fog much?

Yesterday morning around 10:00 AM. This is the bacino of San Marco, looking toward the Grand Canal.

During the past two weeks there has been fog: Some days on, then sunshine, then back the fog rolls again.  It’s very poetic and romantic, looked at one way.  But it’s highly inconvenient if you need to take the vaporetto to do something unpoetic, because some lines are suspended, and the rest are all sent up and down the Grand Canal.  This means that you may well be walking farther to your destination than you had budgeted time and energy for.  Maybe you yourself can manage that, but if you’re a very sick and frail old lady — looking at you, Maria from upstairs — who has to get to the hospital for her chemotherapy, the fact that your vaporetto doesn’t exist today means you’re forced to take a taxi to the hospital.  That’ll be 50 euros please.  Going, and then coming home.  Not at all poetic if you’re living on 750 euros a month.

But let’s say you’re on one of the vaporettos, living a routine day.  Don’t relax completely.  Because even though the battelli (the big fat waterbuses) have radar, and so does the ferryboat trundling up and down the Giudecca Canal between Tronchetto and the Lido, that doesn’t guarantee that the drivers are looking at it, or if they are, are understanding what they are seeing.  Radar, much like bras or penicillin, is intended to help you, but only if you actually use it.

Visibility was like this this morning, and also yesterday morning.

I mention this because yesterday the fog was pretty thick.  And around 1:00 PM, the #2 that crosses the Giudecca Canal between the Zattere and the Giudecca itself collided with the ferry.  At that point the two routes are operating at right angles to each other.  Everybody knows this.  I mean, one shouldn’t be even minimally surprised to find these two boats out there.

But find each other they did.  In the collision nobody was hurt, but one passenger temporarily lost his mind and punched the marinaio, the person who ties up the boat at each stop, in the face.  Why the marinaio?  Because he was there, I suppose.  He certainly wasn’t navigating.  Nor was the captain, evidently.

This is roughly the area in which the accident occurred. There would have been very little traffic (this photo was not taken yesterday).  Plenty of space to maneuver, if one wanted to.

To translate the phrase in the brief article in La Nuova Venezia, “Probably the incident was caused by the thick fog.”  I don’t mean to be pedantic, but “The fog made me do it” doesn’t sound quite right.  The fog had been out for hours; it hardly sneaked up on the boats from behind.  The pedant further wonders why the fog gets all the blame.  It didn’t grab the two boats and push them together, like two hapless hamsters.  One might more reasonably say that the incident was caused by two individuals, one per boat, who were not paying attention either to the water ahead or to their radar.  Footnote: These vehicles operate on schedules.  I’m going to risk saying that one could easily predict when they would be, as they put it here, “in proximity to each other.”  If one wanted to.

The ferryboat gives Wagnerian blasts of its warning horn when small boats are in its path. There aren’t foghorns anymore, but the ferry’s klaxon can be heard for miles. If it’s blown.  (Il Gazzettino, uncredited)
This is one of the ferryboats, though maybe not the one involved yesterday. Clearly David met Goliath, but in this case it was David that took the hit. (photo uncredited ACTV)

But let’s return to the poetry.

Rio di San Giuseppe, Castello.
Rio di San Pietro, Castello.
Rio de l’Arsenal.
Admiring the view.
Riva degli Schiavoni.
Via Garibaldi.  Life goes on, and so does the trash.

Rio de la Ca’ di Dio.  The forecast is for more fog tomorrow.  If I put on my gray coat, I’ll disappear.

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International Women’s Day

The word hasn’t reached this street in Sant’ Elena that it’s a festive day for women.

This day is commonly observed here by means of sprays of mimosa.  I’ve written about this before.

I never buy the bunches of mimosa sold by various street vendors, but this little bouquet was bestowed on me by a member of a social club that we walked past this evening. They had a whole table full of them, and it was getting late.

Today, in addition to the mimosa, we had a 24-hour transit strike (busses, trams, trains, and of course vaporettos).  This is some sort of inexplicable sub-tradition, because Women’s Day has been disfigured by a transit strike more than once.  Some vaporettos will run, but it will be a task to reorganize your day to accommodate the ACTV, the public transport company.  If this strike were to accomplish something, I’d be so glad.  But it seems a feeble reed to wield in the struggles that women live through every day, up to and including their struggles with the ACTV.

