Funeral of Venice?

This is Adam and Eve after paying for their Venetian abode.
This is Adam and Eve after paying for their Venetian abode.

On Saturday  a moderately publicized event was staged here which was billed as the “Funeral of Venice.”   It was organized by a local group/social site called venessia.com.   (This is the way Venezia is spelled in Venetian.   Disclosure: I’m signed up but I hardly ever visit.)   I didn’t attend but I was aware of the drumbeats leading up to it and cast my eye over the assorted coverage in its wake.

The event consisted of loading a fuchsia-tinted casket onto a six-oar  balotina and carrying it, followed by a sort of funeral cortege of boats, down the Grand Canal from  the train station  to Ca’ Farsetti, or City Hall, by the Rialto Bridge.   There was also an enormous floral wreath with the traditional ribbon from the bereaved donor: “Venetian Citizens,” it read.  

 

The  casket was carried into the atrium  and a sort of funeral oration was declaimed.    Then some people kicked the casket  to pieces and a flag with the symbol of the phoenix (rebirth, hint hint) was taken out.     At least they didn’t dig a grave somewhere out along the sidewalk and bury the thing.   All this was moderately covered by the local press, it being Saturday and evidently a slow news day. But it was covered more extensively by the foreign press, perhaps being tired of covering the usual stories of death and dismemberment from around the world.   So they came for a different story of death and dismemberment, the municipal variety.

The motivation for this moderately unusual gesture  was to draw the world’s attention — or if not the world, the city government —  to the fact that the population of the city had just dropped below 60,000.   Of course the city government already knew that but didn’t interpret it in the same way as the protesters.     I’m not sure the government interpreted it at all.  

San Marco gets hit with sticker shock.
San Marco gets hit with sticker shock.

What’s so significant about 60,000?     Because this is the number at which a settlement is defined as a “city.”   Therefore, having fewer, Venice has now  become a town.   After which a village, I suppose, then a hamlet, then a hermit’s refuge.

“The city doesn’t want to resign itself to becoming a modern Pompei,” said  actor  Cesare Colonnese as part of his oration, to the assembled multitude of foreign reporters — according to the Gazzettino, there were four taxis full of journalists, and a barge with somebody playing the piano.   “Danse Macabre” would have been a good choice.   (Actually he was playing “Funeral March” by Chopin.)   All in all, the account as given sounds more like something concocted for Carnival than anything else.   Needless to say, no politicians showed up.  

At  a mere  two days’ distance it’s hard to make a judgment on  the impact this event might have had on public policy and the future of the city.   If discernible, it too would be moderate, I’d guess.   It  mostly had the aroma of the sort of wailing and gnashing of teeth that goes on here for almost any reason you can  come up with, said wailing and gnashing being totally justified and virtually always ineffective.   And not really all that satisfying, I believe, because  like anything else it  can become a  habit and therefore loses much of its pleasure.  

In any case, the city government has never responded to  wailing and gnashing.    Where mere citizens (and not economic sectors) are concerned, it is wail- and gnash-proof.

Lino, who  belongs to the class — Venetians born and bred — which some believe ought to be first on the barricades, was massively uninterested.   Not that the fate of his city doesn’t interest him, but scenarios like the casket seem to come with futility and foolishness already installed, making them useless for any serious work that has  to be done.  

This price does not indicate a luxury dwelling at $895 per square foot.
$939,362 for 1,035 square feet does not indicate a luxury dwelling.

First of all, he noted that of the people who responded, a large contingent were foreigners.   No disrespect intended, but when a call to arms, however well-meant, comes more from without than within, it’s a symptom that something is already out of kilter.   If the city government doesn’t respond to its own citizens, who presumably have a long-term stake (fancy way  of saying  “pay taxes”), it’s unlikely that it will respond to those who mostly don’t.

