Carnival strikes again

“Carnival hotels sold out in 600,000 for the festival.”  I didn’t investigate this — 600,000 people will be staying in hotels? Unlikely.  Perhaps a comma after “esauriti” could have clarified the statement.  Still, I don’t doubt that that many people could be Venice-ing in some way and to some degree till Feb. 21.  Can’t say we weren’t warned.

If you should happen to hear a loud rasping sound, it’s not a swarm of locusts warming up for mating season.  It’s Venetian merchants rubbing their hands together.  It’s Carnival time again!

The first weekend has just passed, but it seems to have gotten off to a curiously restrained start.  The Gazzettino says there were 75,000 people, which is more than I’d want to spend a weekend with, but fewer than the 100,000 they report from pre-Covid days.

The novelty of an evening boat parade in the Grand Canal , a monster show on what appears to be a disguised dredge being pushed along by motor (the oars were fake — no wait, the oars were real, but the rowers were fake) did not enthuse the Venetians.  It was a massive floating Las Vegas.

The boat parade the next morning, by Venetians who were rowing, was shorter than in past years, and there were fewer boats, as well.  There were objections and protests about that, too, because truncating the trajectory meant that the mob scene that was so festive in the Cannaregio Canal was reduced to a simple mini-mob in the Erbaria at Rialto.  Naturally all the merchants along the Cannaregio Canal have made their voices heard.  Their palms are no longer rasping.

The uber-traditional “Flight of the Colombina” over Piazza San Marco was not held.  Some explanation about the piazza being all torn up for the high-water-defenses work does not convince me, nor many others, either, but in any case no Colombina flew.  Not Las Vegas-y enough?  It used to be one of the major draws of the entire festival.  Just more things I don’t understand.

No matter.  We’ve got Carnival down here in via Garibaldi and environs, and that’s plenty entertaining for me.  It’s wonderful how you can dress little kids up as anything and yet they still know exactly who they are.  Some of them are pretending, but none of them is as good at it as some adults I know.

My thoughts are going no deeper.  You can certainly upholster yourself as Giacomo Casanova, if that’s your thing.  My own Carnival is kids, galani and frittelle.

The Christmas lights are keeping the festive spirit high in via Garibaldi.
How can one little word contain so much carnival?
You can have your newfangled frittelle filled with cream, zabaioni, and even pieces of apple. The classic Venetian variety is a heavy, dense, somewhat cake-like object. There’s nothing inside but raisins.
Galani (known elsewhere around Italy as bugie or chiacchere, among other names) have reached their culinary peak at the Pasticceria Melito just below via Garibaldi.  The secret is rolling the dough to a translucent sheet, then deep-frying it.  Carnival means nothing without this apotheosis of fat and sugar.
Bags of confetti (“coriandoli” in Italian) and other festive trifles are on sale in the supermarkets.
Go in for a bottle of laundry detergent and some toothpaste and come out with your Carnival costume.
The faithful ambulant amusement park has permission to stay from Christmas till Carnival, and if the weather cooperates it really adds to the madcap atmosphere.

 

Best of all are the shows — marionettes, magic tricks, juggling. The parents seem to love them as much as the kids do, though the dogs are a little harder to impress.
Are we going to be stuck here much longer?

The puppet dog was a huge success. He never obeyed commands, and they even found a way to rig him up so he peed. The kids were ecstatic.

Night falls by  6:00 PM, and yes, the show must, and does, go on.
The aristocrats manque’s can strut around the Piazza San Marco all they want. I like it better down here.
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interesting new site

As you know, I don’t usually mention other websites about Venice (or anywhere else, actually).  There are many reasons for that, but in this case I’m making an exception for Omio.  Sharp-eyed readers will notice that I have contributed a few fragments to the list, and I hope you will explore other places suggested by their traveling correspondents.

 

 

 

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Meanwhile, over in Barcelona…

Well they're not so drunk that they can't be laughing about it.  I just can't quite figure out what there is to laugh about.  (Photo: Vicens Forner).
Well they’re not so drunk that they can’t be laughing about it. I just can’t quite figure out what’s so funny. (Photo: Vicens Forner).

I know that I promised not to talk about degradation and tourism anymore.  Yet here I am.

Or rather, here they are.

In case I didn’t mention, or even hint at it, I realize that Venice is not the only place on earth which experiences rogue tourists.  I hope I didn’t give the impression that I thought Venice was unique in suffering this scourge.  I merely wanted to say, “It’s happening here, it needs to stop.”

However, reverence for truth compels me to widen the picture, in part because the wild things in this case do not make my heart sing, and they’re Italians.

What they got up to in Barcelona trumps anything I can offer in the way of gobsmacking madness.  I don’t defend them in any way, I just want to say two small things:

First, bodies like theirs cry out to be exhibited (though not fully frontally).  I know that’s a stupid thing to say, I just wanted to acknowledge all those hours they put in at the gym, and whatever supplements they take.