The ACTV has a hundred reasons for calling strikes; we have one every few months.  They are mostly politically motivated and are usually directed at lapses in administration.  Work problems, not human problems.  This year they’ve decided to take every social problem yet identified and load them onto a highly worthy cause and, you know, let the women carry it.

This is the announcement on the vaporetto dock.  Note that the date is written, as typical here, with the day first, month second.
These are the reasons for the strike:  “Against masculine violence against women and violence in general towards LGBTQIPA persons; against every discrimination, molestation and sexual blackmail regarding access to and in the places of work; against the sexual division of work and racism; against job insecurity, exploitation, disparities of salary, involuntary part-time and being fired; against the dismantling and privatization of the social state; for the right to free and accessible public services, to income, to the minimum salary according to law, to the reduction of work hours to be equal to salary, to the house, to work, to scholastic education, to health care and to public transport (wait, what?); for the safeguarding of health and safety in the workplace; for the defense and strengthening of safe houses, of the centers against violence and the anticipation of measures of escape from violence; for the defense of Law 194 (right to abortion) and the right to self-determination, of the national network of public consultori (these correspond to social workers) and without objectors; for the redistribution of wealth, social and environmental justice; for the defense of the right to strike.”  It’s impossible to object to these goals, but I still can’t see how not showing up for work is going to accomplish them.  I guess there will just have to be another strike.

So the ACTV demonstrates its sensitivity to the problems of women in Venice, the nation, the world, by creating problems for women.  Transport strikes absolutely mangle your day in a city with basically two alternatives — feet and taxis.  Let’s say you have to accompany your sick neighbor to the hospital for her radiation therapy today.  During a strike last year we walked to the only functioning vaporetto stop, much farther than the usual stop, and took the sole working vaporetto two stops to San Zaccaria, where they put everybody ashore.  Then we had to walk inland, streets, bridges, streets, bridges, to get to the hospital under our own fading steam.  She was so frail by then, but such a trouper.

When the next strike rolled around she could hardly walk to the corner anymore, so we had to take a taxi — that will be 50 euros (rate from her house to the hospital).  And 50 euros back, naturally.  Her pension was 750 a month.  But sure, the ACTV’s union disagreements come first.

So just work your way around the strike however you can, or can’t.  Kids going to school?  Get them up at 4:00.  (Made up, but not by much.)  Going to your job, or your second job, today?  Call to say you can’t make it and lose the day’s pay.  Or walk. Be sure to consult the labyrinthine schedule of the times and routes of the limited service, or just decide to stay home.

So thank you, ACTV, for acknowledging all the problems that ought not to exist in a woman’s world.  I don’t see you on the list, though.

It’s a good thing the timetable for the flowering of this mimosa tree behind us is not scheduled by the ACTV.  I wonder if they’d make the tree go on strike?
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Reopening report card

Life tentatively returning to normal is perceptible in things that are the same, but different, and vice versa.  One unexpected example is the little egret (that’s its name, not my description) perched on the railing near our house. I’ve seen them on vaporetto docks, but never this far inland. I hope it doesn’t mean the world is about to end, because I really liked it.

Monday morning, things were different.  Yes, we (still) have no tourists, nor will we, probably, for an unknown stretch of time.  But it seemed like there were more locals around, somehow.  Life has begun to find its old grooves, though not always in a good way; “old grooves” means “do whatever I want.”  I was afraid of this.  More on this below.

There are still regulations, but they have evolved.  The Gazzettino published two pages of lists, according to category, of what we’re allowed to do during this phase.  (Phase 3 will begin June 3).

Masks are still required outdoors wherever it’s impossible to maintain social distancing, but gloves are no longer required inside a shop unless you intend to be touching the merchandise.  (Shops will have bottles of hand-sanitizer and sometimes gloves available.)  Clearly you can resist touching certain things, but only up to a point — I doubt that the employees will always be available to do your fetching and carrying.  And of course, if you’re buying clothing you’ll have to touch the merchandise.  Obvious.  Just plan on gloves.

Gloves are no longer required on the vaporetto.  Even more interesting is that the seating has been reassigned to accommodate more passengers.