But the story is simpler than all this.   Lino ran me through it:

“A lot of the Venetians who moved to the mainland used to live in cellars,” he stated.   Venice doesn’t have cellars, but it’s as close as I can come to the real word he used — magazzini — those humid, moldy street-level areas never intended as dwellings because of their propensity to flood, but which are universally useful as storage space for anything that isn’t bothered by humidity or mold.   But people lived in them all the same because they didn’t have anywhere else — this large cohort not being nobility, obviously, or even the middle class, but what once was a large working class and whoever is below that.

Many Venetians of his era –say, from before World War II to something like ten to 15 years after it — remember how much  miseria there was.   “Miseria” is a very useful word because it not only connotes poverty, but everything physical and emotional that goes along with it, which could also be called “misery.”   A friend of mine remembers the family that lived upstairs, who sometimes came down to their apartment to get warm.   His mother would occasionally give them meat.   He remembers houses that smelled of “cold ashes.”  

This jewel only "needs refreshing" of its 2 bedr, 1 bath, living room, eat-in kitchen, 1000 square feet for a mere $1,043,735.  Why not take two?
This jewel only "needs refreshing" of its 2 bedr, 1 bath, living room, eat-in kitchen, 1000 square feet for a mere $1,043,735. Why not take two?

“It was a dirty, provincial, poverty-stricken backwater,” Time magazine noted in a review of an exhibition in 1936.   The unnamed reporter was referring to the city in the 18th century, but not so very much had changed by the 20th.     In 1900 a cholera epidemic  broke out; not difficult in a city surrounded by water, but a classic threat to those weakened by malnutrition and general crud.   “Death in Venice”  was written not long afterward(1911), and although the title reeks of romance, the death itself merely reeks.   It was cholera, a disease which has no aesthetic component whatever even if the protagonist was staying in a fancy hotel on the Lido.  

In reporting on the 1836 epidemic,  a British medical journal said this:   “The proportion of cholera patients in the poorest  to those in the wealthiest parishes in Venice is 100 to 15,”  it stated.   People who were especially susceptible were “persons of irregular habits and diet… using bad food…affected with chronic complaints…poor…over-worked…dirty.”

Lino remembers children with lice, scabies, typhus.   Not that the city was some huge slum, but it wasn’t exactly an autoclave, either.

“When  people got the chance  live in something better, of course they took it,” he went on.  

It’s common knowledge now, as it has been for decades, that the cost of real estate in Venice is fabulously high and just keeps going higher.   So if anybody had the slightest opportunity to trade up, they took it.

“For what they would pay for a small magazzino here, they could get a  big apartment  on the mainland, with a garage and garden and elevator and everything.”   But they didn’t count on the emotional element, and he says that many of these transfers had the chance to come back, they’d do it in a flash.

So why don’t they?

Here we have 650 square feet for $700,794 -- 2 bedrooms, 1 bath WITH WINDOWS, but also a balcony and a storeroom.  Not bad, but still pretty steep.
Here we have 650 square feet for $700,794 -- 2 bedrooms, 1 bath WITH WINDOWS, but also a balcony and a storeroom. Not bad, but still pretty steep.

“The plain fact behind all this is that the cost of real estate has now reached a level which is unattainable for most people,” he said.   “And don’t forget” —   here it comes — “it’s also Venetians who are the cause.   If someone has an apartment to sell, he’s obviously going to put the highest possible price on it.   A price which only a foreigner could pay, even if they only come here a few days or weeks of the year.   Just walk around — there are so many houses that are shut up.”

This is true; it’s not uncommon for  people to ask me what’s up with  all the closed shutters.      

Venetians, knowing all this, are at a loss to find a handhold on the situation.   But this Saturday-morning ceremony was a worthy attempt and it did make for a moderately dramatic interlude at City Hall.   The city intermittently devises some new plan to address this situation, but as they say here, “The law is made, the loophole is found.”   A number of those  new apartments on the Giudecca a few years ago  that were supposed to be reserved for Venetians?   Certain conditions weren’t imposed on the terms of sale, so Venetians were buying them — and then reselling them at inflated prices.  

The Councilor for Housing, Mara Rumiz, had the grace to hold a press conference at which she discussed some initiatives to confront the housing situation.   I feel that ought to be acknowledged.  