Second, how could anybody manage to run around a city naked for THREE HOURS?  I can understand totally why the photographer followed them around the entire time (though someone could reasonably ask why he didn’t stop them, while he’s so busy complaining about tourists) — they’re just as cute as little buttons.

But what finally brought them to a stop?  Did they run out of gas?  Hit a cold front?  Suddenly realize they had nowhere to put their money and passports?  Or did the photographer finally tell them he had enough pictures, so they could get dressed?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/21/naked-italians-protests-drunken-tourists-barcelona

 

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Hostel 2.0

 

I suppose one small drawback is that it's on the Giudecca, but some people may see that as an advantage.
Nothing like a palazzo, but something that was much more useful: A converted 19th-century grain warehouse.

Up to now, my idea of the average hostel has been deduced from the average hostel-dweller, at least as seen around here in the summer.

Every sweltering day the vaporettos carry payloads of dauntless wayfarers and their gear, 80-pound backpacks that look as if they’d just arrived via the Old Silk Road lashed to the chassis of a 2 1/2-ton 6×6 truck.  Their owners don’t look much better, pounded like Swiss steaks by summer heat and malnutrition and the cumulative effect of too many languages and sleepless nights during their seemingly free-form peregrinations.  Their clothes appear to have forgotten what it ever meant to be clean.  These travelers might have credit cards and laptops and tablets these days, but going to a hostel still struck me as meaning they were essentially going to be sleeping in a multi-bed hangar, with a bucket by their heads to catch the rainwater coming through the roof.

Wrong again.

There has been a hostel in Venice since the Fifties, and it was (I’ve been told) of the Old School. I never visited it, but I read its rules once somewhere and was sorry to learn that in addition to everything else that seemed to suggest the aftermath of a festival as painted by Brueghel, the paying guests were required to get out by 11:00 AM and take their stuff with them. That seemed harsh.

But no more.  Not long ago I got an e-mail from Generator Hostels, alerting me that they had re-done the “Ostello” on the Giudecca, and inviting me to take a look at it.

I have never written about a commercial operation on my blog. It’s been a point of pride. But this philosophy, to which I am still faithful, runs head-first into my desire to be useful.  If the new hostel is a good thing, I ought to know about it.

So I went. I was shown around by Operations Manager Keti Camillo, and even if she hadn’t been so helpful, I’d have been impressed.

Bear in mind that I’m not risking the claim that this is the best hostel on the planet, because I don’t know.  But I do know that for Venice, this is a remarkable lodging resource.

This is not an infomercial.  I haven’t been paid anything by anybody.  I am merely letting you know about this place because I think it’s amazing, and I would happily stay here myself.

Naturally I consider that the maximum compliment.

I recommend visiting a new place on a grey, foggy, rainy day.  If it can overcome that, you can assume it will be even warmer and more appealing on sunny days.  Here, the bar faces the entrance. Makes an excellent first impression.
I recommend visiting a new place on a grey, foggy, rainy day. If it can overcome that, you can assume it will be even warmer and more appealing on sunny days. Here, the bar faces the entrance. Makes an excellent first impression.
There's something mysterious about how chairs salvaged from somebody's backyard heap come to look so cool.
There’s something mysterious about how chairs salvaged from somebody’s backyard heap come to look so cool.

 

Most of the ground floor is just one warm, eclectic little nook after another.
Most of the ground floor is just one warm, eclectic little nook after another.
This nook between two other nooks is occupied by this re-worked four-poster bed which evidently has power to draw people onto it and keep them there, prone, for hours.  Certain hours, anyway.
This nook between two other nooks is occupied by this reworked four-poster bed which evidently has power to draw people onto it and keep them there, prone, for hours. Certain hours, anyway.
This is dining room, done up refectory style.
This is the dining room, done up refectory style.
So you're ready to sleep.  The landings/floors are color-coded and given Venetian names.
So you’re ready to sleep. The landings/floors are color-coded and given Venetian names.
Hallways: wide, bright and clean.  Like everywhere else in the building. These are not words I normally associate with "hostel."
Hallways: Wide, bright and clean. Like everywhere else in the building. These are not words I normally associate with “hostel.”
Of course there are shared rooms and bathrooms.  But they're really clean, and there appears to be enough for everybody.  By which I mean: Not just one toilet for 40 people.  Bonus point: The mattresses are wider than usual for single beds.  There may still be a snorer in the room, but nobody can help that.
Of course there are shared rooms and bathrooms. But they’re really clean, and there appear to be enough for everybody. By which I mean: Not just one toilet for 40 people. Bonus point: The mattresses are wider than usual for single beds. There may still be a snorer in the room, but nobody can help that.
But there is a private double room with private bath. There are also some private triples and quads, but I didn't see them.
But there is a private double room with private bath. There are also some private triples and quads, but I didn’t see them.
It's not exactly an order.  More like a strong suggestion.
It’s not exactly an order. More like a strong suggestion.

 

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