Sensing Venice: Sound

That tenor with the Kevlar lungs  has no trouble getting your attention.   But what may be a little harder to imagine is how beautiful Venice sounds when left to her own devices.

Nothing against sight;  of all the senses, sight comes first, at least for us humans.   But sight can make  you lazy, especially in Venice.   All you have to do is open just one eye, even squinting, and you’d still see enough beauty to keep you going for months.   Which led me to believe, for quite a long time,  that being blind in Venice would be the worst thing in the world.   I mean, if you had to be blind, you might as well go live somewhere else.    Bland, Missouri.   Oil Trough, Arkansas.   Anywhere but here.

Venice in fact is doomed to be stared at,  posing for a million of the same photos every day, a life as predictable and monotonous as the typical gondolier’s.   So it’s easy to assume that it’s your eyes that you need most.

I don’t think so anymore.    Here  is how Venice sounds to me.  

IMG_7167 sounds compSilence.    There is plenty of noise all day long here, normal third-millennium racket ranging from  pneumatic drills to 40-hp motors to deafening boom-boxes in passing boats  blasting that  car-crash-torture-dungeon music.   And on summer nights, when people tend to stay out till dawn, along about 2:00 or 3:00 there is the boisterous chorus of their inane “Good-night-it-was-great-see-you-tomorrow-I’ll-call-you-okay-I’ll-text-you” comments from right outside our bedroom window, which naturally has to be open because of the heat.   You’d think somebody in the group was going off to  walk across Antarctica, the way some of them carry on.

I sometimes wonder whether anybody out on the street bothers to consider that there might be people — us, for example — behind our Venetian blinds.   But even if they did, I don’t think they’d care.   The street by our window is like Andorra, a zone free of duty — any sort of duty, like not shouting after midnight.   Public space here isn’t understood to belong to all of us.   It’s understood to belong to none of us, nobody at all.   Do whatever you want.

But there comes a mystic moment somewhere in the night when a silence suffuses the city that is almost more beautiful than Bach.   Deep.   Intricate.   Voluptuous.   It’s  not merely  the absence of noise, this silence is an element entirely its own, made of everything alive but inaudible,  the tide turning and the breeze that begins to waft from the sea and the luminous darkness itself.   The proto-morning is filled with  a silence that  could be  the distillation of every sound in the world that we can’t hear.

Blackbirds.   Just as I wait for certain flavors to appear in season, I wait for certain sounds, and  beginning in March and going on till around now, the blackbirds announce the dawn with an accuracy a chronometer could only dream of.   In fact,  I  know it’s 4:00 AM as I lie there in the dark because one blackbird will begin to sing.   One.    A single voice that’s like a flute that wants to be a crystal bell.   It’s almost more beautiful than laughter.   It is so beautiful that I challenge you to  suggest a song that could even come close.    It hasn’t been written.   And as long as there are blackbirds on earth, I really don’t care.   Too bad they got such a boring name, but I suppose calling them the “voice of angels” bird would sound worse.

A shutter opening   (or closing).    

These are working shutters -- nothing decorative or ogival about them.  Strange to say, while leaving a shutter open at night will kill you, you must open them in the morning, even if it's below freezing outside.
These are working shutters -- nothing decorative or ogival about them. Strange to say, while leaving a shutter open at night will kill you, you must open them in the morning, even if it's below freezing outside.

For me, this is one of the quintessential sounds of Venice, even more than foghorns or the bells of San Marco, God forgive me.    It is one of the elemental sounds of dawn, an intimate, homely  scraping noise ( it depends on how  old and how plumb the shutters are) followed by two  clunks as the shutters reach the outer wall.   It’s the domestic equivalent of the trumpet at Churchill Downs.  

Shutters are no mere decoration; Venetians  believe — sorry, they know — that drafts are the thin end of the health wedge.   Anything from a head cold to pleurisy, hiccups, the blind staggers,  whatever you’ve got will almost certainly have been caused by a draft that was carelessly permitted to enter.   “Colpo di finestra, colpo di balestra,” they darkly say:   “A blow (as in punch) via the window is a blow from the crossbow.”   No doubts, no discussions.   If you don’t close your shutters, you’re just asking for it.