Cesare Colonnese, an actor who gave the discourse, had this to say on his website (in Italian and at the end in Venetian):   “…I don’t want to get into discussing politics and I don’t know if talking about responsibility  is always correct.   I think in this case the responsibility should also be on the part of all of us.     It’s also up to us to do something for Venice, it’s also up to us to set a good example…. We Venetians shouldn’t always present ourselves as complainers and never content.   Each one of us, from  the artisan to the glass-maker, from the baker to the pizza-maker, has a craft in his hands and the potential to  show themselves and others that Venice is a strong city that’s capable of being reborn.   Venice doesn’t have to lose its characteristics and traditions.   We have to raise our children teaching them to love these customs and traditions because they will be the future of this city [Note to Cesare: Are you going to stem the mania for celebrating Halloween here, which nobody has any idea what it is except some new fad the kids insist on pursuing?   I’d vote for starting here with the old defend-our-traditions project].   It’s useless to leave with our tails between our legs, because by leaving we lose contact with this reality as well as, in my opinion, the right to complain.     Who says that Venice is dead?   It’s time to quit this talk while just sitting around.   So get up!   Get up!   You too, go and do something!”   Like what?   SOMETHING.    I’ll get right on it!

The Gazzettino reported a smattering of comments across the spectrum of onlookers.   One 70-year-old Venetian man said, “Nobody has worked right down to the bottom on the issue of residentiality for Venetians,” he said.   “We need to bring Venetians back to the city and this should be the work of a good administration.”   Affordable housing, in two words.

“I think it’s silly,” remarked a young Venetian woman who moved to Mestre.   “I’d never move back to Venice.   I come here to work, but it’s better to stay away from the city, which at this point has more disadvantages than luxuries.”   Points for candor.

“I’d never have thought we could reach this point,” commented a retired grocer — “a demonstration about being able to live in Venice.   I’d like to put the politicians in the casket.”  

A jeweler who lives on the mainland  thought it was a joke.   “The destiny of Venice is the same as all the ‘art cities,'” he said.   “It’s  a world in evolution.”   And in fact I have heard this from others — that many of Venice’s problems are also problems in Florence, and elsewhere.   The residents are under siege wherever tourism has unhinged the economic equilibrium.  

Well, at least this time  the story about Venice sinking isn’t about water or tourists.   What would it be sinking beneath?   Just about everything except gluttony, although when  the ceremony  was over there were refreshments.   As everyone is fond of observing, “All the psalms finish with the Gloria.”   The happy ones, the tragic ones — whatever is going on, make sure you’ve got snacks.   Oh, and drinks.   They had Prosecco, naturally.   No point in suffering needlessly.

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The Venice Olympics?

 

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On October 2 at 6:53 PM,  the news broke upon an unsuspecting city — and even some unsuspecting city councilors — that the local headmen had cooked up a new scheme: Officially proposing Venice as the site of the 2020 Summer Olympics.

I’ll pause while you adjust your screens.

Technically speaking, “Venice Olympics” wouldn’t necessarily connote the same thing as “Venetian Olympics.”

The “Venetian Olympics” would consist of any typical activity of any typical day in almost any typical week.   Medals would be awarded for such events as:

  • the 2000-meter walk home  over five bridges carrying 20 pounds of shopping in plastic bags and a six-pack of mineral water bottles during Carnival (an event which could be adjusted for difficulty according to the distance, bag weight, number and height of bridges, density of crowds, and whether you   have up to three small children with you);
  • the  vaporetto-boarding-at-6:15 PM  in the rain with two runs having been skipped, leading to a phenomenal accumulation of enraged, wet, tired mammals (starting line: Piazzale Roma, finish line at Rialto, San Toma’, or San Zaccaria);
  • choice of one of several activities at the train station (buying a ticket at  5:45 AM; finding a bathroom at  9:30 PM;  locating your departure track in the absence of any information on any notice boards, five minutes before departure), to be judged not only on  speed but style;
  • getting from  San Marco to the Lido in the fog  during a transport  strike;
  • obtaining a package from abroad via  SDA, a delivery company which does everything but give correct  information in a timely fashion,  or deliver.