Clearly, squads of workers spent Sunday night removing the previous seating labels and rearranging them.  No more need for the green ones, and the places reserved for the aged and variously infirm have returned.  However, rush hours have seen over-burdened vaporettos, with some unmasked passengers.  To which I say, what can one expect, even without tourists, if the vaporetto is still running only every 20 minutes?  (Note: Some of the slight increase in riders may be Italians from elsewhere in the Veneto, so yes, technically they would be tourists.)
The bottle of hand-sanitizing gel is now standard on each vaporetto, specifically the big battellos of the Lines 1 and 2. (I didn’t see any on the smaller motoscafos, such as the #6, so that’s just another thing I can’t understand.)  I admire how they’ve armored the bottle.  If there’s anything that screams “We know how people are,” it’s the weapons-grade metal bands protecting the bottle from the people we know how they are.
A closeup from another vaporetto.  Having observed the fate of casino ashtrays, the directors have taken clear steps to defend their hand sanitizer to the last squirt.

Did I say “more passengers”?  Transport is a mess now.  The number of boats hasn’t increased, and the 4.1 and 4.2 lines have yet to reappear.  A friend of mine waited 50 minutes at Piazzale Roma to be able to board a vaporetto bound for the Lido.  I think what’s so annoying about that is that the ACTV seems to have been hoping people just wouldn’t notice that they had cut service by 50 per cent.  When nobody could travel, the service could have been cut even more than that, but now people actually want to get somewhere.  Amazing, I know.  Who would have thought.

The main problem this week — and it’s a big one — is the increasing number of people not wearing masks, or with their masks pulled down below their chin.  I saw a man this morning talking with a friend, and the man had pulled his mask down to make talking easier.  I’m sure he put it back when it wasn’t needed anymore.  And social distancing?  Suddenly people here are having more difficulty than I am in estimating what “one meter” means (and they’ve grown up with the metric system)…

The Bar Torino in Campo San Luca has made the distance between tables brilliantly clear.  Of course, this works because tables stay put, unlike people, and tables also don’t have any particular desire to be closer to the nearest one, a desire that appears to have become irresistible to humans.
Tables demonstrating military precision and discipline.
It’s like the tables have been ordered to fall in by Prussian drill sergeants.
People, on the other hand, have to organize themselves, and the result is not encouraging.  Stand close together, or sit far apart?  Forget sitting.
They may have failed geometry, as I did, but unlike them I got top marks in the “How to wear a mask” course.  Still, the denizens of bar Strani (you may recall they were offering home delivery of cocktail kits) have been away from it, and their friends, for far too long, and have a lot of stuff to talk about.  Which everybody knows you can’t do with a mask.
Here’s what’s funny:  This list of rules, regulations, orders, statues, guidelines, is prominently placed at the entrance to the area pictured above.  Permit me to translate, because I think the manual of a DC-3 wasn’t much longer.  I’ll continue in the text below so as not to clog the caption.

NOTICE:  Do not overstep (this barrier), the zone is secure for persons at the tables.  To reach the restrooms, use the side door in the calle and respect the wait times.  The bar is disinfected (“hygienized”) at mid-day and at evening by means of a bleach-based solution as advised by the minister of health.  Entrance is forbidden during the disinfection!  

For your further care: Every table is supplied with spray and/or disinfectant wipes.  Clients are free to disinfect tables and seats.  Attention: The products are based on bleach solution (1 per cent).  At night an anti-bacteria lamp with ozone will be used, to guarantee as germ-free a local as possible. 

Please be aware of these and respect the rules, the customers, the owners, and the collective health.

NOTICE:  At the table please keep your gloves on till you are sure to be in a disinfected area.  You are requested to register (everybody) on our Facebook page to keep track of your presence to be notified in case of contagion.

You are requested to have your self-certification in case of any controls by the competent officers.  Specific disinfecting products will be available to you.  Remove your mask only to drink or eat.  Put on gloves and mask before asking for the bill.  Wait to be sure you have useful interpersonal space before moving around.

Avoid touching surfaces that you don’t need to use.

Please be aware of these and respect the rules, the customers, the owners, and the collective health.

Lest you think they have an extreme concern for their customers, which of course I hope they do, bear in mind that they also have an extreme concern for themselves. Literally overnight, like some diabolical algae bloom, masses of people gathering to party in public places has become a major problem.  It’s happening all over Italy. Fines for these happy-hour shenanigans range from 300 to 4,000 euros, and if that’s no deterrent to the blithe spirits, the bar and restaurant owners are enjoined to break up any groups forming in front of their establishment, otherwise they (the owners) risk suspension of their licenses and will be closed.