Rolling suitcases, all sizes, from carry-ons to steamer trunks.   This is a fairly new sound which — unlike the birds and the shutters and all — the Venetians of yore might have trouble identifying.   Considering  how tourist apartment rentals have proliferated all over the  city, the suitcase-sound has become as irrevocable as the sunrise.   I will hear it  as early as 3:00 AM, if the hardy travelers are trying to make the first flight at 6:35 sharp.   (Unlikely, as that plane is going to Lyon, but they’ll almost certainly want one of the following flock of early flights to Rome, Frankfurt, Amsterdam, and all those other big connection points for intercontinental flights).  

Your average rolling suitcase isn’t any happier to be up at this hour than its people are, because it makes a heavy low  grumbling noise   as it is dragged along the granite streets.   Then it goes  bumpbumpbump twelve times, up the steps of the bridge.   And twelve bumps down the other side.  

Until a few years ago, the only hotel in this precinct was a modest if overpriced  former palazzo with guests who traveled at decent hours.   But now there has been an explosion of little bijou hotels which call themselves “bed and breakfast” but which have no relation whatever to the classic British version I remember so fondly (a spare room in some little retired couple’s house).   There has been an even greater  efflorescence of apartments for rent; if you start noodling around on the Net, you might think there is no dwelling  left for Venetians, a feeling which many Venetians have begun to share.

So with all these places to stay, about ten to fifty times more people are hauling their stuff around today than even two years ago.   The second-floor apartment across the street from us — all of ten feet away — belongs to someone who rents it through a French agency, because only French people stay there.    They annoy the hoo out of the Venetians who live in the building, because they forget to close the front door, or they put  their garbage out at inappropriate times (“Well we’re leaving  before the trash is collected tomorrow,” one woman told me huffily, and I had to admit she had a point).   And they toss their cigarette butts out the window.   I never see them do it,   but I  also don’t see any excuse for it.   Every few days I go out and sweep  up all the cruddy  filters strewn between their door and ours.   (Filters — strange, I know.   They don’t make French smokers the way they used to.   Next thing you know, they’ll be drinking Coke.   Oh wait — 42 percent of the French population does drink Coke.   Well there you are.)

Via Garibaldi toward evening, not long before the kids begin to have their nervous breakdowns.
Via Garibaldi toward evening, not long before the kids begin to have their nervous breakdowns.

The sounds that shape the rest of the day depend on weather, whether or not school is in session (parents and children chattering  on their way home), when the shops close (usually between 12:30 and 1:00) which means clumps of women  form at the foot of the bridge to finish whatever it was they were discussing).   It also depends on whether or not the kids have had their naps, or snacks, or have been thwarted in some way as their blood sugar plummets.   Between 5:00 and 6:00 it seems that every toddler in the neighborhood collectively snaps, because what I used to think of quaintly as the “aperitivo hour” I have now re-labeled as the Hour of the Imploding Child.  

The invisible piano.   This is my favorite summer sound.   I’ll hear it in the early evening,  wafting out of an upper-storey apartment at the foot of via Garibaldi, behind some trees.   It’s obviously a person and not a recording because of repetitions and occasional errors, and whoever it is (man? woman?   no way to guess) plays well enough for it to be enjoyable but not so well as to be off-putting.   Chopin ballades, sonatas by Scarlatti, “Invitation to the Dance” by Weber, music my mother used to play after supper.   It makes me feel happy.

Fog is always beautiful, even if it does wreck your day's logistics.
Fog is always beautiful, even if it does wreck your day's logistics.

Foghorns.     My favorite winter sound.   There are a few unpleasant aspects to fog, of course — clothes on the line which have given up all hope of ever drying; vaporettos re-routed up the Grand Canal for safety reasons, which drastically distorts your route to wherever you need to go.   People not from Venice think that high water is a nuisance, but they’ve never seen what fog can do to your day.   Hordes of tired, hungry, harassed people accumulating on the dock at Sant’ Elena waiting for the vaporetto with the radar to finally arrive and take them the five minutes across to the Lido.   No radar, no vaporetto.   Boats used to make this little crossing all the time, now you’d think that they were facing the iceberg zone off Greenland or something.  

But when I   hear the distant foghorn, it carries more romance to me than 289 gondola rides — or even one, actually — under the Bridge of Sighs.   The occasional deeper blast from the Minoan Lines ferry arriving from Greece    — warning? threat?   — is also exciting, especially if you’re out rowing in the fog and it’s blowing at you.   This has happened to me.  

