There has been so much madness-by-the-metric-ton here lately that it might have been easy to miss a small but perfectly formed fragment of recent craziness.
The stories in the Gazzettino kept the city apprised, moment by moment (translated by me):
STOP THE CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTIES AT THE PARCO GROGGIA THEY DISTURB THE DOGS
Not made up, I’m sorry to say.
There is a large, luxuriously verdant park in the farther reaches of Cannaregio known as the Parco of the Villa Groggia. It is understandably a favorite place for families, children, and the occasional canine to frolic and gambol. You might have thought that this would be the Venetian version of the Peaceable Kingdom, missing only a chorus of singing begonias, but you would have thought wrong.
I have expounded elsewhere on the passion of Venetians for their dogs. But there is a subtle line that divides passion from obsession and some people have clearly crossed it.
Many dog owners — which is not a correct term, because it’s obvious that many dogs own the people — firmly believe that their pets were born with certain inalienable rights, including running around off the leash and often doing more tangible and disagreeable things. But apart from the repulsive and unhealthy reminders of this fabulous freedom, there is also the potential for an uncontrolled dog to harm a child. This may seem obvious to you and me, but not to a dog’s bipedal slave. The kind of person who refers to herself as the dog’s “mamma.” I heard it just this morning. I don’t know how men of this mentality — and there must be some — characterize themselves. Maybe they call themselves “Uncle” or “Cousin.”
This conflict at the Parco Groggia started a while back, when a balloon, pursued by a tyke, popped, thereby “terrorizing” a certain lady’s little dog. “From that moment,” said Tiffi, a mother of three who has a dog, too, “everything the kids do is under attack.”
The dog slaves — or at least this one belligerent lady — have made many complaints about the children to Franca Caltarossa, the director of the local playroom called the “Grasshopper and the Ant.” They want the children to play inside, preferably (I’m imagining this) in the dark, in the cold, with the windows shut and sealed by duct tape.
Next headline:
NOW THERE IS A PETITION FOR THE VILLA GROGGIA
Citizens and mothers, to the number of 120, signed a petition protesting the requested ban on alfresco birthday parties. It’s not easy to find nice green open public space here, for one thing. For another, Franca Caltarossa revealed that this is only the latest in a series of disagreements with certain neighbors. “This isn’t the first time that we’ve had problems with the dog owners. We’ve had to call the police more than once because they let their dogs run free, endangering the children.”
While the dog-slaves are fixated on how disturbing children can be, they evince no awareness of how phenomenally disturbing their dogs can be to most of the rest of us, even if we love dogs, on the whole. They bark, they shriek, they scuffle, while their human lackeys either ignore or abet them by smiling. It would take Nanny McPhee with a blunderbuss to re-educate them to the notion of living civilly with other people.
Speaking of armaments and their usefulness in re-educating the neighbors, just the other day an unidentified man living at Stra, up the Brenta River toward Padova, decided to handle things his own way.
The headline yesterday was: “Stabs to death the dog that attacked his.” Two mutts leaped on his Springer spaniel and he couldn’t get them to stop, so he pulled out a knife and stabbed both of the dogs, killing one. The carabinieri arrived before he could play an encore on the enraged owner of the two dogs. He has been cited for illegally carrying a dangerous weapon and for killing an animal, while the owner of the victims was charged with not controlling his dogs.
But of course, things would never reach that point in the Parco Groggia, especially if we were to herd the little kiddies into a cellar and push a big stone on top of the door.
Is there a special circle in hell for the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, Silas Marner, Captain Ahab, Edward Murdstone, and their ilk? There must be plenty of room left for the dog-owners of Cannaregio. Or rather, “owner.” A statement from the Comune referred to “complaints from a user of the park.” It doesn’t take many to get the wild rumpus started and evidently this person is already well-known for his or her grievances.