All this revelry is the big story these days, because groups MUST NOT BE PERMITTED TO FORM.  Front-page headline in the Gazzettino two days ago: “Spritz and folly: ‘I’ll close everything again'” (Luca Zaia, governor of the Veneto).  “The Halt! of the governor: Exaggerated nightlife and too many without masks: They should remember the deaths.”  “In Padova tens of young people drunk, carabinieri attacked” (wait, what?).  “The prefect: Stupidity everywhere, I’m astonished by such childishness.”

The Gazzettino’s headlines yesterday: “Wild nights: Maxi-fines and closures.  Bars packed and spritz without masks.  (Prime Minister) Conte: This isn’t the time to be partying.  Steep sanctions for whoever slips up and stopping the bars.”  Sorry for the translation — like so many things, it sounds better in Italian.

“Look,” Zaia states on the front page — “I’ll close everything.  We’ll go back to sealing ourselves in our houses with silicone.  The use of the mask can’t be seen as a whim, it’s a lifesaver.”

So these modest little photos of via Garibaldi are nothing compared to the locust-swarms of adolescents of every age that overnight have turned the streets and piazzas of Italian towns into pullulating masses of merriment.  What strikes me as modestly amusing is that in Venice a lot of this behavior used to be perpetrated by the much-maligned tourists.  I’m not saying that whenever the tourists return, and presumably resume their rampant rude revolting craziness, that I’m going to be glad.  I’ll be glad to see people enjoying the city, as I always have been when people come to Venice who do not act either like a herd of overstimulated wild boars or moribund water buffalo collapsing before they reach the river.

Speaking of tourists, this just in: The Biennale has been canceled for this year.  It had been scheduled as per normal from late May to late November; comes the pandemic and it was halved to run from late August to late November.  Now it will run from late never to late never.  Whatever disappointment you may feel about losing the chance to see the exhibitions is nothing compared to what the myriad tourist-tenders are feeling.  The 2019 edition logged almost 600,000 visitors, who not only paid the entrance fee but ate, slept, and did other money-intensive things here to the tune of 48,000,000 euros.  Whatever percentage of that amount the city treasury realized, it will be sorely missed this year.  Tourism to Venice isn’t just shirtless day-trippers laying siege to the Piazza San Marco.

Here is a little-sung facet of tourism: The ATM machine. There used to be three real banks in or very near via Garibaldi.  Two have closed, and three of these cash machines have appeared.  In fact, the Euronet people have scattered these across Venice like sorghum seeds in Nebraska.  But with the arrival of the virus and the disappearance of tourists, the machines are dead, blank black screens where cheerful instructions in many languages used to be.  The reason?  One merchant who has one of these contraptions told me that the company makes money on the currency conversion when operated by a foreign card.  There would be only about 50 euro cents to be earned from an Italian bank card, he said, as opposed to four or five euros on a non-Italian card.  So I guess when these machines are turned on again, we’ll know that Venice has finally turned the corner.
But miracle of miracles, the owner of the self-service laundromat thought to install an ATM in the shop and it is working just fine (probably better than the dryers after the acqua alta of last November).  This is a great thing for me, because for some reason the ATM at the only real bank in the neighborhood doesn’t accept my American debit card.  So this one dispenser here is my only convenient option for cash.  One catch: It’s only accessible when the laundromat is open……
Return to normalcy:  The Coop will finally be open again on Sundays, and I see that the closing time has been moved up from 7:30 PM to 8:00 PM.  The hand gel is still at its post, but the once-urgent notice taped to the door frame stipulating masks and gloves now seems like an afterthought.  Entry is no longer limited to just one person per family, but Governor Luca Zaia advises people “not to go with an entire busload of relatives.”

Another sign of the new times is price hikes.  Some hairdressers and bar owners are trying to make up lost ground by increasing their prices.  There have been reports of an espresso costing as much as 1.70 euros (as opposed to the normal 1 or 1.10).  Some salons have added 2 euros, marked “COVID” on the bill, to cover the cost of the single-use supplies they have had to lay in, and some have acquired expensive disinfecting equipment that cleans the air by ozone.  Some shops have a box for contributions to help defray the new costs.