Actually, I think the “Venetian Olympics” could be a spectacular event, for those in the right frame of mind,  and best of all,  they could be held any day of the year, practically.

But I am only slightly jesting.   The headmen, on the other hand,  are completely serious.   That’s because they are: Massimo Cacciari, the mayor; Giancarlo Galan, governor of the Veneto Region; Franco Manzato, regional vice-president AND councilor for Tourism; and Andrea Tomat, president of Confindustria Veneto, the regional  business association.   Politicians and businessmen — it’s the winning team in most Olympic efforts, I have no doubt.   And as soon as Madrid lost its bid to Rio, thereby re-opening the field to a European candidate for the next go-round, Venice pounced.

The Region of Veneto.
The Region of Veneto.

But “Venice Olympics” is a loss leader.   What they mean by “Venice Olympics” translates into “Olympics scattered around the Veneto region.”   Everybody wants to get into the act.

The only foreseeable competitor in Italy would be Rome, which hosted the Games in 1960 (perhaps a handicap, though capital cities seem to do well).   I”m not sure what card Rome will be playing in an attempt to become the national candidate, but it’s true that they wouldn’t have to face the quips that almost certainly will soon be lobbed at Venice.   I can imagine the helpful suggestions for organizing the pole vault over the campanile of San   Marco; synchronized swimming in the Grand Canal; the hammer throw and shot-put aimed at the taxis churning along the Giudecca Canal.    Field hockey in the Piazza San Marco.

Let me not blemish the euphoria by mentioning crass numbers; clearly the visions of new everything being built all across the region has got lots of people all worked up.   I merely mention, at random, that the candidacy of Madrid, which made it all the way to the finals, cost the equivalent of $55 million.

And that’s just the cost of candidacy.   Once you nab the Games, the real bills start to mount up.   Brazil has budgeted $14 billion to host the Games in Rio.   Venice has a few handicaps, in my opinion, in that regard:   It’s already the most expensive city in Italy (this ought to really lure spectators), and it has made a career of rattling its tin cup, wailing that it has no money.   But… but… If there is no money for schools, monument restoration, policemen, hospitals, firemen, and so on, how  can they  suddenly  find millions — gosh, it was right here behind the Encyclopedia Britannica all  the time  — and be prepared to expend billions, if they get the nod?   (That was a rhetorical question.)  

The notables who have spoken  have been refreshingly direct about why they want the Olympics.   Skipping entirely any mention, however brief, of desiring to add to the glory of Italy, or the honor of the city, or the splendor of our athletes (somebody did refer to that, I think, but I can’t see how that matters), they’ve gone right to the point.

“Promoting and organizing the Games of 2020 would permit the city and the entire metropolitan area represented by the triangle of Venice, Padua and Treviso (italics mine) to accelerate the numerous improvement and renewal projects which for years have filled the agendas of the institutions of the territory,” said  Mayor Cacciari.    

“Venezia 2020 represents a strategic project for the development of the infrastructure of the entire Region,” said Dr. Galan.   For the record, the entire Region covers about 7,000 square miles.  

“Our businesses realize that having the Olympic Games   in Venice in 2020 could act as a catalyst for a series of ‘virtuous’ processes in the economic field and help the consumer regain confidence,” said President Tomat.

But don’t break out the Prosecco just yet.   First of all, Rome isn’t going to  shrink  from the fight — au contraire.   This was the home of the gladiators, after all; also, the mayor of Rome belongs to the right wing of the political spectrum, while the mayor of Venice is from the left.   They’re used to fighting.   So, like every war, this brewing conflict has a long history and many undetected combatants.

And a few cautious voices — important voices — have sounded their notes of warning amid the chorus of praise for this audacious notion.

If you cross your eyes just a little, the big picture comes into better focus.
If you cross your eyes just a little, the big picture comes into better focus.