Bells.   The bells in the campanile of San Marco ring several times a day, but I pay special attention   to certain ringing.   Such as the single bell that sounds at 3:00 PM every Friday, to recall our thoughts to Good Friday and the crucifixion of Christ.   There is the midnight tolling of the marangon, the deepest of all, which you can hear from many parts of the city.   Depending on which way the wind is blowing, I’ve even heard it when we were out in the lagoon.   Deeply comforting, like the sentinel on the battlements.   The bells also ring every July 14 at 10:02 in the morning, to commemorate the epochal collapse of the campanile at that moment in 1902.  

But with the dark that sumptuous stillness (eventually) returns, permeated not only with the voices of forgotten doges but also the voices of exasperated mothers and Macedonian plasterers.

Of course it would be terrible  to be blind in Venice.   But it would be  at least as bad  to be deaf here.

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The Voice of Venice

This morning around noon — about the time the sun had begun to turn  the stone sward of via Garibaldi into a griddle — I heard in the middle distance the lyric blaring of the neighborhood tenor.

He’s tallish, and heavy-ish, and not at all decrepit even though his hair is white, and he is sometimes attended by a small entourage of drinking buddies/music-lovers.   And for some mystic reason I have never had my camera with me when the muse has struck him.  

Via Garibaldi is the perfect stage for anyone and/or thing, but our tenor has never been heard this early in the morning.  Those cadenzas require a fully hydrated voice, and hydration takes time.
Via Garibaldi is the perfect stage for anyone and/or thing, but our tenor has never been heard this early in the morning. Those cadenzas require a fully hydrated voice, and hydration takes time.

He’s not bad, actually, though the decibels he prefers lead me to think he spent several seasons somewhere singing without any microphone, or maybe he  sang opera at hog auctions.    I can picture those swine just flying out of there on the strains of    Verdi or Mascagni.  

I think he imagines the accompaniment.   Sometimes the spirit will move him to plunge into the depths of “Addio alla madre.”   This morning it was “E lucevan le stelle,” from Tosca.   He goes for the heart-rending stuff — I think it’s because the stronger the emotion, the more he gets to turn up the dial.   His friends don’t look as if their hearts were particularly rent, but they applaud anyway.

He tends not to come out when the weather is more interesting than he is.  Or maybe he's just somewhere keeping his muse warm.
He tends not to come out when the weather is more interesting than he is. Or maybe he's just somewhere keeping his muse warm.

The most  striking feature of these moments musicaux is how they just start — BANG! — and off he goes into cadenza-land.   Our man obviously doesn’t have an orchestra struggling to keep up but I’m not sure he notices that.

Like any clever performer, he retains a slight elusiveness.    Days, weeks will go by and I won’t even see him.   Sometimes I’ll see him but he’s not singing.   And then there are those times I hear him but can’t locate him.   Maybe he’s resting in  the nearest bar, which may not have been the one he was in when the sacred fire fell.  

I sometimes wonder if people make requests.   Maybe they make bets on what he’s likely to come out with next.   Or maybe they just stand back when the divine flame ignites his vocal cords.  

Not a moment that would -- or did -- call forth the
Not a moment that would -- or did -- lure Euterpe from her lair. Or favorite bar.

I’m tempted — and I will do it someday — to broach a small conversation, perhaps when he hasn’t got his claque around.   I wonder if he would be inclined to talk, or if he’d be likely to reply in arpeggios.   I, of course, would be ready with a witty rejoinder in the Lydian mode.

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Bring flowers, wear a helmet

In a city full of special news comes something even more special than usual.  

The columbarium at the municipal cemetery on the island of San Michele  is aging and deteriorating faster than some of its past and future residents.   This means that the dear departed are not resting in much peace anymore, and they’re not going to let you be  feel too serene either.

Today the Gazzettino  announced:  “If you want to go put some flowers on your loved one’s tomb, you have to wear a helmet.”  

Grieving relative takes cover.  (Credit: Il Gazzettino).
Grieving relative takes cover. (Credit: Il Gazzettino).