The first official voice of reason was heard from Erminio Viero, president of the municipality. “The park of Villa Groggia is for everybody,” he said. “The park is under our responsibility and there is no preclusion of children. Dogs can circulate only on the walkways and on the leash.” This must be the first time many of the dog-people have ever heard of these rules and I’m sure they think it’s a fable.
“THE ALARM” WITHDRAWN FOR THE PARTIES AT THE VILLA GROGGIA
The city’s statement on all this is: “There has never been a prohibition (against children in the park). Children’s parties will continue to be organized by “The Grasshopper and the Ant” utilizing the park of Villa Groggia, just as it has been established by the City Council deliberation of October 2, 2003 which is still in effect, which permits and regulates the parties, even for birthdays, of the city’s playrooms (“ludoteca“).
That’s pretty clear, but Mr. Viero couldn’t resist chiming in, with all the ardor of a Russian provincial functionary in a story by Chekhov: He denied “in the most absolute manner that there is any provision whatever put out by the municipality with the purpose of prohibiting or limiting the children’s parties at Villa Groggia, parties which the municipality is more than happy to host in its territory. Common sense and the most elementary civic manners suggest to the owners of dogs to always keep them on a leash.” (For those dog owners who may lack common sense and the most elementary civic manners, there is also a city ordinance — see above.)
The last word goes to Tiziana Agostini, city councilor for education: “If there is a happy place for children , it’s Venice, and in Venice, it’s the Parco Groggia.”
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Hello
I just wanted to say that you continue to reassure me that I am not the only thinking this Venetian life we live is completely crazy!
I live in Castello, on the other side of Arsenale, in a street locally known as ‘caca calle’. Yes, it’s pretty disgusting, very depressing and I am ready to mount a campaign to name and shame (the dog owners, not the dogs)!
Your comments about the Biennale were spot-on and it is a relief the ‘arty’ people have all moved on.
Looking forward to the next instalment.
I say name ’em and shame ’em. The culture war of dog people vs kids is a big problem in cities all over. My kid almost fell in a pile of feces in the street the other day. I was not amused.
Speaking of naming and shaming, and on a not entirely dissimilar note, I’ve taken a series of photos of men urinating in the park on Riva dei Sette Martiri. I’m thinking of making a poster and staking it into the ground where most of them do their business so they know they’re on display. Of course, I’d place it high enough so they couldn’t pee on it.
I have some doubt that your solution would be effective; I think most of the men, based on what I’ve seen, are illegal or semi-illegal immigrants (no offense to anyone intended here), by which I mean they have no stake in the quality of the place where they are only temporarily residing or working. (I saw street-repairmen urinating in the same park). They may have grown up doing this — I don’t know. What really gets me is that there’s all there’s all this water around: Piss in the water, at least! Not a solution, I admit. As for the dog-owners, one reason why people don’t speak out is sloth; another is the general belief that if you let me do what I want, I won’t bust your balls about doing what you want (based on the assumption that our deepest common desire is total anarchy); another is that the streets are seen as no-man’s-land, space that, instead of belonging to everybody, belongs to nobody; and lastly, fear of reprisals. It wouldn’t take long for a person whom you have criticized to discover where you live. One day long ago, for reasons I still don’t know, we found a full bag of garbage placed on — ON –our doorstep, This leads one to unpleasant imaginings of what else could happen. And so it goes…………..
Yes, you’re right, for the most part they appear to be immigrants. However, I have definitely seen tourists from time to time, but also some locals. It’s absolutely disgusting during the marathon and those Lega rallies. My downstairs neighbor says he yells at people when he sees them, but I’m a bit worried to have that kind of confrontation, for the reasons you cite.
We have a neighbor who is obsessed with garbage on our street. Any time anyone leaves garbage out at the wrong time, she hangs it on our doorknob. It drives me crazy that she assumes that we foresti are at fault, when the street is full of tourist rentals and close to the Riva, so sometimes tourists abandon bags on our street.