“Extremely important economic guarantees are going to be needed,” commented the head of the Italian Olympic Committee (CONI), the group which will adjudicate which city carries Italy’s banner into the final selection.   Not a very heartening public statement, though unusually honest.   They were polite enough not to refer to the recently (finally) completed   Ponte della Costituzione (“the Calatrava Bridge”),  which required 11 years,  many lawsuits and an impressive cost overrun (final cost:  $18 million compared to the $10 million quoted in  the winning bid), to span  265 feet of the Grand Canal.   But an Olympic Stadium ought  to be a lot simpler.

“It would undoubtedly be a great opportunity for the entire Veneto [there we go again] to furnish itself with facilities adequate to such an event which would then remain at the disposition of  local groups….It would require an enormous investment with the complete participation of the government as well as the industial sector,” remarked Renzo Di Antonio, president of the  Olympic Committee’s Veneto division.

“As a Venetian I couldn’t be anything other than happy at this proposal,” said  Andrea Cipressa, fencing gold medalist and vice-president of the national fencing association.   “Naturally, on the real feasibility of the project I feel some understandable doubts….There are many, many things to take into consideration and the first impact of the proposal is mainly emotional, romantic.   But then you have to start taking reality into account as well as the many problems which are  always connected with Venice.”

But perhaps he has failed to grasp the magnitude of the marvels which the Olympics would bestow on the Region (excuse me: ENTIRE Region], especially right around Venice, innovations which have already been discussed for quite a while in the government:

“I believe that Tessera” (the village near the airport) “has all the necessary potential,” said Laura Fincato, councilor for Urban Planning.   “We are discussing an area which would have a multilateral potential — an area of recreation including a new building for the Casino, a stadium, a concert hall and an structure for all sorts of sports.   In this area there is also the airport and the [future] passage of the high-speed railway [the TAV Corridor 5 which will connect Kiev to Lisbon, passing through  northern Italy].   If we then add a forest of 105 hectares [260 acres], it seems to me that we have all the right conditions.”   A forest??   Now that’s something that’s really been missing from the urban fabric.   We don’t have enough firemen — we don’t even have a breakdown lane on the Liberty Bridge.   But a forest by the airport?   Why didn’t anybody think of that before?

The mayor of the nearby beach resort  of Jesolo is already jumping up and down and waving his hand: “We could hold the windsurf and beach volley competitions,” is his contribution to the discussion.  

Paradoxically, though, the rowing competitions would be impossible to hold in the lagoon, due to the tidal currents.   Sailing in the Adriatic ought to work, but rowing would have to be somewhere else.   That’s going to be a little tricky for the public relations work.   Maybe they could dig the rowing basin in the forest by the airport.

Probably the only thing the campanile of San Marco hasn't seen since 1514 is a Summer Olympics.
Probably the only thing the campanile of San Marco hasn't seen since 1514 is a Summer Olympics.

One commentator, Tiziano Graziottin, sees the big picture this way: “However you look at it, there are many obstacles on the horizon to overcome; the ‘tripartisan’ group put into play by Cacciari, Galan and Manzato… looks at Venice as the figurehead of an entire Veneto system, using the icon of the most beautiful city in the world to fascinate world public opinion while aiming at developing the potential of an entire macro-region… Venice is the star that drives photographers crazy but the Olympic ‘film’ succeeds only if all the actors play their part under the highest-quality direction…. The good thing about this idea is the concept behind it, and it’s a key concept for ‘internal use’: To make clear to a public opinion frequently divided into provincial (in every sense) rivalries that Venice and the Veneto can and must march together.”   For those  numbed by  the endless bickering between Dr. Cacciari (center-left)  and Dr. Galan (center-right), this is a revolution.   “Bipartisan” isn’t a word you hear used very much; in Italian, it’s a knobby little word (bipartitico) which doesn’t really have a home in anyone’s vocabulary.   I think it must sleep in the political garage.

A closing note — more like a shot across the bow — from the ever-contrarian lawyer, Francesco Mario D’Elia, who has organized four (4) referendums with the aim of separating Venice from Mestre, all of which failed, but not by so much.   He has now organized a committee called “No to the Venice 2020 Olympics.”

