of quartet: Giorgia, her sister Alessia, Aldo Rosso (president of the Ente Gondola) and Roberto Luppi, head of the bancali, who are the heads of the gondola stations.
There was a brief attempt to climb aboard the situation by Eleanora Mingati, chief of the legal office of the Listening Center for Social Disadvantage, by claiming that this situation represented “maschilismo” (male chauvinism) by the gondoliers.
Mr. Rosso met it head-on. “The person who is making a distinction between male and female, not looking just at the person, is precisely this lady,” he told the Gazzettino. “The Ente Gondola deserves applause because it admitted Ms. Boscolo to the substitute gondoliers’ school. That means that she deserved it.” And no more was heard about that.
Alessia repeated the sequence of events as recounted by Giorgia: “What do you mean, ‘agent’ — I’m just her sister,” she said. “Giorgia asked me to give her a hand because she couldn’t deal with it all, phone calls, proposals, invitations. All she asked me to do was answer the phone. It’s true that I’m helping her — she’s got a husband and two little kids, she can’t handle the situation that’s developed after she was admitted to the school.”
Giorgia herself made a series of statements of varying degrees of distress and surprise, and had a meeting with Mr. Rosso and Mr. Luppi. “I’m not sure where I goofed,” she said, “but all this has fallen on me unexpectedly. I knew that a woman admitted to the gondoliers’ school would make news, but I never expected all the attention I got.”
The upshot: Mr. Rosso has said that Giorgia can certainly be photographed and interviewed by whomever she likes — it’s her life. “I merely reminded her that whenever she speaks, she’s speaking only for herself, not the entire category of gondoliers. Whether she’s paid for it or not, that has nothing to do with us.”
Mr. Luppi repeated that; she can do whatever she wants, but it’s on her own account, not representing the entire cadre. “I’d remind her to pay attention to what she says,” he said, “because she’s also going to be judged on her behavior. And that doesn’t apply only to her, but to each of the 22 aspiring substitute gondoliers.”
I have to say I feel a little better, and I feel safe in supposing she feels even better than I do.
Lino told me something that happened on the vaporetto yesterday which falls into my personal category of events I term “Venetian moments.” Actually, they could more generally be called “small-town moments,” but we’re here and besides, I still sometimes marvel at how many connections form the web that hold this city together. Kind of like a truss.
This lady isn't just admiring the boy's adorable little sibling. She's already gathering and filing away large amounts of information about the new arrival. The group behind her may be discussing the cost of mozzarella, but I'd be willing to bet that they're updating each other on their families and friends.
Venetian moments either need to involve a Venetian, or occur in Venice. They can happen to foreigners but only after they’ve been here for a while. And of course they’re usually fleeting little experiences (sometimes only glimpses, not even verbal). I love it when they happen to me and I think that Lino was secretly pleased about this one, though he didn’t make a big thing out of it.
So he was on the #1 vaporetto, the trusty local, headed uptown, and a little old couple got on at the stop nearest a nursing home called the Ca’ di Dio. He glances at them out of the corner of his eye, like you do on public transportation.
Then the little old lady addresses him in a tiny, bent-over voice:
“Lu no xe da la parochia dei Carmini?” (“Aren’t you from the parish of the Carmini?”) They continued in Venetian, but I’ll spare you and keep the thing going.
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Because I’m from the Carmini too,” she continued.
“I’m Leda’s little brother,” he said. He didn’t need to bother adding a last name, or a street name, or any other clue. And putting it this way meant that he already knew that in her day (when he was a tyke) there was only one Leda in the parish.
“I thought I recognized you,” she said.
They exchanged a few little generic comments, and then he got off.
It isn’t surprising is that she recognized him; parishes were very tightly knit and usually were composed of plenty of large families. And people of her vintage have phenomenal memories for faces and names — they’re like anonymous little griots wandering through the supermarket, comparing the cost of tuna while brimming with memories of people, events, places, who knew/did/said what and where and also why. And with whom. Stretching back unto the fourth and fifth generation. They’re completely overgrown with the shrubbery of family histories, each one of which is a complete saga.
From across the canal it looks like a friendly early-morning chat between friends. That's part of their secret...
When neighborhoods were still intact, these little old ladies were plentiful, and they weren’t usually endearing — they were to be feared and placated with offerings because they knew everything about you. They knew things about you that literally nobody knew, nobody could know. Things not even you knew about yourself. This amount of knowledge and diabolical skill at using it is one of those primal forces, like the atom, capable of life or death. Or, as Lino puts it whenever he might be tempted to drift into something like nostalgia for the old days, “Those little old ladies knew how many hairs you had on your ass.”