There’s at least one normal thing I’d rather not see.  It has nothing to do with coronavirus, but is a sort of mine-canary for what I consider the dark side of life-as-usual here: Horrific motorboat accidents.  For nearly three months private motorboats were grounded, and at the moment motorboat traffic is still fairly modest (taxis are yet to be seen, for one thing), so accidents haven’t made news because there weren’t any.  But on May 18 there was a headline about a collision with a piling, and it brought a dank whiff of “Oh, so we’re back to doing that again,” not unlike the random shootings in the US once lockdown was lifted.

Yes, its owner/driver is in the intensive care unit of the hospital.  This bricola is between Celestia and Bacini, on Venice’s north and very busy edge, and the collision occurred at 3:30 PM (so none of the usual “speeding at night with no lights on” factors).  Accidents can happen, of course, and it’s still not clear how this occurred.  What’s important about this image, though, is that it’s obvious that the boat was going at considerable speed.  I realize that speed is what people love about motorboats (and cars), but the risks are everywhere. (Il Gazzettino)

Some people may say that love is eternal, but what’s really eternal is laundry.
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Empty stage set

Curtain up, but where’s the cast?

I would bet you money that every single person who has come to Venice in the past 200 years has said: “It looks like a stage set.”  I’ve heard lots of people say it, as if it were an astonishing discovery.  I heard myself say it, on my first trip here.  I thought I’d said something original.

But empty stages, I’m here to tell you, aren’t interesting at all.

Walking to the Rialto Market yesterday morning was not a very pleasant experience.  There were some people outside, here and there, but a promenade that I once would have savored as a delicious interlude of stolen calm was a wander across a disconcerting dreamscape; despite the gleaming March sunshine, it felt like we were walking through one of those vaguely ominous black and white Eastern European films from the Sixties.

Just some people taking their shadows out for a walk.
Including us, and a flag pole.  And trash bin.

Suddenly we saw a young couple having breakfast in the screened-in porch of the Pensione Wildner on the Riva degli Schiavoni – Honey look!  Tourists!  They were the only ones in the entire room, and I can’t say how I resisted taking their picture.  Maybe I was afraid of scaring them away, like a barely glimpsed Javan rhino in the wild.  (But if they’re in Venice these days, it’s probably impossible to scare them.)  We passed a friend, a professional photographer, who was going toward San Marco, and I almost yelled “Tourists! On the Riva Schiavoni!  Two of them!” as if he’d want to snap their picture for the Gazzettino before they escaped.  This is not good at all.

Fun facts from the Gazzettino:

A review of 21 communes in the Veneto at the highest risk of hardship from the disappearance of tourists puts Venice at #16 (NOT #1), right after Livinallongo del Col di Lana (mountains) and right before Eraclea (beaches).  The top six are all around Lake Garda, which depends a great deal on German tourists.

Speaking of Germany, the epidemic started there, it’s just been stated, and not Italy (so we can throw away our leper bells?).  Just telling you for the record.

Vaporetto ridership is down 40 per cent.  Actually, this is delightful for those who are still riding, but don’t say that to the ACTV officials who are beginning to consider cutting back on service.  Yesterday morning we were on the #1 coming back from the Rialto and there were 13 people aboard, including us.  Two (not one, but two) ticket inspectors got on, and went down the aisle, as required, checking if everybody had a valid ticket.  It seemed just a little extreme; I’d say we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel here, if the fine on one freeloader is going to keep the ACTV afloat.

In point of fact, a large part of the mountains of money from the vaporetto tickets are spent on the land buses; lack of tourists paying 7.50 euros per ride means that red ink will soon be leaking onto the accounting pages. The books are already a little bloodstained by the cost of the damage from the acqua granda of November 12: There are 9 vaporettos and 22 docks needing more or less major repair or reconstruction, (20,000,000 euros).

Also, every night 95 vaporettos, 300 buses and 15 trams are disinfected.  That’s not free, of course — what is?  Not that I have sympathy to spare for the ACTV, but I’ve only ever noticed the problem of too few vaporettos for too many passengers.  It’s a surprise to find myself thinking, even briefly, about too many vehicles and not enough riders.

Stage-managing this city has always been a challenge.  But now we not only have no audience, but hardly any actors, either.  This is some spectacle.

Sitting on an empty stage, waiting for her cue.  As are we all.

 

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