“To propose Venice for the Olympics,” he stated, “is merely an operation involving  the image, in order to exploit the fame of the city without giving anything in return…. Therefore we say ‘Enough’ to those who exploit the name of Venice, a city which has no need of the Olympics.”

So he has wasted no time in writing to the  governor of the Region of Sicily saying that there’s a small group in Venice ready to support their candidacy for the Olympics, presumably at Palermo.   “The Palermo Olympics.”   That sounds even stranger than The Venice Olympics.

In all, a fairly audacious gamble, which will require betting millions of somebody’s money to play a hand which may not turn out to be as strong as its holder might imagine.   Venice isn’t in the habit of competing, really — people come here anyway, whether you invite them or not.    As a historic, artistic and even touristic city, who would it compete against?   So having to think as a global competitor for anything is going to be a short sharp shock to a few people here.   Especially when they come up against other potential candidates such as Cape Town and Mumbai and St. Petersburg.

But that’s the point of gambling — you’re ready to take a chance.   Perhaps it will turn out that  this whole Venice Olympics  business is going to be less like a game of poker or mah-jongg and more like a long and unfathomably expensive session of “Risk.”

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Oh let’s just all go on strike, about everything

I know we all — or most of us — are all tangled up in the world’s problems, but while you’re thinking about everything that’s going wrong on either side of your front door,  spare a thought for Italy.

Tomorrow, October 23, there is going to be a national strike.   By which I don’t mean that the nation itself is going to strike — however one would manage that — but the nation will be dramatically affected by a very big general strike organized and imposed by  three large unions for a batch of different reasons.   The strike was announced on August 4, so if you haven’t come up with an alternate plan for the day, it’s not their fault.

Tomorrow there are no pachyderms scheduled to either arrive or depart, since all the pachyderm-wranglers in the Port of Venice will be on strike.  Six will be arriving or departing the day after, though; four the following day, and three the day after that.  Impressive strike.
Tomorrow there are no pachyderms scheduled to either arrive or depart, since all the pachyderm-wranglers in the Port of Venice will be on strike. Six will be arriving or departing the day after, though; four the following day, and three the day after that. Impressive strike.

Their stated grievance is that the government has not dealt with their requests on a number of issues.   They are against workers being fired (not a theoretical concern, in the current economic situation) — in fact, they want the government to block firings — and they are also  against reducing the penalties for those who cause fatal accidents, or severe injury or illness, in the workplace.   They’re in favor of reducing the work-week, increasing raises and pensions, establishing a minimum wage, attaching cost-of-living increases to pay scales, and making workplaces, schools, and transport  safer.   Could anyone disagree with any of this?   It would be like quibbling over  the Ten Commandments, or the Boy Scout Oath.

The categories which will be affected by the strike are:

  • Public administration (no problem there, as only five people seem to ever be working in the country at any given time, and then mostly unintentionally); the whole day.   Convenient, it being a Friday.
  • Schools and universities.   Professors and students jubilant, parents not so much.
  • One can only hope and presume that at least one of these ambulances will be in service tomorrow.
    One can only hope and presume that at least one of these ambulances will be in service tomorrow.

    Public health (nurses, orderlies, ambulance drivers, perhaps even doctors); so far, no guarantee of minimum services has been given.   Something will be cobbled together at the last minute, it always is.

  • Firemen.     Those actively scheduled to be on call at airports and elsewhere will strike only from 10 – 2 PM.   Not bad, unless your fire starts during those four hours.   Office people: Out all day.  
  • Airlines: No planes flying between 12 and 4 PM.   Sorry about that connection.
  • Ports: from 8 AM Friday – 8 AM Saturday.   Office people: Out all day.   Absolutely no ferries connecting small islands to the mainland or to each other for 24 hours.   Deal with it.   Read a book.   Call your mom.
  • Trains: There is conflicting information here.   One report says that personnel assigned to actively working with the trains will strike from 11 – 3 PM (office people: out, naturally).    On the other hand, the  railway company  says that normal service will be maintained, but considering what “normal” tends to mean in an ordinary week, it’s hard to say if the effect of a strike will even be noticed.   Or if service will appear to have improved during the strike.  
  • And above all, PUBLIC TRANSPORT.   Venice is one place where lack of buses makes a major dent in your day.   Here’s what life will look like here from midnight Thursday to midnight Friday:

Transport will be  cut to the very bone, which  means that there will be hardly any vaporettos except during the morning and evening rush hours.   Which means that if you have to get to the train station (except between 11-3) with your luggage, you’ll be walking or taking a dazzlingly expensive taxi.   Need to get to the airport?   Dazzlingly expensive taxi, but remember, don’t bother going between 12 – 4.  

Despite the shortage of services, there will be no slowdown in the delivery of goods.  On the morning of the Last Judgment there will be tattooed men all over Venice loading up their handtrucks.
Despite the shortage of services, there will be no slowdown in the delivery of goods. On the morning of Judgment Day there will still be tattooed men all over Venice loading up their handtrucks.

For those of us staying on home territory,  anyone wanting to  go to or from  the Lido from anywhere will  be waiting a lo-o-o-o-o-ong time for a vaporetto to appear (or taking a dazzlingly expensive taxi).       On the mainland, the fact of buses going on strike can be somewhat mitigated by car-pooling.   In Venice, you don’t see anyone in their personal motorboat carrying friends or stranded people around.  

In Rome, though, to help deal with the masses of protesters, the trains and subways will strike only between 8 PM and midnight.   Am I the only person who finds this odd?

In the absence of any specific notice, one presumes that the mail will go through.
In the absence of any specific notice, one presumes that the mail will go through.

The forecast for tomorrow is also for fog.   Fun.   Though I suppose if there aren’t any vaporettos or ferries, it doesn’t make much difference.

It’s true that in Venice you can reach almost anywhere fairly conveniently (if you’re not in a huge rush) on foot.    Unless you’re a shaky little old person on two canes, say,  trying to get to the hospital for your knee X-ray which you scheduled six months ago,  or a tourist with lots of bags.   No vaporettos is not amusing.

Naturally I’m totally in favor of everything the unions want, and don’t want, and so on.   But there isn’t any union that I know of which would muster its troops to  demand  changes that would make life any easier for me.  

So I’m going to protest on my own.   After all, in the middle of everyone else, who’ll notice?   I’ll just stand next to some disaffected welder and let fly.

So here’s what I’m against:   Unscrupulous people deliberately doing  cruel and  ignorant things to other people; anything that costs more than $1.50; dog-owners who let their dogs poop wherever they want and don’t clean up; kids who scream, and their parents who either make them scream or don’t make them stop; chocolate-chip cookies with more than 20 calories.   The people upstairs who throw their cigarette butts on the street in front of our door, and the unstable person who leaves his/her bag of garbage at the corner of our apartment.

A bag will just appear, deposited by an unseen hand.  Wrong place, and always the wrong time.  A neighbor tells me this has been going on for years but nobody's able to say who the culprit is.  This just shows you how life has changed since the Old Days, back when the neighbors knew what color your underwear was even before you put it on.
A bag will just appear, deposited by an unseen hand. Wrong place, and always the wrong time. A neighbor tells me this has been going on for years but nobody's able to say who the culprit is. This just shows you how life has changed since the Old Days, back when the neighbors knew what color your underwear was even before you put it on.

Also: I’m against unprofessional, obtuse, malicious, devious behavior of any sort by anyone at any time; cheating and lying.   Incompetence.   Hypocrisy.   My list could go on but I’ll stop here.

Here’s what I’m for:  Kids that laugh, dogs that don’t poop, lots of money paid for hard work done well, and music of almost any type except that car-crash-torture-dungeon-hand-grenade music, whatever it’s called.   A pat on the head/back/cheek for any and no reason — the person receiving it will know what it’s for.  

I’m off to prepare my placard now.   Will report back from the barricades or whenever it gets dark and I have to come home.