In this case, it didn’t matter that he’s now 71 and probably hasn’t been seen by her since he was 22 and moved to another neighborhood — he was imprinted on her memory and will be there for eternity.
They're almost always in three's. It must be something occult.
Speaking of eternity, don’t think that this knowledge will disappear when she dies; she’s going to take it with her so she can find her friends up there and sit around all afternoon talking about people who aren’t there to defend themselves. It’s true that they acted as a steady underpinning to the life in the courtyard, a sort of 24-hour neighborhood watch. But as Lino also says, “Their gossip destroyed whole families,” and he’s not joking.
The bow that tied up this moment was the fact that he remembered her too, though by name, instead of face. “She’s gotten really old,” he remarked. Still, they were landsmen, that’s the point of it all.
If there were a code word or a secret handshake for the people of the Carmini, they’d have used it. He was struck by the fact that she identified herself according to parish, in the old way. Back then, people didn’t identify themselves so much according to their sestiere, or district, the way they do now since everything’s gotten all stretched out of shape. They went by parish. If somebody asked where you lived, you’d say “I’m from the Carmini,” or “Anzolo Rafael,” or “San Cassan.” That’s the way it was.
It’s obvious, once you know it — or even stop to think about it — that the pipes and cables carrying water, gas, electricity and so on are under the paving stones of the streets.
Work underway in Campo San Vio. The site looks remarkably like an archaeological dig -- the water pipe alone appears to be a relic of an early Iron age cult.
(When they have to cross a canal, they cling to the underbelly of the nearest bridge in a marsupial kind of way.)
What happens with the water pipes is that they leave traces — not of the water itself, but of the condensation they cause because of the difference in temperature between the water in the pipe and its surroundings.
Example: It’s deeply hot now in Venice, the days are dazzling with heat and sun, though the air, thank God, isn’t very humid. At night, things cool down somewhat, and in the early morning, this appears on the fondamenta near our house:
In the winter, the opposite phenomenon occurs, as you see:
Nothing revolutionary here, I just find it diverting.
The last few days the atmosphere here has been roiled by the development of the latest chapter in the saga known as: A Woman Gondolier.
Summary: A woman has just passed the first test, for the first time in 900 years of 100% male gondoliering, to be admitted to gondolier school and get the chance to take more tests and then hopefully to become a certified gondolier.
Then she kind of stepped on a rake in the dark. So now the story isn’t that she passed the test, it’s whether she’s going to be able to find a way to get back on the boat (so to speak) after having fallen so spectacularly into a channel of her own making. Or whether her miscalculations will have provided her opponents with a reason to keep the guild in male hands, if only till the next girl gives it a shot. Or how much penance she’s going to have to do in order to make it all right again.
In the 18th century the gondolas, and at least some of the gondoliers, were different.
(Full disclosure: I am not opposed to women being gondoliers. I am opposed to women doing stupid things, especially in public. Men too.)
Her name is Giorgia Boscolo, and no, she’s not the first woman to try. At least one other Venetian girl took and failed the last test a few years ago, though only by a very few points. At least a few people saw this as a positive step, in the sense that if a woman gondolier were to be inevitable, at least her being Venetian would mute the pain.
The gondolier's life looks so romantic as he rows at sunset toward the Bridge of Sighs.
Meanwhile, over the past decade or so, a German woman named Alexandra Hai tried and failed four times. I think that’s a record, not only for Attempts but for Lack of Self-Knowledge and Willful Ignorance of the Terrain. Hers is a tale for a completely different post, so I’ll merely remark that her lack of success wasn’t due to being a woman — how very simple that would be, and how very easy to refute, deny, or ignore — but more the result of her fantastically obnoxious self-promotion and the insufferably Prussian way she went about trying to crush all obstacles in her path. I think it’s fair to say while she was the first to turn the dreaded subject of a female gondolier from a diverting theory into a credible possibility, she also created more antipathy to the idea than was ever needed; not only did she fail to crush the existing obstacles, she left a few new ones in her wake over which the next candidate(s) had to struggle. Thanks for the solidarity, babe.
Much of the day, however, is spent either waiting for work or dealing with the hassles of what comes along. Hot, tiring, monotonous -- what's not to like?
Back to Giorgia. She is nowhere near being the first woman gondolier — yet. What she did was to pass the first rowing test, which involves rowing in the bow position of a gondola with another gondolier rowing astern. Yes, you can screw up even something so incredibly simple, at least in theory, but
Getting your clients ashore safely -- not really part of the glamor.
she squeaked through, placing last in the list of 22 available spaces for aspiring gondoliers. Squeaking is fine, but she also tied with someone, a man, as it happens. But fortunately for people who might tend toward the sexist (pick her because she’s a woman, don’t pick her because she’s a woman) they can fall back on ageism, as the regulations specify that in case of a tie, the younger candidate passes. She’s 23 and the other guy, well, isn’t.