 

Yes, lack of money (“no ghe xe schei“) has brought us to this: A cemetery where you have to protect yourself from your relatives even after they’re dead.   Three hundred final resting places have become public hazards.

I can hear the helpful advice now, as you set out with your little bunch of chrysanthemums:

“If you’re going to visit Uncle Max today, watch out — he could be throwing  bits of rock and cement  at your head.”  

“He never liked me very much….. “

Veritas, the private agency that oversees the cemetery (and, let it be noted yet again, also  disposes of Venetian garbage), says that the necessary funds for repairing the cemetery have been allocated by the Special Fund (money being  spent on something that isn’t part of the MOSE floodgate project?   Astounding) — but that the money hasn’t been freed-up yet.  

“Dig we must.”   It takes on new resonance when the guys are drilling and backhoeing around your family.   So meanwhile, wear your hard hat.   And try to ignore the fact that the stuff that keeps falling on your head will probably not be raindrops.   It could be cousin Lola.

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Overheard: gone and also forgotten

I wasn’t there, but an entirely trustworthy source has reported the following to me:

There is a cafe in our neighborhood which is one of those little social nerve centers.   The men have them, and women have them, but this particular one is good for just about everybody.   It has coffee and wine, pastries and potato chips, and two rumpsprung one-armed bandits operated feverishly by heavyset women smoking one cigarette right after another.   It’s got a few tables outside for your tired tourists.   And two tables inside where some of the regulars sit and sort of lounge around.

You can buy the newspaper if you want, but you only get the really important neighborhood stuff by word of mouth.
You can buy the paper if you want, but you get the really important news by word of mouth.

This oasis of refreshment is run by a woman and her late-20ish daughter who — like good bar/cafe/nerve-center proprietors everywhere —  know every person who has ever come in there twice.   She got the basics of our life story the first time we stopped for a coffee.  

They’re not nosy, you understand.   It’s just that one wants to  put one’s patrons in perspective.  

So a few mornings ago, my source stopped by for an espresso.   It was clear that he had entered a multi-person conversation that was already in high gear, and had already passed the recounting-the-event-in-detail and moved on to the hilarity-in-reaction-to-the-event.

What had happened was this:   At some point in the morning, the proprietor had gone into the bathroom.   (I don’t know for what purpose but it’s irrelevant.)   Among the plumbing, porcelain, and cleaning supplies was:   A pineapple.  

An attractive, compact, not cheap but always appreciated tropical fruit which somebody had obviously bought and obviously not wanted to risk losing  by  leaving it unattended  outside  when answering the proverbial call.  

Then they left.   Did they ever come back?   I haven’t been able to find out.   But I wouldn’t leave my kid with whoever it was, that’s for sure.

The neighborhood (perhaps the entire town) is bestrewn with small human mysteries. As in: Why would anyone think this was the way to dispose of their empty juice box?
The neighborhood (perhaps the entire town) is bestrewn with small human mysteries. As in: Why would anyone think this was the way to dispose of their empty juice box?

But that’s not all.   Same cafe — perhaps even the same day, I didn’t think to ask — the daughter was doing a quick buzz around the modest premises, and noticed  something sitting on  one of the two small tables.

It was  a pair of dentures.    

Somebody had taken out their teeth and just left them behind.

I know.   The questions crash into each other in my brain too.   We can all understand that someone might have had to take them out, but how can you forget to put them back in?  

Obviously you can, so what about this question: How can you walk away, down the street, perhaps even reaching home, without ever sensing that something about the world (or  if maybe it’s just me) was strangely different and, perhaps, even disturbing?

This neatly folded paper bag was obviously of no further use to someone, so it was just neatly left here.  Where it has become utterly invisible to everyone, even the garbageman.
This neatly folded paper bag was obviously of no further use to someone, so it was just neatly left here. Where it has become utterly invisible to everyone, even the garbageman. If you don't want something anymore, just put it down somewhere and everyone agrees that it has ceased to exist.

How far did he or she get in this toothless, crumpled-lips condition?   Did any of their friends notice?  What about when the person needed to say something to a shopkeeper or a dog or a small rambunctious child?   Did not their mouth (or ears, whichever is in better condition) send some kind of signal alerting them to their total lack of dentition?  

And why am I even bothering with these questions, since the answer to all of them is obviously no?

I love this town.   I really do.

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