Lions never go on strike, never protest, never make demands or stipulate deadlines or set conditions.  They just stay at their post, being kingly.
Lions never go on strike, never protest, never make demands or stipulate deadlines or set conditions. They just stay at their post, being kingly.
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Crybabies?

It seems like Venice is always under some kind of cloud, even if only figuratively speaking.
It seems like Venice is always under some kind of cloud, even if only figuratively speaking.

The daily cri di coeur (that would make a great newspaper name) comes via the Gazzettino from Paolo Lanapoppi, a Venetian and former president of an association called Pax in Aqua, about which much more some other time.

Lanapoppi felt compelled to write to the Gazzettino, even  as the wind whistled through the windmills toward which he was spurring his horse, so to speak, to take issue with the latest jab which mayor Massimo Cacciari  had made to the few remaining morons who insist on living in his city and dare to criticize its administration.    

A day or so earlier, Mr. Cacciari had brushed aside a discouraging word from some constituent with the brusque observation that Venetians are “piangnoni” (crybabies, kvetchers, whiners) and Mr. Lanapoppi sees it quite differently.   I’m translating his missive here not because I want to spoil your day, as I know you have problems of your own to think about, but because it  summarizes very eloquently  some basic points which deserve to be criticized here, and why.

Venetians are crybabies?   Who has governed the city since 1993?   We need a new governing class   (August 27, 2009)

It seems incredible.   As the number of residents continues to fall and the city is clogging up with vacation rooms for rent, trash in the shop windows, tourist launches, day-trippers, the mayor is declaring that the city needs to free itself from the monoculture of tourism.   He even goes so far as to say  that Venetians have to stop being crybabies.

But who governed the city from 1993 to 2000?   Cacciari.   And from 2000 to 2005?   Paolo  Costa, elected with the support of Cacciari.   And from 2005 till today?   Cacciari again, naturally.

It isn't always like this.   But there's nothing stopping it, either.
It isn't always like this. But there's nothing stopping it, either.

So who is supposed to be battling the monoculture of tourism?   The opposition?   Or the elderly in their nursing homes?   Or we members of a thousand organizations which  fight every day to have a little space in the newspapers to denounce an unsustainable situation, and that find ourselves at thousands of conferences and  round tables being snubbed by the administrators?

So to the damage they’re now adding mockery: we’re being accused of being snivelers.   Instead, there’s Cacciari fighting the tourism monoculture, inaugurating new museums as if they were for the 60,000 residents, who inaugurates new piers as if they were nursery schools for the Venetians, who sets up a brand-new dock for the tourist launches in the Riva dei Sette Martiri, who ignores and lets languish an area of tremendous potential like the waterfront in Marghera, who has not succeeded in many years to create even one great center for research or for work, who goes to the Biennale and the Film Festival to do “culture,” who sells the facades of the palaces under restoration for publicity.

One sees the desire to get out of the tourism monoculture, one sees it clearly.   All you have to do is look at what the Cacciari government is doing.

Then, on the same day, the vice-mayor, Michele Vianello, comes out with an incredible quip: To put an end to the motondoso in the Bacino of San Marco, what we need is a single authority.   That he would have the courage to say so after five years of the commissioner (N.B.: against motondoso, as well as mayor) Costa would be  amazing if it weren’t offensive to the intelligence of his listeners.   Because there’s something else that is needed: What’s needed are people in power who have the capacity and the will to make changes.   Venice — and notable people such as Riccardo Calimani, Francesco Giavazzi, Gherardo Ortalli, have said it unanimously and in public — has not been capable of producing a class of governors worthy of its history and its potential.

It has been, at the most, a springboard for launching people  who are seeking national notoriety; meanwhile, the city is crumbling under the suction of the propellors (another reference to motondoso) and is being transformed by the pressure of 20 million voracious grasshoppers (tourists) a year.   As for the future, one hears predictions of 40 million in another 20 years.   We’re already preparing the hotels of the future Tessera City (the village near the airport) and the under-lagoon subway to facilitate  their arrival.    

Nice way to get out of the monoculture of tourism.

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But you can still see why people want to come here.
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