Her plusses:
She’s Venetian.
She’s young.
She’s married and the mother of two small boys (well if she’s 23, they’d better be small!).
She’s attractive, in a blonde, slightly zaftig way, the kind of girl you could picture coming from a farm in Wisconsin.
Her father is a gondolier.
Each item on this list comes with the sound of a key turning the deadlock toward the “open” position.
Her minuses:
She’s not actually 24-karat Venetian; “Boscolo” is a very common last name in Chioggia, a town at the southern end of the Venetian lagoon which many Venetians regard with scorn and derision. There are historical reasons for this viewpoint which go back at least 600 years.
She’s young. Lack of life experience has shown itself to be more important than one might have thought.
Her father is a gondolier. This is only a fraction of a minus; some unkind observers might have thought this gave her an unfair advantage. In my view, it gave her a fair advantage in the sense that she was able to have unlimited access to a gondola and to expert rowing advice.
If you want to get ahead, you sometimes have to do the scutwork for real gondoliers, such as cleaning and setting up the boat for the day.
So what went wrong? The day after the grades were in, a tsunami of publicity swept over her. Blogs and the press went crackerdogs. The First! A Woman! Blonde! Venetian! And so on.
Did I mention the press? It turns out that she forgot/didn’t know to ask the Ente Gondola, the gondoliers’ association, for permission to give all those interviews and pose for photographs. But there it is, clearly spelled out in the by-laws, a rule that states that any talking to the press by anybody about anything needs to get the prior approval of the officers.
Not only did she make that error, going full-steam ahead on her own authority, she also made a few extra missteps which were reported (perhaps not completely accurately, but the damage was done) such as having referred interview requests to her agent, and requiring payment to pose for pictures.
Agent? PAYMENT??
For virtually all its history, Venice (by which I mean Venetians, naturally) has had a fathomless aversion to self-promotion, conceit, and generally not getting over yourself. It doesn’t mean that nobody ever says another person is great — they do, actually — it just means that a person can’t say it about himself without encountering some kind of consequences.
There are still some gondoliers who dress perfectly, down to the traditional beret with pompom. Until the Sixties, gondoliers always wore a black wool beret in the winter, and a white cotton version in summer. The now-ubiquitous straw hat -- once normally seen on farmers gathering snails - is now worn year-round, from blazing summer heat to winter fog, rain and snow.
So now the consequences for her are that she may have risked her still-new position. If the Ente Gondola finds her importantly in the wrong, I’m not sure what the by-laws stipulate. If I were her, I’d be worrying, despite her copious meaculpas and explanations in the paper today. (Actually, she didn’t admit she’d made a mistake. She said, “If I made a mistake, I apologize.” If this job doesn’t work out, she could always run for public office.)
But let’s say that she succeeds in rowing herself across this flaming lake of fire and gets safely to the other side. (Her list of plusses, as above, ought to be of help.) She still has a lot of work to do before she can say she’s passed to the next rung of gondolierdom. The system works like this:
The aspiring gondolier who has passed the first rowing test must attend a series of courses of at least one foreign language, and Venetian history and art. Then comes another test, given by the Veneto region. He/she eventually also has to pass another rowing test, this time much more important and difficult: Rowing alone astern, as a regular gondolier must do. And this test doesn’t take you up the middle of the Grand Canal, but through the small side canals around all sorts of diabolical corners. If the wind is gusting and you’re going with the tide, it gets even better.
At that point, the successful aspirant must serve a sort of apprenticeship with a licensed gondolier for at least six months. Then he/she qualifies as a substitute, and will continue as a substitute for whichever gondolier needs someone to stand in for him for whatever reason until a license becomes available. Which isn’t often.
So before we get all emotional about the first woman gondolier, we should keep in mind that she has a very long road ahead of her, traveling which she will almost certainly find herself burdened with a fardel of mistrust and bad feeling which could make the going hard. Memories are long here and everybody pretty much watches everybody else with the eyesight of the great horned owl. And gondoliers especially tend to settle accounts their own way, even if it takes years.
Updates as they come in.
P.S.: You will have understood that I have not shown any photographs of our heroine because of her restrictions, as well as copyright on the pictures already taken. You’ll just have to imagine her for a while.
If only people were as elegant, strong, responsive, versatile and trustworthy as this boat.
